Who else /sick/ here? I've got a cold and a sore throat

>>37655515
I have a god tier immune system, haven't been sick since early 2016

does sick in the head count?

>>37655515
Last year I got sick for over a month. I'm not really the same person since and I get sick for the mildest reasons.

>>37656436
The last time I was sick was in late 2015. I don't know how its possible, but I'm sick now.

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tried to treat a stomach bug with booze
it was not a good plan

i'm dehydrated, bloated and have diarrhea

it was years since I was sick

>>37656767
My throat hurts like a bitch. I was thinking of sipping some liquor to help my sore throat.

>>37656436
You do not, you retarded whore.

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>>37656831
Drink some hot tea with lemon and honey . Honey is an antibacterial and lemon gives you vitamin c.. It's very soothing to the throat.

I have the meat shits, but that sint really an illness, just me eating 6lbs of groun beef over the past week after eating nothing but ramen and veggies for 2.