Chestlet Thread

I'm a dude but chestlets are so much more hot than big tits.

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>no big bobos allowed
U WOT M8?!

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How big is too big to be called a chestlet?

>>37654768
>traps
>big boobs
yeah sure

>>37654885
i believe if you're size b and under you're a chestlet.

>>37654768
>into chestlets
>C and below make women cuter
>tfw told I'm a pedo even though I'm only attracted to mature women who have these qualities

>no big bobos allowed
I am a titcow. You can't stop me little chestlet.

>>37654795
This.
Big tits with the huge areola are fucking disgusting. Plus they end up being saggy as fuck.

Give me small and perky any day.

>>37654963
o-o-okay, so technically we c-can't stop you, but please...

>>37654963
You are a man
>>37654986
So are you, except you're also tripfag cancer.

>>37655017
but I'm not using a tripcode..
.-.

>>37654963
doesn't count if you're fat though

Are you the next femanon trying to become /r9k/ orbiter central

>>37655061
insomnia is a tranny though

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>>37654768
Seeing a chick with no tits just makes me feel kind a sense of despair and pity. This must be how women feel when they see manlets but at least men have more purpose than being pleasing to look at it. Flat chests are honestly on the same tier as paraplegia.

>>37655081
thanks, believe whatever you like, anon.

>>37655121
Prove it you tranny fuck

(pls)

>Start out as a 16DD (16 is a large in Australian)
>lose 40kilos
>Become 12 E (medium)
>6'1
>Boobs now look small against my massive frame despite being E cup.

What worth as a human am I now?
Just kidding I'm putting ALL my effort into constantly building mass on the ass. I think this is a good solution, having a huge, round, firm, perfectly sculpted ass to make up for the 2 sad wrinkly stretched out empty used balloons that hang off my chest.

Is this a good strategy?
Also Just for the sake of it, small boobs are cute if they've been like that for the person's whole life. Their perky and look youthful and vibrant even at older ages, while huge titcows just sag against gravity, the skin is thinned out by having to hold so much fat.


Pic related. You can't see it too well because webcam + lighting but my skin literally looks, stretched out. Their not just marks now, it's fucking horrible. Will surgery fix this? Should I get implants?

>>37655092
I don't think chestlets are bad if they are somewhat fit.

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>>37655266
Soz pic didn't post

I love my women with B and smaller cup sizes

A cup angels for life <3

>>37655276
I think surgery is your best option, desu
Congrats on losing weight, loose skin sucks

>>37654768
I have small tits and enjoy having them.

>>37655092
THIS otjfbfbdbdbdbd

>>37655276
>those stretch marks
Definitely would recommend surgery if you want to get rid of them.

Nothing quite beats a qt dfc

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>>37654768
i'm basically totally flat but i love big boobs on other girls so what's the problem?

>>37655092
i like my flat chest though

>>37654963
bully me pls so i can bully you harder!

>tfw nice big titties
>tfw male
End me

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>>37654864
DON TITIS ALLOWED THO

I'd suck em. No worries, poster.

>>37655276
Timestamp pls. Nice tits

>>37655394
...tits or gtfo
>>37655406
don't even mess around, Don Patch crossdressing gets me harder than diamonds

>>37654768
Can "cheaters" who fucked themselves bad by fucking up their puberty to non-existence be considered chestlets?

>>37655276
What the FUCK
they should make this illegal

Does anyone want me to post my tits?

>>37655392
I don't know how many fucking times I've seen you today. Btw.. what's your favorite toilet paper brand?

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>>37654768
>chestlet
Nigga very few people care, even among chads. Hell, the pickiest are probably robots, but who the fuck cares what we think?

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>tfw chestlet but fat

>>37655488
It's almost like you were meant to be skinny but couldn't stop eating.

How bad can it be to get back to my super religious ex?

>>37655488
You can't be that fat what is your bmi?

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if ur born chestlet then get boobie implants are you now reformed? are fake boobies ok?

>>37655464
Of course I do u dummy

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>>37654768
tfw chestlet and can sleep on my tummy

>>37655420
>sagging from being massively overweight
>nice

Uh. I don't agree but thanks. Why the need for timestamp? You really think I went on google and searched for pictures of stretched skin, completely fabricated my entire post just to get attention? That's rather elaborate and time consuming.

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>tfw a boy but wish I had big huge knocker milkers
It's not fair I just want to have titties so bad.

>>37655486
I've had people tell me to my face, unwarranted, that they wouldn't date me because i'm too small and they like tits and ass.

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>>37655534
best feeling, right here
>tfw no titcow to cuddle with

>>37655523
no, they're not ok

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>>37655516
30

Have a body like pic related.

>>37655536
I don't know, I just wanted that extra verification. It doesn't matter to me.
Post with you standing up (tits out), I think that's the best way to judge saggyness.

>>37655534
I've been told you shouldn't do that. It causes breathing issues and sleep apnea.

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>>37655557
I wish ;-:

imagine how soft they'd be to cuddle...

>>37655542
I too get hallucinations when I don't take my meds.

>>37655596
I think they were trying to dissuade my hesitance of their attention and it only made me feel like shit. At least thats what i tell myself.

>>37655306
>>37655344
>>37655439

Thanks for input. I guess I gotta start saving up but, another question. If you saw this, would it turn you off so much that you wouldn't even want to date someone with this degree of stretch marks? or are boobs not important enough to dissuade someone? I'm been trying to get a bf for a year now but I'm worried about how they might react when they see them (lose their erection and possible never see me again lol)

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>>37655575
Literally perfect to me. You may now leave and find someone else who likes this because I can't be one of billions of dudes or dykes.

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>>37655488
>being too fucking lazy to not get fat

>>37655575
Were you always like that or did it happen in your teens and have you tried working it off?

>tfw no chestless and titcow girls to have threesome with

>>37655626
Tit cows can go die. I refuse to suffocate to death when they roll over in their sleep.
You can't even punch their tits to wake them they don't have any sensitivity there.

>>37655611
I can't help with that because I actually have a low sex drive.
You should be fine but there will be casual sex fags that will judge it but that's a tiny few.

>tfw not even an a cup
i probably won't ever get a boyfriend

>>37655611
Try losing more weight and if they still seem really bad go for the surgery.

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>>37655590
It's pretty bad man, I honestly don't know who in their right mind would call these nice.

>>37654768

How do femanons feel about getting milked? I kinda want to open up a farm where I milk women and sell their milk.

Just think about it, women are exactly the same as cows. They have udders and a vagina. Might as well chain them up and farm them.

>>37655657
I wish I was suffocated by cow tits>>37655657
>You can't even punch their tits to wake them they don't have any sensitivity there.

>You can't even punch their tits to wake them they don't have any sensitivity there.

Perfect to rub my dick and the cum on them

>>37654768
Barely a B cup here.

>>37655701
Just get the surgery, also explain to whatever guy you end up shirtless with about your rapid weightloss.

