Serious question, what's it like having an older sister?

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I always imagine it's cool cause she can fart in you all the time

>>37654809
shit atleast that was for me
>she doesn't flush or forgets to flush
>is retarded as fuck
>got pregnant by a 30year old at 19
>she likes entry level anime,and rock
>i don't talk her besides good bye and trivial stuff
>i don't talk too much with my family now that i think about it

>>37654809
>weird uber catholic religious Christian
>listens to rock and metal constantly in her room
>vegetarian,
>went through an emo phase
>never ever had a boyfriend

She's weird at best

>>37654809
read elliot's manifesto

>>37654809
robot older sisters will most likely be fembots since they share the same genes
can't cure the ugly by switching gender

Honestly? Pretty fucking great.
>bullied in high school
>older sister was most popular girl in school
>she's a total alpha bitch
>she can be very mean but she loves me

>at bar with sister and her friends
>see hs bullies
>sister asks who I'm looking at
>explain
>she walks over with her friend
>hs bullies staring because hot blondes
>they point and laugh at them
>hs bullies horrified

>sister gets her black friend to walk around with her, stare them down
>sister gets her boyfriend to glare at them
>i never asked for this
>but it's great

>after black friend makes round two they all bolt
>don't even pay their tab
>they leave a full pitcher of beer
>run out to parking lot
>sister, boyfriend, black friend, other male friend, and group of girls all chase them
>call main bullies name
>his friends get in the car ready to leave
>only one dude tries to stay and help out
>boyfriend and black friend corner him
>main bully dragged by sister and other male friend to ally beside bar
>where I'm chilling in the dark
>"Hi, Brad Averagecock."
>"H-Hi anon."
>conversation goes on
>brad denies knowing me
>sister slaps him
>he threatens her with his lawyer dad
>bully doesn't know relationships
>I don't have social media
>sister mocks him
>"y-yeah officer their blonde lady slapped me, boohoo, you fucking faggot."
>she keeps slapping him while male friend holds him down
>he eventually tears up, apologises for bullying me
>sister pats him on the head
>"That'll do, pig."
>he runs to car
>turns around
>" I take it back! Anon you're a fucking autistic weirdo and everyone always hated yo-"
>sister runs at him
> he screams
>like, a girl scream
>gets in car
>speeds away
>sister tried to key car but fails
>calls cops with their license plate number
>they get busted for drunk driving and dine and dashing
>bully posts twitter status
>bully later sends me an(other) apology

Say what you will about normies, but they operate under pack dynamics and that's useful.

>>37654809
It depends on the girl obviously but it was fairly gross and annoying for me. Basically just another brother who bleeds once a month

>>37654809
Awful, but mine is also insane and a worse wreck than I am so I'm probably not the guy to talk to about that sort of thing.

>>37655135
>Having a vagina
>robot

Pick one and only one. It doesn't matter how ugly or weird a woman is. As long as she has three warm holes, she has value in a society.

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>>37655142
I can relate. Old sisters are based as hell when it comes to defending younger siblings. When I was out for my 18th some lad was trying to start shit, my sister came up behind him and glassed the cunt.

>autistic big sis
It's like having an autistic big brother. I think.

She's a retarded whore and I don't even talk to her. I would rather not have an older sister.

>>37654809
Older sisters are nothing but trash. You should thank God almighty every day for being born without one.

>>37655142
can relate ahaaA

>>37655176
Can i ask your sister out ??

>tfw no brocon older sister

Never really see or hear about her. She seems super nice compared to most girls.

>>37654809
She was never around much. She's around 15 years older than me.

>>37654809
Stupid question because it depends on the older sister.

Quick question;
Any guys with a connection to their older sister and is still a misogynist?
I always figured that knowing and seeing a woman being a complex human would get rid of that since misogyny is assumptions and generalisations. So it'd be nice to know.

>>37659018
>misogyny is assumptions and generalisations
It's all based on observations, retard. Having a female sibling is more likely to provide those observations, so more likely to be misogynistic

>>37654809
They're manipulative cunts who treat you more like a toy rather than a human being. Not worth your time IMO.