Post pics like related for a folder i'm making. OC or not

>>37655638
>he thinks if he looks away it won't stop for him
Do people actually do this?

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There was a big thread about this earlier today.

Certified oregano

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I just pace up and down the bus stop like a creep.

>>37655678
>has literally NEVER jerked off, only cums through sex
tfw I'm chad

>>37655666
in los Angeles it's true. I think it's because so many homeless and jobless people sit on the bus benches all day. If you aren't looking at the bus and standing up it will drive right by. You try to to wave because it feels weird but if you aren't sure you have to, because if you miss the bus it's like an hour till the next one in some areas.

>>37655678
>first time was with 2 girls
>apparently this makes me chad
You're all nerds.

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FRESH OC BB CAKES

>>37657383
>fucking reddit meme
Not only will no one know what these dumb subreddits are, its not relevant to the thread.

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I've been driving to work with my car for years and I thought I should use the bus so I get the chance to be with other people even if I will never talk to them. Should I do it?
I work alone at work and if Im not working I just sit at home doing nothing. Im lonely.

>>37657711
>he doesn't know about mde
do you even browse 4chan?

>>37657770
you should join a book club or a rec sport

>>37657817
monkey dishwasher enema?

>>37655638
Jc are you that kid that posts this shit on ifaggot?

>>37657817
The r/ gives it away fag.
What you really meant is
>do you even browse reddit?
No i dont, whatever you are talking about does not take place on this website, nice try though.

>>37655638
anecdotal information laced with stereo types and common things everybody does.

but yeah. i guess i can see the humor in these memes. i'm starting to find it funny how chad looks like some crappy ancient Egyptian drawing.

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Does this meme have an official name?

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>>37657817
>implying mde isn't just reddit tier edginess masquerading as pol

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>>37658044
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>>37658047
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>>37658061
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>>37658047

Thank you for making me genuinely laugh with that picture. I really appreciate it.

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>>37658072
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>>37658082
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>>37658088
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>>37658101
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>>37658103
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>>37658111
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>>37658124
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>>37657383
what are those subreddits?

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>>37658132
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>>37658142
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>>37658150
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>>37658159
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>>37658159
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>>37658169
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>>37658191
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>>37658198
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>>37658132
i had a virgin shopper in my store today
he mumbled at me and i went "huh?" and forced him to speak louder
never made eye contact at all
paid in cash and then he dropped some change on the way out and looked down at it and stumbled a little then walked even faster out of the store

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>>37658207
And the classic to end it all. "Chad" in these pics reminds me of a classmate in college who was super nice, but who otherwise acted like the "Chad" in the pics, all the way down to the stride. He even had the same hair.

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>>37658150
Okay, you got me good on this one.
Why is this shit so funny?

>>37658023
>Not sleeping on the floor of the tub
shit

>>37658132
thank you for making me laugh with your image

>>37658224
>Tiny beetle-like stride

the best part

>>37658237
I actually do sleep on my bedroom floor under my desk.

>>37655678
>>37658101
>>37658142
>>37658198
these are shit
the meme is that everything chad does is the complete opposite of everything the virgin does
how do people miss that?

>>37658605
The hyperbole on the Chad side is what makes it hilarious.

>>37658023
>Does this meme have an official name?
The virgin thing

>>37658605
>The virgin joke getter

>>37658044
oh man this one is making me giggle

>>37657770
Nah I legitamitly have to use the bus due to my car breaking down a year ago, you'll mostly find more anti social people or just homeless or disabled people it's really sad actually I sympathize with them

Pretty kek worthy. The wizard ones are utter shit though. Like any CAD comic, just remove part of it and the image improves.

The chad is the only funny thing in this meme

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>>37658191
>has narcolepsy
I know that feel, chad

>>37658061
>>37658088
These "wizard " additions are not funny. Stop trying.