I'm sure they will understand, It's not that bad, I would still plow you.

>>37655728
Nice. What's your favorite toilet paper brand?

>>37655701
From that angle it doesn't look that bad at all, a little more exercise your body would be a 7/10 8/10 in my book.

>>37655701
I'd be more worried about the extra stomach skin, if u ever get surgery get tummy tuck..

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>>37655686
>tfw everyone back home has bigger tits and all tower over you and they're fucking asian
>tfw you don't wear bra's because that'd show more than you going commando

>>37655752
Whatever is cheapest and doesn't tear while wipping. Not loyal to any brand.

>>37655701
I wouldn't have any problem fucking you if I weren't a disgusting Caribbean mulatto

>>37655701
lmao those are nice tits, you're pretty insecure desu. You even have nice areolas

>>37655749
>>37655765
If she exercised more and worked on her core she wouldn't need surgery at all.

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>>37655686
>thinking you need A-D+ cup to get a bf

>>37655575
>fat and chestlest

You have a fate much worse than death dear child.

>>37655575
this body is cute. CUTE!

>>37655778
Nice

>tfw I'll never wipe your ass with a soft paper toilet

Btw... do you like to wear tight underwears?

>>37655276
>>37655701
please b in Brisbane desu

>>37655799
m8 u can't exercise off loose skin.

your organs have a certain limit where they can't go back to normal, this happens to fat peoples skin the only way the get rid of loose skin after major weight loss is to cut it off

>>37655701
Forgot to mention that you have a pretty hairstyle

>>37655840
That doesn't look like it's all loose skin though the stomach can def be improved with core workouts. I wouldn't know much about the boobs though you are most likely right.

>>37655749
My issue is that, people's standards for someone they'd actually settle down into a relationship is far higher than just a one night stand or something. I need to be waifu material if I actually want dat commitment from someone, I don't feel like it's fair to expect someone to settle down if they, just need good boobs in their life when I can't provide it. As for the surgery it might be a while and I'm quite lonely so, I dunno it's gonna probably cut into my insecurities for a long time if I'm with anyone.
>>37655760
>Doesn't look that bad
They're not even round! Also I think losing more weight, while I do want to and plan to, will definitely exacerbate the issue. Even if I build muscle underneath. Which makes me feel a bit disheartened :C But thanks that's very kind of you to say that.
>>37655765
Honestly I care a lot more about my tits than my saggy stomach. I don't know why, it just matters less to me, I dunno if it's be worth the pain, time and money. I'd prefer to have a nice rack than a flat stomach any day lol. No one faps to a flat stomach, there's no porn of people coming on someone's stomach.

>>37655871
>Thinks you can spot lose.
>Still tries to give fitness advice.

Buddy the only way that tummy is going anywhere is the same way I lost the other 75% of it, with absolutely no core work at all. It's not not lack of muscle tone lol. What the fuck would having a sick pack underneath a huge layer of fat help?

>>37655889
>there's no porn of people coming on someone's stomach.

yes there is

>>37655701

Your tits are fine, your pouch belly skin isn't. Some guys don't care, but most find it unattractive. I personally don't have a problem with it. Most important part of a woman's body for me is her face.

I find most women attractive so i might not be a good judge. Guys are very forgiving when it comes to looks anyway. Looks matter a ton more to women.

>>37655938
How do people lose weight if not exercising and cutting? Do you just sit around and do nothing eating nothing?

>>37655871
she can probably loose more weight around the stomach area but if you zoom on the mid section of her stomach it's completely saggy/wrinkly, that cannot be fixed with exercise - boobs will need breast lift but I think her boobs look really good after weight loss, even if u get breast lift AND implants in 10 years it'll be saggy again cause gravity pulls ya tits down and no wearing bras constantly doesn't stop sagging

>>37655826
Sydney. Soz.
>>37655783
>Sagging clearly visible, reminiscent of melting ice cream
>Very uneven, even the areolas are 2 different sizes
>No round shape
>No perkiness at all, just hangs in sadness and shame trying to hide in my armpits
>Starting to look like a pair of socks with golf balls in them

>nice
Have you not see nice tits before?

>>37655701
you have fucked up posture

>>37656007

Stop crying. Most women have uneven and lopsided tits. Your tits are perfectly average and nice. Stop thinking of porn tits as the norm. Only part of your body that looks unattractive is your stomach, and it's not even that bad.

As I said, guys are VERY forgiving when it comes to a woman's body. You have nothing to worry about as long as you don't go for one night stands with Chad.

>>37656007
I advise u to watch plastic surgery of breast lifts and tummy tucks, u get so much knowledge off them

I know it's weird, but snapchat has a very big plastic surgery culture - they film live surgeries and talk wat they're doing and why. I suggest realdrsix (username) he's very thorough in explaining

>>37655975
Yes nigga. It's called your metabolism, fat people burn even more fat by just existing. Also, I did eat food, just not a lot. And then I went to work, swapped maybe 1 meal for a coffee and a cigarette. Ate very low calorie, highly nutritious food (vegetable soup, salads, etc). Smoked to kill hunger pains and urge to constantly eat. Actually all that smoking might of made my skin more dry and worsened the sagging. I lost that 40 kilos and only worked out, a few times. I do exercise as part of my daily regimen now though, since I'm trying to build my butt to make up for the ugly frontside.

>>37655701
Your areolas are pretty, I don't know if push up bras can help you with your boobs

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>no bra on
>breasts make absolutely no indentation on my shirt
>look like a boy

who /padded bra/ here

>>37656063
I actually can't handle gore at all, I shudder watching surgeries. Watching someone cut into someone's skin just, ghrhggngkdfnjgfrhbngkghrejr nope. I'll try not looking I guess, maybe youtube. I don't have snapchat fucking normies and their snapchat get off my board

>>37656077
Sorry but is fucking cute desu

Btw.. do you like to wear tight underwears?

>>37656007
I don't see the problem with your saggy tits man, I still like your areolas btw. And they don't have to be perky to be good you mong. Just look at titcows

>>37656077
Fuck that. Everyone knows i'd be wearing it now if I magically gained lumps.

>>37656077
>padded bra

Makes me think about how women would feel if guys started wearing padded underwear that showed a big bulge in their pants. That way when they get to sex time, they take off their underwear and reveal a nice, solid 2 inch erect dick. Basically the same exact thing.

>>37656148
Fuck off its not breasts can't be hidden they're always seen to some degree through clothes unless you're already rocking a thundercock chicks won't know your rough dick dimensions.

>>37656113
im a degenerate with a wedgie fetish so i do, yes
>>37656133
work up with bigger amounts of padding or wear loose shirts desu, or just never take one off

>>37656170
I work with people who've seen me once a week for several years. I'm 23 i'm not magically growing tits they'd know.

>>37656148
padded underwear is a joke for men because the only thing it makes women think is that you have a boner

>>37656059
Most women have pretty horrible tits.

