Femanon Thread

I'm going to pretend to be two different femanons in this thread using my phone and my PC.

>>37650404
Are you cute in the classic, innocent sense, but at the same time have the sense of humor of 4chan?

>>37650404
Why do no women play rts?

>>37650404
femanons:
are you fat or thin and what is your favorite part of yourself to play with

Stretch. But any fembots live in Florida?

How is it possible to be female and lonely, femanon? It seems all a woman has to do is brap, and then a dozen orbiters will surround her and swear that she's the greatest thing to walk the earth.

>>37650450
Gee. Wonder if it's their pussy? Nah. Couldn't be.

>>37650439
idk about OP but I played Warcraft 3 and Civ.

>>37650459
Because you don't understand the difference between somebody wanting to put his porkneedle inside your body and genuine companionship.

>>37650481
You play civ 5? If so would you be willing to play a game i'm bored.

>>37650481
I'll be your companion. I really want someone to hold... :(

>>37650481
describe your idea of genuine companionship

I bet none of you girls can cook well.

>>37650481
I want genuine companionship though not all guys are just lookin for sex

Why are there no console femanons? I wanna play with a girl on Xbox one. But never can find anyone.

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>>37650404

Central Europe anyone?

>>37650507

Men who want genuine companionship are just "nice guys" though, anon. She needs Chad. :^)

>>37650536
>Chad
>Companionship

Pick one.

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>>37650404

Why are you here? Why won't you leave?

Fuck off you roasties.

>>37650433
classic, I suppose, and yes.
>>37650450
half-way, usually a little skeleton and my hair

>>37650497
This is part of the problem.

You think you can just "be" companions, when some people cannot be close companions, because they lack enough common interests and/or speak a different dialect and so don't communicate well.

>>37650495
Can't play it online sadly (I'm a poor torrentfag) otherwise I would. Still waiting on that damn Summer sale GABEN GET TO IT.

>>37650497
Well I mean I already got a romantic companion. Sorry senpai I was just offering up a definition.
>tfw he's 273 miles away

If you're looking for advice though we met in college, so if you're not already in an educational programme it's a start.

>>37650499
Beside somebody who's only interested in you for the organ between my legs, somebody who wants to involve me in their hobbies and will be open to me involving them in mine, a genuine desire to engage in open dialogue, mutual emotional connectivity. The kind of person who's okay just being in your presence, even when you're not saying anything or doing anything, just existing. That's my idea of companionship, though I guess it's subjective.

>>37650507
Not all for sure, but an astounding amount are, and a lot of the time they don't even realise it. That's called being "in lust" as opposed to in love.

>>37650574
Will you marry me then? Or at least date me?

>>37650450
Thin work out a lot, bit lanky, pretty tall. Not answering the last bit.

>>37650459
Self doing, mix in features that make you stand out, then be a complete bitch most your life, people tend to avoid you. As well personally scared to get close to anyone so I default on bitch mode. Also this>>37650481 Though granted even if I found it, be too afraid to go for it or maintain it.

>>37650536
My boyfriend is a forester and conservationist who runs a tabletop gaming club at the weekends, but I guess to people like you the criteria for Chad can be fulfilled by effectively anybody that isn't you by this point.

>>37650519
lmao XBone.
If you're gonna be a consolefag at least get a PS3. That aside have you seen how badly Microdick are tanking atm?

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>>37650404

Timestamp or GTFO

ORIGINALLY 123

>>37650590
Why are you even here if you have a romantic companion then? Looking for more orbiters?

>>37650608
>Not answering the last bit.
So, it's your last bit?

>>37650536
No they're thirsty orbiters who just want to fuck, and Chad is an arrogant prick who wants nothing to do with you then sex. Chad just wants a cocksleeve and then move onto the next whore. I'm not going to lower myself for such a person.

>>37650583
I'm American.
And original 3737292947 Gah.

>>37650632
I've been here since 2008, before this place turned into the shithole it has become, I just never left.
Why are you here.

>>37650633
K E K
E
K

Why do you ghost, femanons? It's so destructive. You're killing a person's very being.

>>37650500
Professional chef here. Currently co-managing a store, looking to open my own restaurant soon.

I'll cook circles around you, frocio

>>37650450
Stickthin.
I love playing with my _hair

Why do femanons come on this board and deliberately make attention-whoring threads like this?

>>37650706
Can I smell your pussy? Please?

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>>37650775
It might not smell very good right now. It's really hot and I haven't showered yet.

>>37650804
That actually sounds like it would be heavenly.

I have like, a sweaty vagina fetish thing.

>>37650763
Why does anyone came here? to gain (You)s and speak with their own kind. Just because its not your kind doesn't mean they don't belong.

How do femanons take their coffee?

>>37650643
Dialect in a more niche sense.
If people use symbolism, fad phrases, inside jokes, references, etc that you don't, you'll look at them as a foreigner. They'll do the same to you. Just having the majority of your social mannerisms be conditioned by and rely on 4chan carves that niche for a large part of your communication.

>>37650439
Plenty of women play RTS there's even the asian female discord that have powerhours and shit.
Where the fuck do you think the sudden massive influx of short/hikki asians came from?

>>37650836
Like my men, strong, sweet and black.
Just kidding,
But I do like my coffee like my men, I don't like coffee.

>>37650500
Well I'm a vegan so I kind of have to know how to cook well. I actually got some tofu grilling in the kitchen right now.

>>37650839
You're high functioning, aren't you? Admit that shit.

>>37650836
Black, unlike my men.

Honestly I don't drink coffee a lot, normally a coke suits me fine. Coffee is for days when got shit sleep.

>>37650836
Equal portions of espresso, steamed milk, and foamed milk. Anything else is inferior.

>>37650574
>>37650719
Do you like when other people play with your hair?