>>37655666
It can happen. Over here, the bus driver will stop if he thinks someone wants to leave or get on the bus.
I notice if i happen to be walking close to a bus station, and i intently look at the bus, the bus will stop like he expects me to get on (even though i don't want to). But if i just casually walk and don't look at the bus, he keeps driving.
However, if i was actually waiting for a bus, i would do it like this
>sit on bench
>bus comes
>get up and walk closer to the road
Then the bus driver should know whats up

>>37655678
My first time was a little different.
>tries to stay silent and whimpers when he's about to cum
what i actually did is: i told her i can't cum when she's looking at me. So she closed her eyes, and i came and moaned normally. I didn't whimper or whatever.
It also didn't take me 2 strokes. More like 10-15 minutes desu

>>37658072
>someone was this butthurt about the virgin meme

Ouch!

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Haven't laughed so much for ages.
4chan is still funny even if it became degenerate

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>>37655638
>>37658023
>>37658082

I refuse to believe it is virgin behaviour.

I mean, this stuff is mainly for virgin antisocial fags, for those who feel unconfortable around people.

>>37658023
DELETE THIS NOW

FEZGZG

>>37658023
>subconsciously uses showers as a substitute for emotional warmth
Fuck

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I made this one myself yesterday.

>>37657770
wtf nobodys talks to each other in bus

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>>37655638
oreganilifdamo

>>37660889
Most people don't, but it definitely happens. One time I talked to this super sperg on the greyhound, he was like 4han personified, told me he's a furry, asked me if he could say the N word. I told him it's probably not a good idea, when I got off the bus all the other black prople were just staring daggers at me.
Also I've seen strangers randomly start talking about sports on the train. I usually hate when anyone talks to me unless they're an interesting weirdo like that furry guy

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>>37658047
Is being responsible a sign of virginity now?

>>37661069
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhale origanalo*
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>>37660667
That's good, have a (you) for your troubles

>>37661069
yes you high inhib beta

Idea: The Virgin go to the beach.

>goes alone or, very rarely, with a group of even more pitiful nerd "friends"
>places his stuff in a spot too distant to other people because he fears others
>looks nervous and uncomfortable all of the time, making others near him notice him more than they otherwise would have.
>he feels like he forced himself to go there, not really enjoying himself
>only swims for a minute or two, then returns to his towel because he has nobody to play with
>sits on the towel hugging his knees
>skin excessively white due to rarely leaving home to meet friends or do anything

>wears sunglasses to avoid eye contact, tells himself it is for eye protection
>(Chad wears them, but solely for looks and doesn't care about protecting his eyes)

>>37661006
well the virgin programmer is clearly superior here, isnt he

>>37655678

Spicy.
Having girls feign disinterest during banging is my fetish anon. :3

>>37657383
I always new sam hyde cucks were all redditors. No wonder scam hyde keeps selling is cringy bad on purpose self-deprecation garbage. This is something a teenage boy should do on his youtube not a 40 year old man.

>>37661288
>places his stuff in a spot too distant to other people because he fears others
Make sure to add something about he ensures his belongings are always visible from where he is swimming so he can check on them constantly.
>(Chad wears them, but solely for looks and doesn't care about protecting his eyes)
Maybe something like Chad never wears sunglasses in order to make eye contact with as many women as possible. His eyes are also completely impervious to uv radiation; he can literally stare into the sun.

>>37660341
It's a meme, you dip. origblox

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origamionialioni

>>37661486
>Can't carry one home from the store
lol, I know these feels all too well

>>37655638
>shaming your fellow brothers and making them seek validation from women

fuck off pussy worshiper faggot kys

>>37661394
hes just as superior as 130 IQ INTJ NEET to a normal person working high tier job through years of commitment

>>37660667

>Chad
>BBW

BBW is the most robot fetish there is, the fact that someone is so desperate that they go for landwhales is just sad.

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>>37657383
oh my. I've been found out

>>37661615
You're so wrong dude, a LOT of chads are into fatties. Not landwhales exactly but definitely beyond chubby

>>37660667
Great chart, only Chad would never watch porn, he has too much irl sex to even have time for porn

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>>37661103
Cooldudeclem is a lolcow.

