Hello friends My name is Dimitri How to get girlfriend?

>>37658781
>Dimitri
I can't answer your question, but I like your name, friend.

>be in same room as girl
>ask her out
>she leaves the room

>>37658781
H-hello, I'm Mircea, nice to meet you, Dimitri!

>>37658781
jus bee urself my dearest anon, dimitrinov

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>>37658781

DIMITRI!! BURN THE WHEAT FIELDS!

>>37658954
Da,I hear womens like Vodka

>rush B
>????
>profit

>>37658781
Change your name and maybe smoke less

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>>37658781
helo friend myu amnem is yurik but friends call me dead dog
to get girlfriend need to be strong man be humble and do not forget be self
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>>37658781
Fuck we have the same name
Also, Leo, stop browsing r9k

Dimitri my name is boris and i'm willing to give you one of my wives

>>37658781
>>37661049

It's funny because my name is Dimitri and my granfather is named Boris