This is just a fact.
Average is literally obese these days. Just because everyone else looks like shit, doesn't mean I don't look like shit either.

I'm not crying I'm just being honest about the clear observable impact that my weight loss has done to the skin of my chest (with a little comedic exaggeration). My point was not to gain sympathy but to point out how calling them nice is rather inaccurate. Even if it's a well meaning compliment, improving my self confidence isn't my objective, my objective is to avoid any issues I'm going to face because of as consequence. Just like someone with literally no butt might actually ask for advice on how to build muscle in their glutes. Telling them they have a perfectly nice butt or that most women's butts have cellulite and are saggy isn't really helpful.

>>37656179
tell them you're pregnant then in a few months switch departments

>>37656170
>im a degenerate with a wedgie fetish so i do, yes

My dick is going ducking diamonds right now. What style of underwear do you prefer the most?

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>>37656104
aight youtube his name and just listen

pic related to how to tell if u have loose skin or ur just fat

>>37656193
>Most women have pretty horrible tits.
>This is just a fact.
>Average is literally obese these days.

So you're in a good place.

My point is that your tits are already good. What you need to focus on is your stomach and any other loose skin. Your upper chest, above your stomach, is perfectly normal and attractive. All I'm saying is that your focus is on the wrong place.

And even your stomach isn't that bad. Most guys wouldn't give a shit if they were dating you. Men are way, way more forgiving of a woman's imperfections than a woman is on a man. So just keep doing what you're doing and lose weight.

>>37656216
I can't for various reasons much as i'd like to.

>>37656227
usually fuller ones with print on them like hearts or cute stuff, my fav pair is a pair of bikini cut with sushi on them

>>37656259
>I'm gonna take it slow, I don't wanna cum in my 1year long no fap

Can imagine how cute it is. How does your favorite bikini feels on your body?

>>37656242
>men are way way more forgiving of a woman's imperfections than a woman is on a man

Men are very reluctant to actually enter a long term relationship and commit to it. Full stop. Men on r9k perhaps not, but actual men who have options and can actually access sex outside of a relationship? They have far higher standards, and women who aren't sluts probably have somewhat the same thing. You can't compare reply rates on dating websites (or whatever the fuck you picked up this notion) to actual reality. Your comparing fucking with years and years of commitment, tolerance and effort. They are not the same thing. Men also are expected to be the person who pursues women and initiates a relationship, they're naturally more inclined to be more inclusive in their standards, that's just how they evolved since fucking everything in sight is GREAT for spreading your genes everywhere and producing babies with equally lower standards. You know what's bad for spreading your genes everywhere? Monogamous relationships. It's actually pretty god damn difficult to get someone who is 7/10 to commit to a long term relationship with you when you are horribly average. The saggy tits just worsen the deal. If want want to date someone attractive, having breasts that are actually nice would help a lot.

Also I refer you to this:
>>37655889 (last reply)
I don't care that much about my stomach. I am still trying to lose more weight despite being a healthy bmi since I can see there's still fat on me but hopefully strength training will make me a bit more toned.

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>>37656468
>It's actually pretty god damn difficult to get someone who is 7/10
>7/10

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>>37656494
People have standards, faggot. Either nut up or dip out of the race like I did.
>realize I will never have no gf, no more stress about presenting myself in any particular way
>get to peek some free tits from this site every once in a while
>life is good

>>37654963
Will you be my girlfriend?

orig

>>37656468
I just don't see it femanon. I don't understand how your tits are horrible. I'm pretty sure even normies would like them, seriously. Your tits are fine, perky isn't the only way to be good you dope

>>37655701
wtf is this posture

>>37655945
Not as much as tits. I've seen about I don't even know, 100 scenes where they come on the girls tits? Or just fuck her tits? I think coming on someone's stomach is more...fetishy? I've never even seen it once and I've watched all kinds of porn in my time.

>>37656468
u have to realise that if u get breast lift u will have a scar that goes around your nipple (they will reduce size of nipple upon request) right down to your breast fold and towards yours armpits

>>37656535
>People have standards
Yeah but this bitch is a wreck, with shitty posture, a pizza dough stomach and deflated balloon tits.

>>37656494
In my defense most people I've found very attractive have other people's average. My 7/10 is another girl's 5/10. How I view someone depends a lot on their personality and how much I respect them, someone's quirks that might otherwise make them ugly become characterising and charming to me.

Basically what I'm saying is that I've been very attracted to fat guys and short guys so that 7/10 probably is a of a stretch

>>37656597
i'd still fuck it. originoli in my ravioli

>>37656562
I already am covered in stretch marks.

Everywhere.

I even self harm scars on my left thigh. I am far beyond caring about a little surgery scar, especially if it means I'll have nice perky, shapely tits.

>>37656712
Pls tell me your ass and pussy are fine

>>37656712
>I even self harm scars on my left thigh. I am far beyond caring about a little surgery scar, especially if it means I'll have nice perky, shapely tits

Ah yes, your average Western white female. Wannabe Stacy for Chad cock too. Sad.

>>37656712
THEN SAVE UP MONEY AND GET IT DONE

>>37656597
Yeah, but they still have standards.
Some do anyways. >>37656663

>34C
>Violin hips
>BMI of 19 despite trying to gain
>THICC memes everywhere reminding me of shortcomings
I just want to be sexy but every bit of my genetics say "no"

>>37656058
>>37656556
What's wrong with it exactly?

hunched shoulders?

>>37656786
>body disfigured from being a lazy fatass
>lose weight
>the goal is Chad's dick
>would rather get permanent scars on her body than just be happy with herself
>cuts herself too
>all to get that perfect figure to get Chad's cock

Every white woman is a lazy whore. Very sad. Most important thing in life for them is Chad's cock and getting the approval of her social group.

>>37656856

What the hell are violin hips? Never heard this meme before.

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>>37656890
Hip dips, they're very pronounced on me and just plain look weird.

>>37654768
>tfw fucked up with 28a femanon gf

>>37656856
those feautres can be either good or bad depending on how they're shaped and proportioned

>>37656932

How the heck does that even work? Your waist is up top but how does that second dip happen?

>>37656856
Post yourself, you don't have to be thicc femanon to be attractive.

I don't get this thread. I prefer small boobs I am a guy and according to people who know me I could pass for a chad.

>>37656932
I wanna rest my legs in your hip dips while you peg me

>>37656865
it looks like she (you?) are trying REALLY hard to stick out your chest as much as possible, leaning back, and hunching your shoulders. could just be the distortion caused by a web cam, sure, but I feel like its still weird. idk.
if you're her, can you post a side pic?

>>37655276
pls be my vollyball gf

>>37656856
Dick going diamonds again

Tfw average sized chest
Wish I was either chestlet or titcow

>be manly man
>have really big tits
>they are bigger than my 22 yo sister boobs
REEEEEEEEE

>>37656961
It's where the thigh bones connect. There's not much that can be done about it since there's no muscle.