>>37650836
I'm a sucker for soy vanilla lattes, otherwise black.

>>37650858
Ewwwwwwwwwww

U nasti u probably smell like feet

>>37650450
35kg levels of thin but for my height its not anorexic i'm told and my favorite bit to play with is my brain.

>>37650858
Is the stereotype about vegan girls being really cunty a true thing?

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would any female hang out/date/even talk on mic with a 27yo couch potato neet.
am in kentucky also.
discord; flint#8647

>>37650874
Yeah definitely. It's really intimate and comfortable somehow.

>>37650858
Fully vegan or vegetarian? Also what made you want to be a vegan/vegetarian?

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>>37650874
nobody has ever played with my hair...

>>37650907
Pepsi twist is gross. So no.

>>37650836
Same way i take my Metal.

>>37650905
I've only met 2 vegan girls and they were turbocunts.

>>37650816
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
you're disgusting

>>37650860
I haven't been diagnosed with anything. I can function in a job and live alone. But weird mannerisms/communication style is pointed out a lot, so I might be.

>>37650918
I'll play with your hair.

All of it. Even the armpits.

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What do you femanons do when a Chad or someone you find attractive gives you attention? Are your responses normie or autist tier?

>>37650907
>pepsi twist
Dude...
>>37650908
Right? Like any activity with your head just makes you feel warm from hair to pats for no reason.

>>37650948
I don't have armpit hair, anon.
i'm slightly classy

>>37650450
Thin.
I'll let you guess.

>>37650944
I guess. But I like what I like. Fuck it.

>>37650918
I had a mullet in high school, and there was a girl in high school who liked to sit behind me and braid it. Now I'm a stupid normal-looking dude and I don't know what to do about it.

>>37650960
I break down and cry because i'd be having an anxiety attack by then. I'm getting better though.

>>37650961
Yeah definitely, head pats are the best. I assume.

>>37650976
For what's it worth anon, I think liking pussy smell is pretty vanilla by 4chan standards

>>37650945
I think you're a fucking robot.

Reminder all "femanons" are just dudes roleplaying :~~)

How do I meet and talk with women? Not even in a (potentially) romantic or sexual way, I just want to make new friends, and I'm currently limiting myself to 50% of the population.

I want someone to play with my hair and also graze their lips and jawline over my collarbone and face and ribs and sternum and breath in my ear pls

Also I want to love them forever and do this repeatedly or maybe continuously

>>37650918
I like playing with girls hair, brushing it and such. Not even as a romantic thing I just enjoy doing it. My niece let me brush her hair the other day, very relaxing.

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>>37650929
>>37650961
sorry but like what is wrong with that soda?
i do drink other things like tab and fruit-drinks.

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Any femanons here ever kill someone?

>>37650965
Please take me on a date. Ill let you do anything to me. You're perfect.

>>37651018
I killed my hamster when I was a little girl, if that counts.

>>37650960
autist, I quickly become an asshole and tell them to go away, even though if I am interested in said person. I go full "I don't like you b-baka!" except I'm tall, and fit, so I scare people, and not come off cute like anime shows it. Honestly I'm probably autistic on some level, I was always a social retard.

>>37650895
I would think that the peoples consuming rotting flesh, chicken periods and pregnant bovine secretions would smell nastier than the girl that lives on rice, vegetables and nuts.

>>37650905
I haven't met every vegan girl so I can't really comment, but of the ones I have met they're lovely. I like to think of myself as a p. chill dude, but I guess that even if I were a cunt that's probably what I'd say too.

>>37650914
Fully vegan, ethical.
I used to eat a full fry-up every morning. Bacon, sausages, eggs, the works. One day I was pissing around online and I stumbling across this awful video of an asiatic raccoon dog being skinned alive, and I was so horrified I wept. I spent the next few nights wondering about what it must feel like to have your skin peeled off you like a sock whilst still conscious. Like, thinking about the worst pain I've ever experienced in my short life and quadrupling it, maybe even more. I can't even imagine real agony, can you?
Then I kinda got to thinking about how much the animals I eat regularly probably endure similar conditions, so I started to read and watch and research. What I found changed me as a person forever. It's one of those things where once you know you can never got back, the blinkers really come off.

If you're not vegetarian or vegan yourself I'll just tell you, the animal agricultural industry is far more horrifying than you know, and the dairy industry is probably the worst of them all.

>>37650960
I never caught on to it until ages later someone else told me the person had been hitting on/liked me.
I'd just be polite and "normal" to themake due to obliviousness. But I'm never attracted to them either, I just acknowledge when they fit different physical "tropes".

>>37650997
So that means youll date me?!?!

>>37650960
"chad"
hmmm
i cant help but think of 2D
suppose he was real and did that, i think i would die of heart attack
that means i would have stomach butterflies, i think in the end i would end up avoiding him because he is too good that i cant really calm myself
i guess autist tier

>>37651044
No, that means I happen to think pussy smell is nice too, don't mess up your pants anon.

>>37651018
No but been a few fights, fucked up a trio of gangster wannabes and a "Chad" gave him a mouth of loose teeth.

>>37651007
Where do you live? Generally I mean.

>>37650999
What do you mean?
I read a lot about social stuff.

>>37650898
What's your favorite brain exercise?

>>37651006
In a friendly way? Through friends unless you can grab them doing hobby or interest related shit and get lucky.
If you see one in a bookstore try and start the conversation in a non-flirt and non-autistic way then converse about that author or genre. If you get lucky you now have a friend. Only downside is this sort of act is how girls get hit on 95% of the time so you're working against that bias so seem as neutral as possible.
Be warned: this WILL friendzone you hardcore and any romantic intent that may build later will be unrequited. >>37651013
>no Based-tier drink like Dr.Pepper shirt to compensate
Cmon now...