>>37657383
Absolute cringe beyond belief

>>37661394
>changes distro 6 times a week
>thinks ansi c is relevant
>doesn't actually have a job
I don't know, anon, you tell me, which one would you hire to write software that actually works?

>>37657770
>I thought I should use the bus so I get the chance to be with other people even if I will never talk to them
Thank god i live in introverted country where people hate talking to strangers.

>>37655638
>everybody in this thread fell for some fag making an imgur album for epeen

This board is dead

Sage

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>>37657383
what the fuck is this dude. God i fucking hate redditors

>>37655678
Banging bored retired sluts who only want money and cumming prematurely is my fetish.

Once I'm more economically established ill actually do it too, don't it twisted though I don't plan on ever giving them any real money and will dump them while they're still doing the whole "I love u baby you're so nice" shtick .

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>>37661486
>chair is nearly broken
>refuses to get a new chair because he can't carry one home from the store
Yep, this describes me perfectly

>>37658023
There's nothing wrong with having your back towards the shower. You lather the side that isn't getting wet
In fact, the shower should be turned off once you're all wet so you can scrub everything and then rinse

>>37658023
Make a Chad one for this pls.

>inb4 the chad virgin vs the virgin virgin

>>37661006
the chad coder wtf is that face

>>37658111
>hugs his neighbor affectionately
Is it just me or getting a hug from chad sounds like the best feeling after getting hug by Stacy?

>>37655638
In my country buses don't give a shit about bus stops so you hail at them anywhere like a taxi, some times they'll ignore you despite hailing so yeah, better keep staring at it

>>37664343
What country do you even live in.

>>37665151
Colombia, buses are an awful experience overall, you're better off walking if wherever you're going is close enough

>>37659956
Yes they are faggot
Uwuwbejw

>>37658111
>pee roars with the sound of a thousand lions
Topkek

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I'll take any requests if good.

Pic unlreated, just wanted your attention.

>>37665425
Can someone say just the theme name of any good virgin memes for inspiration?
Like buss virgin, piss virgin, sit virgin ect.

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>>37658150
lowkey shit myself lmfao

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This was my most appreciated oregano.
It was back when 1/10 of the posts were OC.

>>37661006
ok robots, which programming languages are virgin languages and which are chad languages?

>>37665773
robots use java
chad uses his cock piercing as an electromagnet in order to manually set the bits

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Ma' OC

>>37665425
To make good "the virgin" meme, you have to be a virgin yourself (because the meme must be a part true)

>>37665773
Virgin:
C
C++
Java

Chad:
C#
Kotlin
Scala

Wizard:
Assembly
Pascal

>>37661069
premarital sex is kinda irresponsible anon...

>>37662866
The one who doesn't write random words until it compiles.

>>37657853
How can you be a 4chan pass user since 2013? When did 4chan pass even come out?

>>37657770
>>37659625
unless you live in a big city your local bus line is probably under used and under funded. In Bakersfield the bus runs like 20 -30 minutes late and is only used by bums and alcoholics with 6 DUIs

>>37663384
jew spotted hit the showers

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>>37658159
I used to play 40 hours a week back when i was 20. at 25 i hardly play anything and just shitpost on pol and r9k

>>37663286
amazon nigga. just throw you chair in the trash

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>>37658150
chad cummies

>>37655638
Is there a "virgin post" and "chad post" image yet?

>>37658047
I reckon the Chad one is wrong with this

It should show chad leaning back in the seat so much that he's in the rear half of the car

>>37661044
heh.
I feel like the Corvette should be that blue abomination that one weed dealer tripfag had

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>>37667625
hes relating to the greatest /o/ meme

>>37658198
> somebody saw me in the gym and made this meme about me

What the fuck? Stop??

sal ce faci eu sunt vlad

>>37655690
Stay in one place, you fuck. I don't want to stand/sit near you or other people.
UNLESS, you are a qt or a chill dood that wants to be buds.

>tfw I'm the virgin and want my boypussy rekt by Chad

>>37655638
>37655638


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObL-9vjOS5Q

dude this guy