I just took a shower for the first time in six weeks and shaved JUST to go all the way with my pillow gf.
I thought putting an effort to banging my imaginary gf would make it better, but it just showed me how pathetic I am.
>>37654123
is that you lake anon?
like the lake in the middle of the woods
>>37654150
I drained that cesspool months ago. I tried to normie it up and I failed miserably. I'm just not fit for the normie life.
Also, this pillow gf never gets washed, so it literally stinks up my house.
>>37654123
Wish I didn't know that feel. Alas to my misfortune, I do.
;_;
At least we're not alone; right anon ?
In the multiverse, realities away, your waifu showered, put on the cute perfume and trimmed her pussy to lay with her daki of you *tonight*
Sweet dreams anon you are loved
>>37654223
I rarely go on this board because of how depressing and gay this place is. Literally made me go psychotic and go full sperg and devote every single thought to the robot/normie meme.
I'm an absolute Chad physically and I managed to sperg so much the girl is the one to leave first after sex.
Anyways, I won't post my pillow gf because it's a black pillow with yellow/green stains where my dick goes.
>>37654123
Where do you live? I want to live innawoods someday, is your place like that?
>>37654626
This place is hell if you're extroverted and want to be normal.
Eastern Kentucky.
Nothing but chewbubs (tobacco dip faggots who are usually wiggers), and everything in a county is owned by the same family, so you're fucked in that regard. Tons of land is cheap as fuck here because who wants to build shit in the meth mountains?
Just save up, buy some property, build your own house or haul a trailer here, and you're living the innawoods life.
>>37654811
That's what I'm gonna do, I don't really care for normie life.