>>37651013
Sodas good. Not Pepsi twist.

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>>37651018
>Any femanons here ever kill someone?
I've never killed anyone, but I know people/have relatives who have killed multiple people.

>>37651067
USA
Midwest

Specific person though

>>37650960
I don't do anything.
When I was at university I ended up attracting the attention of our year's Chad. I say Chad, he was just a ridiculously handsome, friendly guy, but every girl wanted on that (vegan ;)))) beef carousel. I don't know if it was because I didn't pay that much sexual/romantic attention to him, but he ended up asking me out and I turned him down.
He was really nice and all, not to mention very, very good looking, but our personalities didn't really mesh well, at least on my end. Kinda figured out recently that I'm attracted to people if I like their personality. The dude I'm with most would probably but his personality is 11/10.

>>37651060
Oh...

If I transition will you date me!??

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female
how big are your tits?

>>37651018
yea i kill a lot of people when im healing in mmors

>>37651110
No, I don't like trannies, sorry.

>>37651115
B cups, ie chestlet status

>>37650960
Very autistic. I stare at the ground, talk way too quietly, short and quick answers, obviously uncomfortable. One guy said "i know you don't do anything when you get home" while he was following me home. Instead of playing it cool I said "there's my brother" and started sprinting. His friends across the street were dying laughing at me. Im pretty sure i was a dare.

>>37651115
I'm a chestlet, barely b cup

I don't believe femanons exists but I'll play along I guess

Do femanons like curly hair in general? Can you give me some thoughts about it?

>>37651126
>>37651138
Now we wait for the obligatory titcow bullying

>>37651126
I want to smell your pussy God damn it.

>>37650404

How do I tell when a woman is attracted to me? What can I do to make myself more attractive?

>>37651018
A panicky self-defense that the judge wanted to railroad me on because i'm technically foreign but several witnesses and security cameras backed me up so he couldn't.

>>37651156
curly messy is very nice looking :)

>>37650960
I hate being overtly hit on. I'm generally not interested in strangers anyway, I only like someone when I get to know them a lil bit. Sometimes I'll really hit it off with someone, but usually I hate interacting with strangers.

Titcows/chestlets, are your dicksize standards affected by your own assets?

>>37651156
Femanons exist, fembots don't. Curly hair is very cute, pic?

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female
wish you had dong?

Any femanons in Florida? Seriously.

Say you meet a guy and he is a 5/10 and you end up going on a date with him and he's likable enough. You go back to his house and for whatever reason, you both agree to sex. What would your reaction be if he: was flabby, has stretch marks on his body, has body acne, and has a 5 inch dick?

>>37651198

Not anymore, I live in Cali no for college but I'm originally from florida. You from south or north florida?

>>37650450
Neither. Somewhere in the middle. I'm slim but have slight curves. Not answering the last bit.

>meet guy on r9k omegle
>he's muscular and big dicked
>meet another later
>same

are robots just chads faking it?

>>37651188
No, but then again have a thing for Asian men so take that as you will.

>>37651033
You read up about Dr. Mcdougall? I like to follow his guide lines but I'm mostly a vegan by health concerns not ethical.

femanons, would you date a bi dude who has had sex with dudes before? does it matter to you?

any South East Asian femanons?

I've noticed that there are two different kinds of blowjobs: the ones that are mind-blowingly good, and ones that are "meh, my dick's getting succ."
What makes the difference?

>>37651174
>What can I do to make myself more attractive?
Stand out. Have a killer fashion sense and a cool haircut. A big personality is also a plus, but you're here so that's probably not realistic.

>>37651126
is C cup considered chestlet if your ribcage is small? mine are like, look identical to B cup when i'm wearing a shirt

>>37651221
OH MAN SOMEONE REPLIED.
Tampa Bay area. So... Middle?

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female
would you cook tendie?

>>37651229
Kek, i find that BBC is a myth but Asians are smaller for real

>>37650404

So, what do I need to do to give a woman an orgasm? How do I tell she likes what I'm doing and how do I tell that she's having one?

I want to learn how to do this so I can please women. I don't want to be a disappointment.

>>37651213
If i agreed to sex after a date, i wouldn't be here. Go ask whores elsewhere.

>>37651232
Doesn't matter to me. You do you.

>>37651156
Can be attractive on girls, looks jewy on guys.

>>37651188
Don't really have any so no. But my general self esteem and body image is affected by being a chestlet

>>37651232
That's really hot to me but I know its a turnoff for lots of people

>>37651244
Current cutoff for chestlet status, you got lucky this time

>>37651261
There's this thing called the clitoris

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female
rate me

>>37650459
You don't understand how it feels to want genuine love and respect and companionship and only end up with men wanting to fuck you. There's a difference, and I know your kind don't understand it, but it's alienating and depressing. on top of that, at least men have genuine friendship. I've never had that with another girl, they're awful, or at the very least, manipulative and conniving.

I actually had sex with a girl once and my dick sort of plungered her vagina cause it's thick I guess. I don't know. But like, she kept queefing when I'd pull out. Is that a good thing?

>>37650433
>in the classic, innocent sense
If you mean an awkward nerdy loser than yes.

>>37650519
I only use PS 2/3/4 and PC. Xbox sucks.

>>37651252
nice LARP white boi

>>37651174
When I really like somebody I talk to them, a lot. Online, through Snapchat, texts etc. I also try to get them to play vidya with me.

>what can I do to make myself more attractive?
Don't act desperate/needy, don't be afraid to play fight and tease some - most women like a bit of back and forth. That doesn't mean negging just fyi, that shit is pathetic and very obvious.

>>37651289
Love me. Please. PLEASE IM DESPERATE.

>>37651080
My favorite would be reading.