>>37654768
I wanna marry a chestlet. Any takers for my offer of marriage and happiness?

Every chestlet should post tits, it's only fair. Also your insecurities are probably wrong

>>37655701
3D

not even once, my friends

>>37657044

I guess that's more weird than unattractive.

>>37657079
I don't have any...
Unoriginal.

I am basically a dude with no dick

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>>37656807
That's the plan.
>>37656775
Honestly I think my ass is okay but, it's hard to see my ass in the mirror. Webcam's aren't the best for picking stretch marks. I think their fine.

>>37656786
>average western female
Did you mean long term depression, repressed anger and social from a childhood of being bullied due to being obese, 2 past online relationship in which both cases partner was severely mentally ill, suicidal and was somewhat abusive, leading to guilt ridden acts of self hatred in the form of self harm?

What's average or western about this?

>wannabe stacy for chad cock
Yes because everyone who looks after themselves, is intelligent, isn't mentally ill and is kind hearted is definitely chad and sleeps with sluts all day. Except I clearly stated I wanted a long term committed monogamous relationship. Whoops on your part buddy!

>>37656866
I didn't lose weight to please other as much myself, I was binge eating to deal my deal with my emotions and it took a very long time and alot of self discipline to stop.
>just be happy with herself
What's wrong with wanting to improve? And really what is a little red line on your skin compared to having the tits of a 40 yr old? I don't see what the big deal about scars is...I don't really get grossed out by them unless someone's missing a leg or some shit.

>all for chad
No. If I wanted meaningless sex I could very easily get it, I want trust, support, intimacy and commitment. I wanna have someone who will stick by me, care for me and hopefully appreciate it when I do the same for them. Those are things that Chad can't give me. And are faaaaar more important to me than someone's fucking penis size dumbass.

My social group never encouraged me to lose weight. The only recognition I got about it was when they noticed how much I had lost. And that was just "oh you've lost so much weight". That's it.

>>37657007
Pic related. It was taken from below since my laptop is sitting on my bed on top of blankets.

>>37657125
>Pic related. It was taken from below since my laptop is sitting on my bed on top of blankets.
o idk. you look pretty cute just don't be so hard on yourself. congrats on losing a bunch of weight. i'm gonna go now.

>>37655575
I have a same bodytype desu
My fat goes to my thighs, stomach, and ass

>>37657125
Your ass kinda looks fine (based on what I can see) and again: your hair is pretty

>>37657125
Quick question, What motivated you to lose weight?
I'm a bit chubby and wanted to get /fit/ but really have no motivation.

>>37657106
>>37657118

Pls don't make my dick go diamonds again

>>37657099
Is being weird looking not the same as being unattractive?
What if I was your girlfriend and you had spent years looking at pictures of busty girls with normal hips and suddenly I took of my clothes and you were faced with violin hips and a scrawny flat chest? Wouldn't you be disappointed? I just want to be good enough.

>>37655701
Are you sure those are E cups?

>>37655705
>tfw no one to keep me locked up and only use me for milking and sex
Why live?

>>37657125
Show your ass femanon. I wanna see

>>37657125

Average western white female confirmed. You're just a poor, poor victim. Nothing is your responsibility. YOU FUCKING CUT YOURSELF you dumbass bitch. Neck yourself. Your entire life and existence is one headonistic swirl of a mess.

My point is that you don't want your body to be healthy or normal, no. You want it PERFECT and you're willing to disfigure yourself to achieve it. You fucking disgust me. You make me sick to my stomach and your life and mindset is exactly representative of the average western white female. The eternal victim with no responsibilities who wants perfection at all costs to herself. And why do you want perfection? Because you want Chad and Stacy's approval.

>>37657187
34C isn't exactly flat

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You just want to hug her and tell her everything is going to be alright

>>37657187

Nah, I'd be fine with it. It's probably not even that bad. You're probably autistically critiquing yourself. I'd probably not even notice.

>>37657161
A life time of being bullied for it. Hating how I looked, I looked at a lot of thinspo, I lost most of my weight in an unhealthy way but, it was VERY effective. Once you see some results it's very motivating since you don't want to lose any progress and you want to keep going. After a lifetime of losing just, 5 kilos at most and very rarely even understanding how, seeing any results was quite a bit of motivation. The smallest things were noticeable to me, just seeing the bones in my hands, my rib cage outline showing up a little, pants becoming lose, that kind of thing. The weight loss was mostly out of changing my habits, eating very little reduced my appetite DRAMATICALLY, i can't eat too much without feeling very sick anymore. I can only handle normal sized meals spaced apart so it's quite difficult to really binge anymore unless I really want to. Make it part of your day to exercise, not a chore but something fun. Listen to good music while running, I like to do youtube workouts with black people since their fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwOYZetq2Bw.

>>37657160
Lol it better be with the amount of squats I do.

>>37657198
I was professionally fitted but I have lost more weight since then so I might have possible gone down? I have a 12 E bra that still fits me perfectly so It can't be too much difference.

>>37657233
Lol no. This is a chestlet thread m8, not /soc/

>>37657125
It's very nice that you started improving yourself just for yourself and not for cocks and vanity. Also, wise decision on looking for long term relationship rather than a fast fuck.

It's all I can write from under my sheets. Have a good knight!

>>37657187
wait, did you post a black and white picture of your body a while back?

>>37657300
Is your goal having round and tight cheeks?

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>>37654768
I'm actively turned off by tittycows/MILFs/etc. so clearly I love flat/small chests, preferably on petite
girls. Legal lolis are god's gift.

>>37655534
cute post

>>37655686
also cute, don't worry anon some guys like flat chests

>>37657079
agreed, seems only fair

>>37654768
I'm a man with man boobs. Can I be allowed into the thread

>>37657247
>>37657267
I feel a little less stressed about it. Thanks.
>>37657331
I've never posted pictures, I don't even like to look in the mirror, let alone take photos.

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>>37657367
Please, more megumeme.
Save the thread.

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Im joining the small boobies club. Im a A cup

>>37657374

Only if you post them with a time stamp.

>>37657401
God pls tell me you're legal

I want someone to bully me for being fat and having small tits

>>37657401
>"fembot"
>belly button piercing

OUT
OUT
OUT

>>37657423
Kys disgusting creature

Done

>>37657423
I can arrange this.

>>37654768
i prefer asses

>>37657421
21>>37657421
You're in luck, im 21

>>37657471
>breasts
>produce milk
>ass
>produce shit

Ass men are shit eaters

>>37657244
Oh I see my bad, I didn't realize that self harm wasn't massively common around people experiencing deep emotional stress and mental health issues, but was just the average and is very common apparently. Also why does noting the cause of why I would be so upset to harm myself, somehow relieve me of responsibility? It's something that happened when I was feeling incredibly overwhelmed. I haven't done it since and have stopped, it's just something that happened.

