>dad found the sperm pocket

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>>37651114
>mom and dad found the cum socks in the drawer back in my highschool days
>they just quietly threw them out without saying anything

Shit. Mom found my hand drawn hentai book i worked on last time i binged on Benzedrex...fugggg dude im fucked!

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Fuck i nutted all over the toilet and didnt clean it well enough.

> mom:"anon..? Please clean up after yourself"

>>37651185
bro thats just.....damn

you could've accidentally impregnated your mom if she didnt notice it kek

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>guidance counselor found the diaper shrine

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>mom found the smegma urn

>>37651241
>diaper shrine
diaper shrine?

>dad found the jizz jalopy
damn

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>>37651134
That's nothin'
>Close friend of mine back in high school
>Knew this guy for over a decade even back then so I knew pretty much everything about him
>This dude was so lazy that he would jerk off and just toss his cum tissues into these three drawers attached to his desk
>And only cleaned it out like once a year
>Basically keeps three drawers full to bursting with cum rags year round
>One day he does something to seriously piss his Dad off (this isn't anything abnormal)
>Dad has had it, kicks him out
>Friend goes to stay with his Mom
>A few hours later at his Mom's house, my friend hears two loud thumps against the front door
>Goes out to investigate
>Two black trash bags
>Opens the first one
>Filled with his clothes, toothbrush, laptop, that sort of thing
>Friend puts two and two together
>His Dad must have come by and dropped his shit off
>Opens the second one
>It's full of his cum tissues
>An entire trashbag full of of his fucking cum tissues
>hfw

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>>37651114
>auntie achieved an anus aneurism after absorbing assorted anal apparel.

>Auntie took away the bukkake bible

baka desu senpai