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>>37651224
>Not answering the last bit.
Why's that Anon, is it something lewd?

>>37651213
I'm pretty body positive. I wouldn't mind as long as I like him as a person. That said, my body is far from perfect too.

>>37651252
Thats fine with me, how you use it, not its size.

>>37651261
Lots of foreplay, edge during, listen to and watch her (moans, noises, facial expression, if any areas of her body are trembling/twitching or "vibrating), communicate, tightness and internal muscle contractions

>>37651310
This is exactly why we think you're all obsessed with sex and only sex you know.

>>37651297
>No PS1

You're fucking useless anyway. Hmh.

>>37650836
Black as night and sweet as sin.
I got that from American Gods

>>37651250

thats not too bad, still a bit of a drive. I was from Royal Palm Beach. So you a bit of the way up but not really far.

>>37651261
Just FYI there's more women in the world who cannot orgasm through just sex then there are that can.
I've been with my partner 10 years and he has never given me an orgasm. It's no biggie, it just doesn't come easily to most women.

>>37651332
Other Anons answered with something innocent like their brain or hair. You, Anon, are the sex-obsessed one!

>>37651341
I wanna watch that show. Is it good? Or racist?

>>37651341
Is it any good? I read the book as a teen but don't remember much.

>>37651115
D cup. Neither cute and small or nice and huge. Very boring.

Do girls like fat/chubby guys?
I seriously have no clue why I'm replying to this thread.

>>37651321
You say this because you never fucked a big guy that knows how to fuck

but too big is a thing and depends on the girl

HOW MAKE WOMAN FRIEND?

>>37651352
Well. Alright then. Not bad at all. Kik? Or should I post? Idk what to do.

>>37651371

yeah they guy I'm seeing a chubby and i love it. I love his big belly, he's like a giant marshmallow when we cuddle.

>>37651354
What about rubbing etc?

I've given two girls many orgasms but one I just can't

>>37651280
No one knows you are a girl when you play video games unless you tell them or speak, why not just make friends that way?

>>37651232
>femanons, would you date a bi dude who has had sex with dudes before?
Yeah. I'm bi. I've had sex with other women (but no men). It would be hypocritical not to. However, many women don't like it I'm afraid.

Femanons, do you like it when guys put you on a pedestal?

>>37651376
I've never fucked at all, but just from playing with myself I know most the sensitivity is at the entrance, so unless you have a mircodick is don't really matter. Maybe the argument can be made on thickness but really length is not that important.

>>37651386

>kik

le dropped degenerate, jk no I have an r9k bf now I didn't know you were looking to hook up I thought you just had questions about girls in florida or something.

>>37651336
I like the PS1, but I don't own one and haven't played much. Figured it would be a lie to say I played it regularly.

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Do femanons hate black men, or is it a meme? I can't really tell.

>>37650858
im vegan too!! i didn't think there were any vegan fembots other than me

>>37651360
>>37651368
It's okay. They gave it a bit of an SJW spin, but I loved the book and it's staying pretty close to it, apart from updating the technology gods a bit.

>>37651371
If you're not obese/very overweight it's fine. "Domestic" body thas on the higher end of "healthy" bmi is fine. Be healthy and stick around for me. I'd rather a bit of pudg and someone who eats well nutritionally and exercises a bit, than a skelly who eats poorly.

>>37651429
I don't hate black men but I wouldn't date one because they creep me out.
Then again I've literally never seen one IRL so it's probably just memes that got to me.

>>37651371
I like chubby a lot. Over 230 or so starts reaching the limit though.

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>>37651425
It's uh. It's cool. Yeah. No problem.

>>37651425
> I didn't know you were looking to hook up

bitch where the fuck do you think you are?

>>37651404
Because I want IRL friends too. The internet is only worth so much.

This goes to anyone:

What do you think of Donald Trump?

What do you think about mass immigration?

What do you think about Islam and Islamic terrorism?

What do you think about the changing demographics of Western countries?

>>37651429
youre well of with black women.
i would be your friend, but it would take a great deal of effort for you to actually marry me. i'm sorry

>>37651445
>Sjw spin

Nevermind. Not interested.

>>37651381
1 common interest
2 similar skills/education level in interest

>>37651414
Not at all. I need to feel special at times though.

>>37651429
Personally I do, but really I'm not someone to go by on these things. I don't really hate blacks maybe, but I don't find them attractive.

>>37651274
Treasure trail/10

>>37651421
Both matter, just not to everyone

in my experience some girls do cum from deep penetration alone but some from clit play

everyone prefers thick

>>37651458
Holy shit fembots are like the opposite type of autism. Lmao

>>37651429
I don't hate black men. I probably wouldn't date one, unless he was well educated and interesting etc, and even then if they aren't mixed race I don't find them particularly attractive. I prefer white or Asian men (no latino either).
On the other hand, strangely enough, I'm bi and mostly like black or latina women.

>>37651429
It's a meme. Although all my friends are white. But I know black guys from work and most of them are ok. Black women are often pretty bitchy though.

What do women think about the 80:20 rule (80% of women fuck 20% of men) and Chad? Are the /r9k/ memes right? That the vast majority of women are whores and lust after Chad and BBC?

>>37651274
dorky qt/10

>>37651501
>>37651502
>>37651471
Would you watch BBC porn for the novelty of it?

>>37651504
Complete bullshit, 95% of people are getting laid, we're just broken

How bad is it if I'm still a virgin? Are women disgusted by it?

>>37651461
eh he's the lesser of two evils

A Bad idea, people just need to fucking stay, and better their homes.

Its not a religion of peace rather the one of war/violence

Scary

>>37651403
Never. I can give myself an orgasm, but he;s never been able to give me one. Might have something to do with the sexual abuse in my childhood :^)
Wouldn't be surprised if she has a similar problem, but then you'd be shocked at just how many women do.