>hedonistic swirl of mess
I blamed myself for my partners suicide attempt. I worked hard to lose weight, I have a job, am studying in university (and doing quite well) and don't have much money to spend on luxuries. I'm sorry to tell you but this strange projection for living a fun happy life carefree life with no responsibilities isn't too reflective my reality at all. I work very hard for my money to pay my own uni fees and for textbooks in a job that only gives me roughly 17 dollars an hour.

>You don't want your body to be healthy or normal
I don't think it's normal to have this much extra skin. Most people don't have their bodies MASSIVELY SHRINK IN SIZE. I just wanted advice on what I could do to help with the sagging on my boobs. This is a little contradictory. The surgery's purpose is to fix what was already somewhat damaged to begin with... I don't think it's really that big of a deal and is more, corrective in nature. I'm not trying to get big glorious perfectly even shaped tits, just ones that aren't already sagging to this degree when I haven't even hit my 20's yet (19 not underage)

Also once again, who is chad and stacey? I'm not trying to improve my body to attract a new mate so much as, not deflect people away from long term commitment. That's just realistic and LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF NOT TAKING RESPONSIBILITY. Do you get how stupid it is to call someone who is ACTIVELY WORKING TOWARDS FIXING THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS NOT RESPONSIBLE?

>>37657430
What's wrong with belly piercings?

>>37657504
>that only gives me roughly 17 dollars an hour.
Thats not bad money.

>>37657492
God you're perfect.

I wanna ask you to be my gf and then I want you to reject me. Can we do it?

>>37657504

It's simple. Just answer two questions.

Why did you cut yourself? Why do you want to get surgery to get perfect tits?

I can gurantee they have the same answer and they come from the same fucked up place in your mind.

>>37657510

Only people who get belly piercings are those that have sex often.

>>37655486

Girls with big boobs get the most attention from Chads, are the most popular girls, etc. That's why.

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>>37657393
Megumin is qt

>>37657401
cute!!!!

>>37657569
Haha! Thats funny. I wish!

>>37657570
That's so true. Hate my a cups

>>37657401
please show your areolas

>>37654768
Chestlets are pretty cute desu

>>37657570

Not true. Most models are thin as hell and have tiny tits and are considered the hottest women in the world.

>>37657607
Show your a cup, pls

>>37657591

So you mean to tell me that you're a virgin with a belly piercing?

>>37657641
Yes i am a virgin actually

>>37657629
>models

For me it's face > tits > ass

>>37657629
Models are for women. They show off clothes for women, and a tall and slender build is easier than this. A man would still fuck the average flat-chested model but if you asked a man what he really really wanted, he'd want a girl with big breasts and thick hips

>>37657667
nah Id rather date a girl with a personality that I find interesting

>>37657348
I don't really have a goal as much as just, seeing how much I can get with lots and LOTS of strength training. Also getting rid of any remaining cellulite that's on the backs of thighs, that's my problem area.

>>37657314
Night night

>>37657513
I live by myself, so. Food, cigarettes, bus fees, and 150 (my half of the rent) comes out of every of every paycheck I get. And then on top of that I need to save around 2500 every 5 months or so to pay for uni fees, textbooks, and other stuff. I only make around 300 a week.

>>37657663

That's weird. Why don't you fit my stereotype? Men assume that women with body piercings are loose.

>>37657663
You're getting better with each post

>>37657686
> personality
Nice meme xD

>>37657697
I'm saving it for the right guy. I'd rather not sleep around.

>>37657555
>>37657555
I cut myself because I let down the one person that needed me most in the entire world, to the point where they wanted to die. Because I told them over and over again how much I loved them and still hurt them so much. I wanted to hurt myself because I felt like I needed to be punished and feel pain for doing such a horrible horrible thing to someone, I wanted there to be a scar so I'd never forget what horrible things I was capable of and that it was justice. Other times just felt like I was in extreme pain and that was the only thing that'd make it stop. The first time I did it, I was emotionally numb and needed to feel something. From there it just got worse.

I don't want perfect tits, I just want tits that aren't ruined by weight loss because I feel like, I'm kinda letting my "future partner" down in a way and it'd affect my self confidence and my ability to feel desirable or even worthy as a woman. I'd say that's more of a self image issue. My cutting was, due to personal morals, not having anyone I could talk to or even know what was happening, not knowing how to deal with feeling that way in a way that wasn't harmful (something that never relying on friends or family for emotional support does), and possibly influenced by the fact my ex at the time had cut in front of me in a way to guilt me about making them feel bad (they were seriously disturbed). You could say I wanted attention but I never showed anyone the cuts, and I didn't tell anyone. I don't even understand how you could possibly think the two are related.

So unless your telling me I need perfect tits to make up for the fact that I blame myself for my ex's suicide attempt or need to feel something emotionally, I'd say your fucking retarded mate.

>>37657704
I mean of course looks are important but Id rather date a nice qt than some obnoxious T H I C C bitch

>>37657718
Why arent there people like you where I live.
Where are you from?

>>37657692
Keep working on your ass though, I know I'm not gonna see it, but thinking about how it will look like gives me a steel boner

>>37657667
frankly i prefer medium to small breasts and my porn folders reflect that

>>37657718
Why you are so fucking perfect???

>>37657749
Will do buddy. I've also noticed I've lost a lot of muscle from my restricted diet so, hopefully it'll help get my BMR up again.

>>37657300
I'm >>37657161
Thank you for giving me that advice. I really appreciate it and I'm sorry to hear about everything.

>>37657740
Midwestern USA

>>37657764
Not even in the slightest man

>>37657722
>answer a: you feel worthless
>answer b: you feel worthless

Do you understand now dumb dumb? The only one that determines your value is you, not others. The cutting is the same. But hey, you want to get your perfect little tits, go right ahead.

>>37657704
>wanting a girl that isn't a bitch and a half is a meme

>>37657805
>wanting a guy that isn't a pussy whiny beta bitch isn't a meme

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>>37655611

I doubt it would matter since it would be obvious to the person that you've lost weight so I wouldnt worry

>>37657805
It is. You gonna fuck her personality?

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>>37655701

Anon, I'm proud of you if you got that body via exercise/dieting. I'll tell you now I'd recommend against surgery because it's a waste of your money.

>>37657443
You suck at this kys

>>37657451
Please do

>>37657765
Nice. Also take care of your mental health, don't let your past devour you

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>>37657822
Yes, with mine. Hard.

>>37657814
So you do or don't want a pussy whiny beta bitch?

>>37657787
That's the attitude my qt loli

>>37657718
>21
>doesn't want to sleep around
can already tell you're wife material, hope you find the right guy!

>been chestlet all my life
>smol so I get confused for a child on the streets
>last guy I was into wouldn't date me because he doesn't like children
>i'm 21
>we are both in college
Everytime I drink it brings up bad memories.

>>37657772
I'm from the midwest originally.
What part though?

