somebody please talk to me

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yo man, how did you get the job? Just curious, really. If you want to I can read you tarots.

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>>37650137

The coffee in this cup.

I expect you to have sold 25 membership rewards cards and gotten back 70 customer feedback surveys by the time I've finished it. Do I make myself clear, wagecuck-anon?

>>37650166
i applied on a whim on moster and ended up getting an IT position with the fucking government ! i will be the first person ever on this offices help desk and im nervous

What kind of job is it?
I started a new job two months ago, and it gets way easier once you realize what's going on.

>>37650137
Just remember that no matter what happens, no one will remember you or anyone you knew in a few hundred years. Every single person you ever saw in your life will be dead and forgotten. Nobody will care the slightest about you or your job.

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>>37650186
go get them anon, I believe in you. I know you will make it.

>>37650198
i start out in helpdesk and they might move me to technician they elevated me to teir 2 with no experience
>>37650218
thank you for the advice this is a good point

>stay nervous until 4 AM
>sleep through first shift
>get fired

You'll be fine. The first day is always the worst, the next day you'll become jaded and confident.

>>37650257
Nice man, I know that feel. I went from cashier to the airline industry and it was quite a fucking learning curve. Just never stop learning new things about your job and your company. Don't be afraid to ask questions either.

>>37650264
they made me work 4 night shifts in a row my last week at my other job so my sleep scedual is all fucked up ! how do i get to sleep tonight ?

>>37650278
thanks man im nervous as hell but im ready to go ! i get to learn a lot about computers in the next coming months/years but i bet ill only last like 2 months and end up crawling back to my other job

>>37650309
computers are pretty hands on. You'd think you learn a lot sitting in classes but desu you gotta dive right in and do it to learn anything
>t. a guy who uses the most annoying software in the world with the biggest learning curve

would any of you like to see the company i begin working with tomorrow ??