A Day in the Life of Chad

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>Chad goes to a concert in the evening
>QTs randomly ask to playfully be spun around in the parking lot

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>Chad checks his phone messages coming out of a 45 minute meeting
>36 Texts, 6 missed calls

>>37656599
>openly masturbating with the intention of having an individual see it
Isn't that sexual harassment?

>touching him with bodily fluids from a sexual organ
Isn't that legally sexual assault?

>>37656714

yeah, he could totally prosecute if he wanted. especially with the footage.

probably won't though. he'll just let it pass.

>sticks penis in roastie
>she splits in half

>>37656714
Yeah, I'd be fucking pissed. Some random-ass pussy juice on my hand. I've no idea if it's STD ridden or not, don't give me that shit you weirdo.

>>37656714
>Isn't that sexual harassment?
If the genders were reversed, some white knights would've beat the shit out of the dude and he'd be sitting in a jail cell by the end of the day

>>37656599
why the fuck doesn't this ever happen to me..

>>37657269
because you din't win the genetic lottery.

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>ywn find a girl with a sex drive as high as you who wants to just fuck and cuddle for days

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>hangs with his bros all day
>parties with coed hos all night

>>37656604
Hnnnngggggghaaaaggggghhhhhh

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What the hell, man. Was that girl in cahoots with the guy recording it? My robot brain can only perceive this as some sort of scam. Like she'd cut the teasing part from the video and blackmail the out of the guy if he touched her.

>>37657415
there is a lot of mental illness in new york city. that's all there is to it.

>>37656599

This is either a clip from a porno or a mentally ill nympho. That shit is not attractive in the least

>>37657415
https://www.ectherapy.com/traumasexually-acting-out/

>>37657269
Dude that bitch is fucking disgusting, you wouldn't want that to happen to you.

>>37657323
Seriously don't understand why it just doesn't work this way. Like honestly why is it not just like that.

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>>37656599
Women are now paying Chad hundreds to thousands of dollars just to have his company.

http://rentagent.me/

>>37657284
That guy just looks like an average brown dude. I'm not even really sure why that woman is so attracted to him when he looks like everyone else on the streets.

>>37657656

Something something women won't allow it. Who the hell understands females

>>37657644

Probably half the guys here are at the point where they are experiencing severe physical symptoms due to a lack of human contact.

Intimacy is not a "want" for most people, but a need. Without it a lot of people start to feel very sick, very angry, and very sad.

You don't understand how desperate a lot of the guys here are for just one chance to hold a woman and touch her in a sensual way. Even if she'd be seen as disgusting by other guys.

Most men NEED women or else they will start to go insane.

Either that, or they'll turn to drugs or religious fundamentalism.

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>>37657696
Oh yea because white males make up the majority of attractive people. You're so totally right anon.
Are you white too? If so can I suck your sick and praise the floor you walk on.

-white girl (male)

>>37657728
Say what you want about it but Jesus can help you.

>>37657755

QED. I rest my case.

>>37657746
>suck your sick
Heh

That woman has issues, jesus.

>>37657766
I could of had a gf
she lived in a different town and I didn't have a car, there is no way I'm going to go to a town I'm not familiar with anymore and get stranded there and just talk over the phone long distance while she's around tons of guys constantly, she's already was banging a lot of them anyway so it's not like it was going to work out she probably had a few other side guys going on.

In other news, OP is gay for Chad.

>>37657746
I never said that white people are more attractive than browns you moron. I just said that the guy in OP's webm looks completely average and questioned why any girl would display such attraction towards him. Improve your reading comprehension, faggot.

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>>37657909
kek someone got buttblasted

>>37657916
damn u sure TROLL'D me heh heh

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>Chad leaves the house
>has a good day

>>37658048
If you left the house more often you might have good days too

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>>37658100
why do you think this advice works?

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>>37658100
>If you left the house more often you might have good days too

tfw

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>>37658100
i see people following this "advice" everyday walk into my store, buy the same exact snack which is just enough to tide them over till the next day and then come back again the day after.
and you know it's in the top 5 of their to-do list for the day cause they pay with fucking EBT

JUST getting outside of the house does the same exact thing as staying inside of the house
you have to do the next step after that and the one after that and so on and so forth
that entire routine is what robots hate or can't seem to grasp

>>37658180
>JUST getting outside of the house does the same exact thing as staying inside of the house
>you have to do the next step after that and the one after that and so on and so forth

This is why cognitive behavioral therapy is a meme

>>37658180
Leaving your house to go to the store isn't going outside: it's changing rooms. Going outside means you stay outside for extended periods of time doing something, e.g. playing a sport.

>>37658659
yeah you can't just go to a store or class or some shit. You have to go somewhere to engage in actual social interaction, not just be around people.

>>37656599
He looks like a beta and the hoe is clearly on drugs.

>>37656599
>tfw no gf to shove my hand down her pants while we're sitting on the couch