>>37657830
Sorry, is hard to be mean towards girls when your dick is hard

>>37657866
You should bully me with your dick

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>>37657423
Stand back, I got this.

>>37657858
You sound adorable.
I'd pat your head

>>37657793
I didn't feel worthless. I felt mostly guilt, and emotional pain from what was happening. It was the first time I had experienced that close of a relationship with literally anyone in my entire life. I was in shock and was trying to relieve myself of the pain by getting that release of endorphins from the pain of cutting myself to distract myself from my emotional pain. That has far more to do with self destructive behaviours than having body image issues. Even now I'm not TOO bothered by my tits, and I think working on my butt instead helps a lot.

Why do you need to focus on them being perfect when you even pointed out yourself that they wouldn't be? I am absolutely certain that there'd still be tons of people who'd still find some other reason to not find me attractive (the excess skin on my stomach, surgical scarring) and I'm perfectly fine with that. This is just something that's, more important TO ME. Why else do you think I keep ignoring people telling me to focus on the excess skin on my stomach? Why do you think I keep saying that my boobs are more important when clearly there's a lot of indication that I should be more preoccupied with my stomach? To top it off no one's actually even insulted my tits, these are just things I personally don't like about my body and would like to improve for my own benefit as well as others.

Also I don't think having nicer tits would contribute to my worth as a person. I think that's more my attitude, how I am as a person, my kindness, my honesty, etc. I work ALOT more on those things than I do my physical appearance just for a start so, I'd have to say you're entirely wrong.

>>37657905
Thank you, anon.
I just have decided to spend my time studying and hopefully finish college before I'm 23.

>>37657887
Like what? Piss, cum in your face and then putting it so deep inside your throat that you can't breathe?

>>37657858
Stop pls, this boner is hurting my dick now

>>37657629

Fashion models are completely unrelated to what people find attractive it's kind of insane. Thin, no boob, no ass, no curve women wtf?

>>37657607

Sorry angel don't feel bad. If anything you not being a full stacy will help you find real friends and people who actually care for you.

>>37657931
Y-yeah just like that, Anon
Treat me like the dirty slut I am

>>37657919

You cut yourself to feel better. You want new tits to feel better. Did cutting you make you feel better in the end? Did it fix your problems, really?

Now, do you think getting new tits will help you?

>>37657925
I finished at 19.
Lucky me, huh?
What are you going to school for?

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>>37657300
>thinspo

Please don't tell me youre part of ED Twitter?

>>37658012
i really never understood why people cut themselves to feel "good"

>>37658060
>Wahhh I'm sad
>let me cut myself

So fucking edgy. It's a mental illness.

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>>37658060

They do it to feel better apparently.

>>37657987
>rub my dick on your face to get hard
>cum on your nostrils

Feels good man

>>37658084
Is it actually?, like schizophrenia (Psychiatric illness)

>>37658112

Probably. I don't know if it has it's own diagnosis but id be incredibly surprised if it wasn't. Self-harm is a known coping strategy for the mentally ill.

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Get this /soc/-tier garbage out of here.

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>>37657504
only 17 dollars an hour...

be happy someone even pays a woman with no real skills that much

>>37657828
Thanks man.

>>37657835
I try to but I need therapy for it. I've sort of just tried to not think about it anymore since if I do, it just makes me feel really depressed.

>>37658012
Yes because one is an unhealthy way of trying to deal with overwhelming pain, and the other is a surgery specifically designed to fix this specific issue. Will I feel better about my loose skin and sagging breasts that have been caused by being so massively overweight? Yes. Does cutting treat the mental issues underlying the very reason I cut to begin with? No. Is my desire to fix my breasts really a body image issue? Couldn't you apply this logic to wanting to look better in general? Why try to lose weight? I should just accept how I look to begin with right? Why am I trying to get the "perfect figure"?

Your insinuating that fixing problems with your physical appearance is a temporary solution to self esteem issues or body image issues, when fixing those problems often DO improve body image. It might not fix it entirely, but it certainly makes a big difference. What's wrong with wanting to fix the fact I have loose skin? I'm failing to see any actual issue here other than the fact you seem to think that my tits make me feel bad, when they don't that much. They're just an obstacle in trying to find someone who will commit to me in a long term relationship, since the way I see it is that, I just want to be the best I can be. Which this surgery would most definitely help me in.

>>37657945
What boner, anon? I'm sorry.

>>37658027
I'm going to school to study Law. I wanna be a paralegal.

>>37658206
You're better than I am. I just went to culinary school.

>>37658217

A paralegal is just an educated secretary.

>>37656290
> one year long nofap
I couldnt even make it one week

>>37655276
Surgery but lose more weight first. You don't want to have to get surgery twice....

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>>37658165
You seem like you'd be fun at a party.

>>37658225
And a cook is just a food jockey.

>>37658060
Cutting releases endorphins, it actually is addictive. People do it to feel something, it's an outlet of emotional pain the same way, punching or screaming into a pillow is. How you ever felt so angry or sad that you, punched a wall or something? Maybe broke something? It's the same thing except now you're the wall.

>>37658037
I don't use twitter and I don't really look at it much anymore.

>>37658156
If I had no real skills I'd have no job.
Literally. What are they paying me to do? Just sit there? You do realize I need to have at least some sort of profitable skill to acquire a job at all right?. Why the does the fact I have a vagina impact how much I should be paid? How does my vagina impact my ability to do my job? Also this is in australian dollars so it's actually 13 dollars an hour in US. My bad on that one.

>>37658217
Do you enjoy cullinary?
I'm pretty bad at cooking. I once left cookies in the oven and didn't realize it was a roaster so the top was all burnt and the bottom was undercooked.
Oh, another time I tried making raviolis and they ignited on fire and this other time I left my lunchables in the microwave too long and the pepperonis looked like flaky chips

>>37658206
Too many lolis are making my dick go crazy, but don't worry qt3.14

>>37658165

Well, good luck to you then. Hopefully it all works out for you. No point arguing further because you're dead set on getting a titjob.

>>37658244
Yeah, I really enjoy it.
The pay isnt good but it's easy to find work.

I'd like to cook something for you. I really like cooking for people.

>>37658227
5 months completed and no regrets

>>37658240

You got that job because you have a vagina. Women can't fail in society. They have the pussy pass after all.

>>37658165

You're trying to use your body to find commitment from a man--going so far as to surgically alter. Just think for a moment. Are you going to get true love and trust from a man you attracted by changing yourself into something else?

>>37658257
You should teach me how to cook sometime. Do you work at a chain restaurant or what?
Do you like exotic food? My favorite food is lasagna

>>37658271
I'd love to. I work in a pub, it's a more relaxed setting.
I like pretty much everything but olives, and I can make a great lasagna.

Do you have a skype? I could give you some recipes and give cooking advice and stuff.

>>37658289
No, but I use Discord!
I don't trust Skype due to personal reasons

>>37658317
I don't have a discord but I could make one.
Give me a few minutes to figure it out.