>>37651528
I smell a shmeckle

>>37651528
No, not even watch porn with black people in it, as said don't find them attractive.

>>37651535
I'm a 25 yr old virgin and sad that the guy I want to marry has had sexual with 1 girl before.
I would prefer virginity.

>>37651461
>He's a terrible politician but won the game

>fuck immigrants, stay in your country and fight

>we should ban and wipe them out completely. In fact we should just completely wipe out the middle east and India

>i hate the loud minority of extremist liberals and im scared to live in a country where they control everything. They're trying to make this country into flaming faggots. Gays are fine but faggots are a no.

>>37651442
Is it gay if we touch our lettuce together or what ;)

What are your reasons/deep, dark vegan origin story then?

>>37651460
Really you never meet anybody from online like a close group of friends?

>>37651563
Let's turn this into a BBC thread.

>>37651563
Is it mainly the skin tone?

>>37651461
>What do you think of Donald Trump?
Your problem, 'murica
>What do you think about mass immigration?
I live in Australia, and it works okay here. However, I think in European countries where the mass migrations have remnants of Colonial resentment, it's a recipe for disaster.
>What do you think about Islam and Islamic terrorism?
On the one hand, I've met muslims who were nice enough (other women). However, I hate being around islamic men as they're genuine misogynists. Like all abrahamic religions, it has violence and ambiguity in the text, but unlike the others, it hasn't reformed or been forced to exist in a secular country and is thus more of an issue. As for terrorism obviously I condemn it.
>What do you think about the changing demographics of Western countries?
Like I said, I live in Australia. The demographics were already changed. It doesn't bother me.

>>37651548
It really sucks when shes really great otherwise

she cant give herself one either

>>37651528
No, but I have watched Black/white lesbian porn. I don't find black men attractive.

>>37651429
I can't date black men dad is old world korean he'll shoot you with a shotgun for touching me.

>>37651568
>Wants to marry a guy that had a sexual relationship before.

he must be rich or a chad or both.

I was watching TV and a commercial came on saying 60% of women buy the wrong sized tampons for their body.

So, what does that mean and why do the majority of women buy the wrong size? What is a pussy measurement?

>>37651548
>>37651555
>>37651563
I've shown BBC hypno to tumblr girls on omegle and some liked it a lot

most are just into lesbo shit

>>37651575
wouldn't fight it desu....
I'm vegan personally for ethical reasons, but I usually tell people it's for environmental reasons. science is harder to argue than feelings with nonvegans

>>37651548
>>37651610
Either I can't either or its just really really underwhelming/some minor contracting of muscles down there + thicker liquid

>>37651589
not really, features, and I had bad experiences with black men growing up Nothing traumatic or anything just being fucked with all the time. So I just have absolutely 0 attraction to them.

>>37651504
It's bullshit. Most men get laid or have girlfriends, not just the top 20% of looks, and the bottom tier of men and women are unwanted. Don't fall for the memes.

>>37651627
BBC porn is about the humiliation and bestiality

black men are fucking hideous

>bf left me on read
I hate this feel

the most attractive man in the world gave me attention and i responded by cutting him out of my life.

>>37651576
>Really you never meet anybody from online like a close group of friends?
I don't think you grasp how dangerous it can be for women to meet random strangers from online.

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>>37651061

What did you do to my teeth?!

>>37651662
Yeah I can understand that, t-thanks femanon

>>37651682
You have a boyfriend. Shut the fuck up and leave this board. You're not allowed.

>>37651461
herewego.jpg
> Donald Trump
A lot of his campaign rhetoric was designed just to appeal to ignorant white trash people. I don't think he's actually that bad in his personal beliefs, but the jury's still out on that one.
> mass immigration
I don't think it's ideal for the west, but I can't possibly blame refugees for wanting a better life for themselves and their families. This isn't the first mass immigration and it won't be the last. We'll be fine.
> Islam and Islamic terrorism
Obviously terrorism in any form is wrong and has to be condemned. I won't condemn all muslims, but I do condemn the doctrine of Islam that teaches them to kill others. I think religion in general, or at least semitic religions are regressive and have no place in the modern world.
> changing demographics
We're all human, man. Too much emphasis on dividing us by race or gender or whatever distracts us from what's really important. We're more alike than we are different, no matter what.

>>37651655
Can.you get it from getting fucked hard?

>>37651692
Don't worry, he was just trying to be nice.

>>37651724
i know but that's still more than anyone ever did.

>>37651632
He's a neet I met here. He's pretty average looking, not fat. Only relationship I've been in and I would like to uphold that. He's a nice boy though. He would be very warm towards children.

>>37651694
How were they your friends if they are strangers?

How do you fall in love with someone

>orgasms from penetration
>ever

Will a femanon be my friend?

>>37651748
>How were they your friends if they are strangers?
People lie online.

So what's some cool things that men would never know women do when there are no men in the room? You guys were behind enemy lines, there's gotta be some weird or funny stuff women do when no men are around.

I always imagined women fart and burp and scratch themselves when they think no man is looking.

>>37651757
People fall in love in mysterious ways, maybe just a touch of the hand.

>>37651461
What do you think of Donald Trump?
Did nobody but me see that he was a literal meme buildin up rep then shit got serious and still no one noticed? Either way he's a retard and has fucked up some shit in the long run that only looks good now.

What do you think about mass immigration?
I don't care but then again my country isn't getting that issue they aren't welcome here and we aren't afraid to openly say so unlike most places -cough- fucking germany what happened to you bumblefucks?!-cough-

What do you think about Islam and Islamic terrorism?
It'll probably never die out unless we do no holds barred shit but geneva won't allow it so we'll just have background radiation terrorism from now on.

