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Why shouldn't girls date the drummer?

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Why shouldn't girls date the drummer?
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OF A BAND that is. A famous band.
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What are drummers lirke be honest
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>>37658622
Most I know are just kinda wacky
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Whatever you do, don't date the bass player.

t. The Bassist
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>>37658499
Never date a musician or any creative type. They'll write songs about personal shit you'd rather not have songs be written about.
Plus, their bodies are not optimized for sex. Guitarists' fingers are fucked up and rough and callused, drummers entire hands are the same way, trumpet players usually have a disgusting callus on their lips which makes kissing and oral sex kind of unpleasant...pretty much every instrument modifies your body in some unpleasant way.

Musicians are not for sexual.
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>>37658499
>guitarists are usually extroverted and are assholes, can be great friends though.
>bassists have an equally if not greater false sense of superiority than the guitarist and are also assholes but can be nice people.
>drummers are usually very kind people, no anger or issues with power dynamics with the group, just go with the flow.

Anecdotal of course.
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>>37658499
>He plays the autism drums
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>>37659244
Calluses soften when wet bud.
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>generalizations: the thread
jesus, just fuck whomstdvever you want. it's not that hard
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>>37659268
Not always. Maybe when submerged in water for extended periods of time, but my calluses stay hard when I'm in the shower usually.
Lip calluses do soften, but trumpet players usually need them, which is why trumpet players often won't even consider kissing or performing oral sex on their partners; they need the calluses to play well.
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>>37658499
They'll BEAT you hehe. Man I love vagina.
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>>37658499
he may be prone to achieve autism overdrive and not only fuck his drums but also fuck the shit out of you
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