>>37658098
Tfw no one to make me wear a nose hook and then cum in my nostrils and call me a disgusting fat pig

>>37658324
Sure, I am Nightrose#2309 if you wanna talk. I am heading to bed right now though. I used to make a lot of pirate posts. I love pirates, I wish I could just live on a boat for the rest of my days.

>>37658361
I'll add you once I figure out how to.
Goodnight

>>37658329

Hello anon.

can your nostrils take the D?

>>37658329
>Tfw no girl to make wear a nose hook and then cum in her nostrils and call her a disgusting fat pig

Femanons:

If an obese, ugly, hairy, old disgusting man with a tiny dick and smells and has smegma all the time offered to pay you $5 million but you had to have daily sex with him for a year and get pregnant and give birth to his child, would you do it? While having sex, he ravages your body and likes to insult you and abuse you.

$5 million dollars is more than enough to live off for the rest of your life. Most people never make that much money in a lifetime.

>>37658270
>changing yourself into something else
I'm changing into a person with less excess skin. Also I'm not doing for a particular man....just to sweeten the pot of being with me. Like honestly speaking, if you're going to literally fuck only 1 person for the rest of your entire life, you'd want the whole package. I know that personality, chemistry, and all that matter far more but, I feel like them being sexually satisfied and having to just forever just tolerate having gross super saggy tits because I used to be a fat ass is just a shame. Why do I have to continually suffer for it? and why do they? I don't think even getting a boob job will actually GET me someone, just, makes that one person want me even more. It's not the deciding factor, but ya know, guys like titties.

>>37658268
Sure. It's not because I'm available close by and at highly convenient hours, or that I'm good at the skills that are required at my job, no, despite the fact that women have been turned down for the same position due to these factors, somehow magically my vagina meant I was hired. Somehow the company is hiring only based on sex. Why did they even ask any other questions at my interview? What's the point if I only got it because I'm female? Why even interview me? Why are there males working at the store if they hire any female? Shouldn't there be more females? shouldn't someone have spread the word they hire any females? Are you telling me that being female was the disgusting characteristic that changed their minds about NOT hiring me? Shouldn't there be a 0% employment rate for all females? I don't understand!

>>37658447
I would do it, if he isn't allowed to do any kinky or weird stuff and I don't have to take custody of the child.

>>37655392
Noone else likes your flat chest

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>>37658464

Femanon, you're a beautiful woman. The fact that you had the discipline to get in shape alone is incredibly attractive even across the internet. Show some good dude THOSE qualities and earn yourself commitment. Save your money from not doing surgery and prove your financial discipline.

These are the qualities a worthy man commits to. I'd love to find a woman like you.

>>37658464
>Sure. It's not because I'm available close by and at highly convenient hours, or that I'm good at the skills that are required at my job, no, despite the fact that women have been turned down for the same position due to these factors, somehow magically my vagina meant I was hired. Somehow the company is hiring only based on sex. Why did they even ask any other questions at my interview? What's the point if I only got it because I'm female? Why even interview me? Why are there males working at the store if they hire any female? Shouldn't there be more females? shouldn't someone have spread the word they hire any females? Are you telling me that being female was the disgusting characteristic that changed their minds about NOT hiring me? Shouldn't there be a 0% employment rate for all females? I don't understand!

not that guy you're replying to, but chill out, anon. It was just a meme.

>>37658560
why a dude with a manbun?

>>37658560
>these are the qualities a worth man commits to
You really don't think having to stare at a pair of socks that look like there's golf balls in em wouldn't be just a bit disappointing? Your choosing your sexual partner for life. I feel like they're gonna just either not marry or cheat man, you can it's superficial but I dunno life isn't fair.

Also come down to Sydney anytime. I'm lonely as fuck.

>>37658447
No. Thats a reasonable amount i can make within my lifetime at this point and at my size any sort of pregnancy would be hell.

>>37654768
Literally all you gotta do as a girl to be 10/10 beautiful is work out. Even if you have a bad face no tits and no ass, if you're /fit/ you can wear your ugliness and make it work to your advantage, hell, ugliness can even add character. Combine that with fashion sense, good posture etc. It's all about being the best that you can no matter what your circumstances.
The ONLY people who are unattractive are the ones who mope around and atrophy their bodies instead of trying for that peak performance.
Quit your job, rent cabin innawoods, buy workout equipment, when you're not working out study like a motherfucker.
If you do this, you literally cannot be ugly, it's impossible.

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Reading this thread as a dicklet male is very intriguing and enlightening.

Maybe it's different since the dick has more of a sexual purpose, but seeing people deflect any sort of reassurance that their body is fine the way it is, if not beautiful even, in this alternative context is kind of therapeutic. It really puts all body shame into perspective and shows that it's relative to everyone and it really should just be irrelevant.

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>>37658602
Different anon. It's about what you're willing to do and how enthusiastic you are. I've dated girls with great bodies and not so great bodies and the only thing that REALLY sticks with me is how much I enjoyed my time with them.

>>37658472

Alright, let's see what's you do.

Take a obese, ugly, hairy, smelly man with a tiny dick with smegma. He offers to give you $50 million, but you have to live as his sex slave for 5 years. During that time, he'll use your body in any way he sees fit and you have to willingly and happily comply. You also have to serve him by cleaning his house and being his maid.

Would you accept being a sex slave for 5 years for $50 million?

>>37658650
>tfw can't live at pic related

>>37658666
That's why I saved the image. I love just looking at it, at least.

>>37658658
you know you guys are probably right about the boob job thing, I'm just really stubborn. Boobs are always a good time though, it's like, if you could get a surgery that made your dick bigger, wouldn't you do it? Even if it's something rather superficial, wouldn't you want to be able to please someone just that bit extra?

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>>37658666
>devil's trips

this is where I want to live.

>>37658650
Arguably different, not worse, because chestlets are visibly lacking in that area to all observers unless you're wearing a parka but dicks are hidden away in pants where you won't be gauging their size from the outside.

>>37658691
Yeah but I'd rather fondle/suck on golf ball in a sock tits over fake boulder tits.

>>37658691

Would it matter to you if your boyfriend had a 4 inch dick or an 8 inch dick?

>>37658700
I would be so paranoid that something would come out of the forest to actually come kill me.

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>>37658602

>You really don't think having to stare at a pair of socks that look like there's golf balls in em wouldn't be just a bit disappointing?

Ending up with some bimbo who sucks the life out of me is my worst fear. A co-worker similar to pic related begged me marry her last year. None of the older, richer guys in the office would go near her either for fear of losing their fortunes to her. I think her whole purpose for working was to find a man to commit to her using her tits.

>Also come down to Sydney anytime. I'm lonely as fuck.

I'm stuck in Canada for the next little while because of law school. But if I could I would come down under and 'give you' commitment just to prove my point.

Also, your boobs are perfect. They remind me of Maggie Gyllenhall's. I've always liked her.