What do you think about the changing demographics of Western countries?
Your grave you're digging but isn't that sort of what made america america?

>>37651633
Pads, my man. And obese woman with heavy flows need a different size than a smol one with a light flow.

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>>37651226

Just because he's muscular and big dicked doesn't mean he's Chad. He's got other shortcoming like jawlet, beardlet, hairlet, poorfag etc. Girls tend to want the perfect man i.e. Mr. Right. So robots all fall short of Chad.

>>37651716
Still a virgin so not sure.
I feel like slow/light touch "does" more for me, but I don't know. A lot of it is also mental and based on ideas of unity/closeness. I think about stuff like eye contact, partner's breathing noises indicating how they are feeling, moans/noises, etc.

I can get more "worked up" just from getting deeply involved in imagining stuff while just sort of gyrating hips/contracting muscles, than I can from physical sensation on clitoris or penetration with anything.

I am not sure what a fully human presence would add, though?

But I have achieved nothing substantial on my own.

>>37651782
People lie in real life too if you know some online friends for years I doubt they are lying.

>>37651778
probably! im bad at keeping up w people but i always like new friends

>>37651795
We actually go to the bathroom in pairs just to have someone to talk to.

>>37651736

>want to marry a non-virgin neet from r9k

Well then I wish you good luck..

>>37651795
cool things?
like laughing really grossly and loudly

Guys whats your suggestion in evadeing cia

>>37651795
I keep my hands in my pants a lot. I heard some girls taste their own period blood but that's too gross for me. I stare at my vagina in a mirror a lot because i find it fascinating. I like sniffing my own panties.

>>37651795
idk when alone I tend to swear a lot more. Then again I'm usually alone all the time.

>>37650404
>When you masturbate, how long does it usually take to get off?

>What is your most perverse fetish?

>Have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trench coat?

>>37651856
Sorry, I would rather not get ghosted.

>>37651905
>When you masturbate, how long does it usually take to get off?
don't masturbate anymore, but when I did it took around 5-10 mins
>What is your most perverse fetish?
im vanilla, but i kinda like lowkey ddlg. i like loli lingerie, being a sub, the pet names, and care
>Have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trench coat?
daily

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>>37651462

Are you lying? Because white girls love the black cock of rich athlete Chads.

Anyone had business with the cia that can help me

>>37651905
15min for my first orgasm, after that I can come again in 5 minutes or so. So usually 20-30min play time. It varies a lot with my mood and cycle though.
I'm pretty boring vanillaish, light BDSM stuff.
Bob is a classy guy.

>>37651981
do you eat/taste your grool afterwards?

>they are watching me

>>37651905
Depends on my mood and arousal, though I legitimately get bored if it takes too long. Likely no longer then 15 minutes.

I'm not that perverse, kind of a prude if anything, Mostly just vanilla stuff, though a lot of my fantasies tend to involve Asian men.

no

>>37652009
Yeah, not really for lewd reasons, it's just that my legs don't work and it's easier than finding tissues.

>>37651905
>When you masturbate, how long does it usually take to get off?
Anywhere between 1 minute to 20. Why it changes i don't know.
>What is your most perverse fetish?
Lesbian hardcore bullying.

>Have you ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in a trench coat?
No that sounds unpleasant and awkward.

>>37652059
What do you think is the meaning of life

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>>37652081
Bullying or being bullied?

>>37652081
Are you a lesbian

By the way c

Do any femanons have a pee fetish?

>>37652076
sorry to hear that.
how do you get around the house? do you have a wheelchair?

>>37652112
Lol, oh, no anon I meant my legs don't work immediately following an orgasm. They work perfectly fine usually.
I'm sorry, that was retardedly worded apparently.

>>37652102
Bullying.
>>37652103
No.

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Why are women filthy entitled sluts?

>>37652082
Its really just what you make of it.
I know thats a lame clique answer but thats my answer.

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>>37652131
You're not a lesbian but you like bullying lesbians sexually?

I'm an incredibly eccentric 18 year old guy, how do i find an incredibly eccentric, preferably 18 year old, gf?

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Why are women so self-absorbed and obsessed?

Do females find attractive if a guy would only want to have one girl in his life

>>37652185
Only if that girl is me.
But realistically that's just stupid

>>37652155
No i like the actual fetish material of lesbians bullying other women to a serious degree. I personally dislike bullying to that degree and i'm not lesbian.
Don't ask me how this works it just does.

>>37652174
eccentric in what sense? if you wanna post cont info like Kik, you might meet some here

>>37652185
I personally do, I hate this culture where people just fuck like animals without discipline or restraint.
Obviously I'd have to be that girl though.

>>37652198
Oh okay. For a moment I thought you were that anon who bullied me on discord. Carry on then.

>>37652185
Sounds like a virginal lie.

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For realsies though why are women shallow and vain creatures, barely rising above sentience?

>>37652204
>implying that i'll meet a girl who lives somewhat near to me, isn't a slut, and can put up with my eccentricities, in this thread.

Also, I don't use kik, that's an even more normie-tier app than whatsapp.

>>37652210
You got a discord contact?

>>37652222
Nice quads

I know it is in a human nature to tend and be sexually arosed by opposite sex

But for me is finding that soulmate that understands you and loves you and that is something hard to find

Is it unattractive if I still play video games as a guy? I play it if I have nothing else to do. I heard that most women think it's disgusting, which makes me feel like no woman would want to date me.

To the people that have had sex: is sex like the pornos or is it different? It seems like everyone is having crazy amounts and style sex and I just want to know if it's like how I imagine it to be.

Also, I'm scared as hell that if I ever lose my virginity, I'll last maybe two minutes and disappoint the shit out of her.