>>37658665
No, that time period is too long. I know if I had to stick with that for five years I'd orobably fall in love with him and losw my sanity.

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>>37658691
I probably wouldn't. I'm exceptionally average in terms of dick-size and I wouldn't get surgery to change that. Shit sags, gets wrinkly, etc as you get older.

Give me a girl that's forward, isn't embarrassed by her body and likes to have a good time in and out of bed and I'm down.

>>37658748
use the $50 million for therapy. Problem solved.

>>37658748

Alright, another one.

Same guy as before. He'll give your family $100 million but you become a permanent sex toy that he owns for life. That means that your arms and legs are surgically removed and you live for his pleasure. You will never have to worry about anything in life though. When he is not fucking you, you will live a life of luxury. You can eat anything you want and have any entertainment you want. But you live in one room for the rest of your life. You never leave it.

Would you accept?

>>37658700
feels like dayz senpai

>>37658710
Boob jobs actually can pass off for real if you get them done properly, porn is full of mostly poorly done el cheapo and sometimes even procedures that are illegally.

>>37658713
Honestly? I don't know. They'd need to be pretty good in bed to make up for it, I can cum from just my fingers so, it can't be too bad....right?

>>37658732
Damn, canada's pre far away. There goes my dreams.

>>37658753
What if your dick was only 4.5? Would you consider it then? I dunno if my boobs are comparable to having a 4.5'er, I guess their kinda below average due to the sagging. Especially considering it's gonna get a lot worse in the years to come.

>>37658941
>What if your dick was only 4.5?
lol. not that anon, but man who actually has a 4.5" cock here. i wouldn't do it. i'd just live my life like i'm doing now. my dick ain't my life. your boobs are yours.

>>37658850
No, I want my arms and legs. I could never do something that foul. I'd need muh freedoms.
>>37658767
I don't thinka ny amount of therapy could fix ths problems

>>37658941

If you can get off from your fingers, then a 4 inch dick is enough. And that's an extreme anyway, in all liklihood you'll date a guy with 5 inches or more.

What's the most important thing a guy needs to have to be attractive to women?

What's the most important thing a guy needs to keep his gf?

/r9k/ would say Chad tier looks, a big dick, and money. I'd like to know what women would think.

>>37658976
Thats not how it works.

Unoriginally

>>37659049
chad tier looks, a big dick, and the personality to use that money to be spontaneous

>>37659049
Personality.
If you're a caustic or boring person women won't want to stay around.
Likewise being jealous or insecure has the same results.
A good personality is your foundation the rest can be viewed as a tree growing from that foundation.

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>>37658941

>Damn, canada's pre far away. There goes my dreams.

Ha you're not missing anything. I don't plan on getting married anyways I have my death planned out already and women like you don't exist. I plan to donate everything I have to an orphan before then.

You'll find a good man if you show him the beautiful person you are. Believe me the most worthy men will look right past your looks and analyze your person. I hope you don't give up on that person to become a 'stacy'.

>>37659049
Memes aside don't be boring or horribly insecure. Dries up pussy in record time.

What's the secret to women? How can I read them and know when they're attracted to me?

>>37659218
Ask them.

Unoriginally

>>37659299

I don't want to bother them. If they end up not liking me, then it'll be awkward for both of us.

>>37659328
If you don't play the game you'll never win.

>>37659122
>don't be boring or horribly insecure
I am both. What now?

>>37659340
Change yourself to be attractive to women, or give up. Whichever will make you happier.

>>37659400

I think I'll just give up. There's millions of better men than me that are more attractive and richer than me. I can't compete. A woman has no reason to choose to be with me.

>>37659400
Oh, I just remembered I'm here because I gave up a long time ago. Kek.

>>37659413
>>37659425

These. Women can just have Chad. I can't compete with him. Why would a woman settle for less?

>>37660580
Because you might bring a better personality to the table or something they find unique to you.
This is why you find normies coupling outside their range often enough when not using dating apps.

Its a guaranteed failure if you don't even try or a chance of success if you do.

>>37654978
>tfw small and huge areola
they just look weird to me

>>37660636

I find it very hard that a woman would choose me over someone better looking, makes more money, has more friends, and is overall better than me in every way just because of my personality, which is a meme anyway.

Reminder: Chestlets don't deserve to have a big dick bf

>>37660659
dicklets don't deserve a gf

>>37660663
maybe a chestlet

>>37660651
Look, i'm giving you advice from a female perspective and if you looked at any of the answer in this thread of money or personality personality was always chosen outside extreme examples.
Personality is king. Personality is the soil that you grow your "You" tree in.

>>37660685

Doesn't matter either way, you need good looks so that a woman will get to know you personally. Personality doesn't matter if you can't even get her to talk to you. Looks and social status are all that matter.

>>37660717
You're just moving the goalpost now.
We've been over plenty of women date and marry at or below their league in normie culture. There's couples that love eachother deeply but i'll still pity their babies. I'd have to scrounge around but there's even massive 400lb neckbeards landing and marrying stacies and shit.

>>37660798

Listen, I am a virgin robot. There's no point in trying. There are billions of better men than me. I have nothing to offer a woman she can't get better elsewhere. She'd rather be Chad's one night stand than be my wife. I'm just thinking about this logically. I know what I'm worth, and I know that no woman would find me attractive. Women can do way better than me.

>>37660717
You don't need good looks to get a woman know you personally. All you need is confidence and charisma, which I guess you also lack.

>>37660685
You sound nice. Do you have a bf?

>>37660840

The last time I tried being confident and charismatic, I ended up in the hospital with a broken jaw when Chad beat me. It's just makes the most sense to just drop out. Women will be happier and Chad will get all the women.

>>37655392
WANNA SLIDE MY OCHINCHIN IN THEIR TAILHOLE DESU SENPAI

>>37655541
same boat friend

>>37660868
Are you sure you really tried being 'confident and charismatic' and not 'creepy rapey'?

>Chad beat me
Also, story time?

>>37660868
What did you do, go up to a girl who was out with her Chad bf and grabbed her ass?

>>37660897
>just B E yourself
>B E confident and charismatic
>okay, pump myself up to go out and try
>go to a local dance club where people my age go because I don't know what else to do and meet people
>start talking to women there
>say one or two lines to all of them, they all scoff at me and ignore me
>try to flirt with a cute grill
>turns out she's some black guys side bitch, he's in a group of women
>he comes up to me and starts making fun of me
>calls me a punk ass bitch and pushes me on the ground
>I fall on top of another guy
>fight starts
>get punched repeatedly in the face
>security comes to break up the fight
>I get thrown outside for starting a fight, black guy gets to stay in the club
>bleeding badly from my mouth
>wont stop bleeding
>turns out guy outside called an ambulance for me because I looked bad
>go to hospital

>>37660914

Basically. How the fuck am I supposed to know when a woman is with someone when she's alone?