>>37652318
Normie women maybe, on 4chan you'll get weird looks if you don't play vidya.
Either way caring about what others think about what you enjoy is gay. Unless what you enjoy is raping little kids.

>>37652318
Casual video games are fine. Chads even do it. Anime on the other hand, not impossible to find a girl who also likes but don't be surprised if she thinks negatively of you.

I dont belive any of you are girls post tits with timestamp as a prove

>>37652284
I don't haven't made a Discord, sort of have an issue with trying to get close to people, working on it though, guess can say part of why I talk to people here even though all they mostly do is scream shit at one another.

>>37652318
I don't find it childish or anything, but there has to be more to life, then again I mostly just work out at the gym or watch old black and white movies, so I'm not really that much better.

>>37652287
If you ever land one you'll always wonder what another is like.
Variety is a human addiction.

>>37652382
Why would we care what you think? You're just as insignificant as us. Either sit back and get some advice or go to another thread.

>>37652385
>I don't haven't made a Discord,

good. please don't.

>>37652354
I've just been rubbed off by another girl but it was basically like masturbation, just faster. Sex probably isn't some crazy magical wonder.

>>37652318
There's a lot of girls who play video games here
but in general, video games are normal but normie women prefer guys who don't play that many games. Usually because 1: guys often get really grumpy when playing games and get invested in it to the point of being in a bad mood and 2: they spend a lot of time playing games that could be spent doing stuff together

>>37652382
Continue to be a cynical human being. Its your own self-imposed prison to deny the small glimmers of light in the world. It effects us in no way.

>>37652413
he's that thirsty fuccboi that would blatantly ask for contact info as soon as he find out you're a fembot.

>>37652318
I don't care personally and someone who plays at a competitive level in the same games and circles i do would be welcome theres far to few.

>>37652463
No that was me, I'm just bored and want to talk or play video games with some one.

femanons, how would you react if a guy you're seeing told you he wanted to bury his face in your asshole and lick

>>37652496
there's a daily steam/friend thread here on r9k.

>>37652543
What time? I've not seen it.

>>37652497
In a long term relationship, I'd let him. Been only on a date or two, cut contact.

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>tfw overweight fembot
>usually eat lunch, some snacking, and dinner because of school
>summer starts
>start eating more in the past two weeks without realizing it
>went from a 28.9 BMI to a 32.8 BMI in five weeks
>none of my clothes fit anymore besides things like sweatpants and t-shirts, and even those feel odd to walk around in

I know it's all my fault but I don't want to go out in public like this. I've always been an extreme pear shape where I put my weight on my bottom half but now it looks like I'm a cartoon character.

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Which is more attractive and why:

1. An man with intelligence, looks and money but low self-confidence/inhibition.

2. A man with with a confident/fearless personality and averageness in looks, money, intelligence?

>>37652607
at the end of the day, money and looks is all that matters.

>>37652603
You post this every thread.
Just do what the rest of us do and eat a small shitty meal every other day or so.

>>37650404
Please, someone have thread sex with me. I'm fapping but can't stay hard.

>>37652607
2. Personality is king but looks wouldn't hurt. Can't speak for every woman for obvious reason but bringing money to the table will usually mean jackshit to me.

>>37650424
which ones were you?

>>37652607
2, confidence is sexy. Money, looks, and intelligence are not everything. Confidence can easily overcome those.

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I'm curious, how often do y'all flick the bean? I'm a bit worried about overdoing it.

>>37652664
No one said you can fap. Go back go your cage and your corner and swallow the key. You can come out when you earn it.

>>37650404
Another femanon here, ask me something

>>37652705
Anywhere between 1-3 times a day to 10~ depending on cycle and if i bruise myself.

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>>37652698
You're in the club and these guys come up to you and slap your ass asking for a dance, how do you react?

>>37652716
What's your favorite type of potato chips

>>37652716
How big is your butt/tits? Do you like ethnic cock? So you play vidya?

>>37652707
Oh please mistress I really need to cum its been over a week now, I'll lick your pussy and pleasure you.

>>37652705
5 times a week, maybe 6/7 depending on the time of the month.

>>37652716
A few of us are answering questions

>>37652716
Why?

I definitely knew this wasn't original. I wasn't muted, i swear.

>>37652716
do you have an innie or an outie?
and how wide is your butthole?

>>37652737
Lays, but if your talking about flavour it's probably either ketchup or barbecue

>>37652716
Please also answer >>37652705

>>37652730
>>37652754
Huh, well that's quite a spread and I'm right in the middle. I guess that's fine.

>>37652705
Every other day.

Super Original Comment ghireoowhtrwjyerhgarwatwyj

>>37652731
Thats just a shitty attitude at work. Negative points. Confidence aside.

>>37652731
I panic and cry because being in a club would be way too overwhelming, but assaulted too would break me down.

>>37652749
A bit over average in size, not in a fat way/ I guess/ yeee

>>37652607
2) confidence is mad important if you want to initially impress a woman. If your personality isn't good then you won't have any lasting relationships. Money and attractiveness might give you the initial pizzazz, but eventually people see through it.

If you're poor, people might want to help you out- I don't think money really makes people that much more desireable. Don't worry too much about looks- because what is unattractive to some is exactly what others love!

>>37652765
Innie, not wide

>>37650404
why femanons are alwas 100 per cent roastie?

>>37652731
Like I did to the blacks who did something alike to that, I beat their fucking shit. I'm not afraid of doing time

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I summon the dyke who always posts this picture
Show yourself lesbo-chan

>>37652785
>>37652786
What if they invited you to a smaller party and drove expensive sports cars?

Why do people here think that long labia = whore?

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>>37652198
that's my fetish too desu except that i actually AM a lesbian

>>37652603
reeeeeee stop posting this!! you're just teasing me
>tfw no big butt gf

>>37652794
Do you think you're attractive?

femanons how often do you poop

>>37652839
Why would the sports cars matter and that doesn't erase the douchey attitude.

>>37652853
Not at all, on most days but if I'm dressed up with some makeup it can feel really great

This is me >>37651128
>>37652839
I would never get into a car with a stranger or go a party. Also that sounds like a set up to a real gang rape.

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>>37652830
Who has summoned me?
Just kidding I was already lurking. Sleepless.

>>37652851
Pantyhose are an underappreciated fetish.

>>37650404
if i ask my gf, "what do you want to do, today?" and she can't give me a straight answer after 6+ months of being together, i plan to dump her asap. there are too many women these days that have no real interest/hobbies of their own and it's going to inevitably end badly if i have to be their entertainment 24/7.

you think this is a good code to live by femanons?

>>37652850
how long is your roastbeef?

>>37652869
Really? You're endowed though anon. Not that that's indicative of attractiveness, but I figured you probably get some positive attention.

Also did you watch E3?

>>37652920
Its fucking 3:30am in vienna why are you up?

Why the fuck do women pretend they're robots? Even ugly cunts get attention. Fucking end yourself already you dumb whores

>>37652936
Whenever I get attention I get weird and eventually rejected. Didn't have the time for e3

>>37652942
Because sleep is for the weak, duh.
And I slept til noon today so eh.

>>37652958
Do share. The only really clothing related kink I can think of are high socks and skirts because school uniform, and half the time it turns me off instead.

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>>37652920
thank you! i have a lot of underappreciated fetishes revolving around clothing, actually.
tfw boobdrape will always be underrated

>>37652928
It's not good if you're giving more than she's offering to you. Make sure it's not just because she's shy/not wanting to make a decision you won't like though!

If you're both not happy then it is good to end your relationship. Don't let it drag.

>>37652850
Retard logic of innies are unused but long lips are just stretched out scar tissued up used to be innie lips.
The pure friction of the backstroke pulls and permanently disfigures your lips despite the fact we naturally lubricate.

>>37650459
That's what you'd think. You guys say, if I wanted to, I could just go up to a random chad and ask to be fucked (implying that is even what I want), but you don't try to see it from my perspective, that I'm just not that attractive of a person, and I've built up my reputation as a greasy awkward little jobless freak who can't make eye contact. I'm pretty sure even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be pulling any bitches. You guys make it seem like sex is the most important thing ever, all I wanna do is watch my youtube videos and learn about trains.

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>>37652928
>no real interest/hobbies of their own
The problem with this is, when a girl does have a hobby then this too pisses guys off. I'm really big into gaming-REALLY big into it. If I'm not at work, then I'm at home playing video games. Sounds cool right?

No guy could stand it for longer than 2 months. It seems to kill them inside that a girl can be so interested in something that they don't actually need the guy to be there if that makes sense. Somehow the hobby leads to insecurity. I don't understand it, but it happens every time. I've actually be asked whether I loved video games or the guy more, and I hesitated before answering which completely crushed the guy. Because it was obvious that I loved games more than him..but I'd only known him for 2 months! Of course I loved my hobby more, we werent married!

Sorry for the ramble but, I know guys mean well when they say they want someone with hobbies but I think its important to keep in mind that you probably only want her to be half interested in a hobby. If she looks too happy doing whatever it is she likes at some point you might feel a little resentment over it.

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>>37652992
i think stockings and bows are cute, but traps have been stealing stockings recently reee
also form fitting full swimsuits in animes are the best. just look for mizugi tags.

>>37652970
i mean, i dunno, i'm not depressed like most robots here but i am still a virgin at 21 and pretty socially awkward

>>37652978
It sucked, you didn't miss much desu. What do you mean by rejected?

why are there some women who don't like having guys eat their pussy?

>>37653055
All the guys who come forward are annoyingly overconfident and just want sex in the end. If I'm actually interested I get clingy and awkward and people don't like that. Resulting in rejection :(

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>>37653052
I kinda wish full swimsuits were a thing here too. Not that I dislike bikinis, but some variation would be nice.

>>37653064
Uncomfortable with their sexuality, repressed, some really hate the way their pussy looks like, and some miraculously just don't really get anything from oral.

>>37653049
Did you try playing games together?

>>37653049
Can you wavedash, though?

>>37653064
It isnt always as amazing as they're so sure it'll be. Or to put it bluntly, a lot of guys are fucking terrible at it and it just feels the exact same as if someone were to lick your arm. It feels like nothing.

Plus it can throw off her vaginas PH balance and give her an infection (nothing spreadable or STD'ish, just your vagina being confused and trying to clean and bring itself back to before you had sex), so you get a weird smelling vagina for like 2 days over something that didnt even feel all that great in the first place

>>37652603

> looks like I'm a cartoon character.

KEK. I like cartoons. I'm watching looney tunes now.

>>37653089
lol that actually sounds really cute. So you're not into one night stands anon?

>>37653157
I'm too awkward to have a one night stand

>>37652850

I meme it because it's the only thing we can make fun of women on that they have no control over. It's the equivalent of making fun of a guys small dick. No guy gives a shit about what a woman's vag looks like. Unless it's horribly deformed, you're perfectly fine. Same with the rest of your body, which makes us laugh when women get into autistic worry about how their body looks.

>>37653204
have you ever had one before?

>>37653144

do you want a guy to always know what he is doing or are you okay with helping him work out what you like?

>>37653049
This shit.
The second they find out you're actually into shit you're willing to sacrifice time with them for is the second they get jealousy of inanimate things which is sad.
I don't get jealous when they go hang with their friends at a bar on their own and they'd get reasonably huffy if i asked them to sacrifice that shit for me.
All guys seem to be built around some core of insecurity.