Wagecuck thread

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>>37646978
Why at Chik-fil-a you got to suck customer dick? I actually love working at McDonalds. When I was working at chik-fil-a I was forced to interact with normies and be constantly happy. At McDonald's everyone expects the lowest from you so you can just half ass everything. McDonald is a God send

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>>37646978
This triplet of symbols, "4v2", has a special meaning which keeps eluding some people.

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I just like them cuz I come in here and kink post then they seem to end and something about being the last person on it makes me feel like it's my doing

I enjoy wagecucking

It gets me out the house, it gives me a chance to socialise, once a month we have work nights out and I get to pretend I'm a normie, and since I've stayed at this one for some time my pay has risen far above neetbux level

Something to do, some healthy human interaction and a wad of cash. I fucking love it

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>>37646978
>customer spills coke all over ground
> we are out of wet floor signs sosupervisor asks me to stand beside it and warn people.
>1 hour passes and I'm just standing there beside some tiny puddle.
>tell customer to watch out for puddle
>he decides to curve past me and step in it
>starts to yell and complain

Jesus some people really are retarted, retail almost makes you wish for eugenics

>>37647477
Somewhat agree. I don't love wagecucking but I know in its absence, the abyss awaits and money is really the least of it.

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>>37647493
Had a guy who would come into the grocery store I worked at as a kid just so he could slip in the watery floor as we cleaned and then sue the company. He did this every few years apparently

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>>37646978
>Only work two days a week
>Have kept calling in sick recently cause I just wanna smoke weed and have fun until I kill myself
>Will prob get fired and parents will kill me
>mfw 20 and a virgin

Oh well, life is just the filler before death. That and might as well fuck about as much as I can before I'm forced to become independent. I might have to join the army since I have no skills what so ever.

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>>37647637
Their about to up the signing bonus to 90k but sounds like you have a lack of motivation so unless you get over that you won't be happy with anything you do

>>37646978
>tfw actually like my job
I get 2 months off in the spring and fall and when I'm working I'm out in the middle of the woods/mountains for 11-15 hours a day. Feels good man

>>37646978
Off on a three day weekend.
Go back on Tuesday to my comfy job with no social interaction or stress.

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monday tomorrow wagies

who's miserable???

>>37648014
>who's miserable???
Not me. Heading up a mountain to drill holes in rock where we need a road built. Drill I'm told can only be ran for an hour at a time before you need to let it cool down for about an hour so I'll be getting paid to go swimming and fishing in the lake nearby half the day

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>>37648014
I'm happy. I thoroughly enjoy my job. And although I do thing like host meetings with the mute button on and believe that God decides our fates before were even born...I'm still tasked with the design and specialized retrofits for many common airplanes that you would see if you travel by air

>>37647477
This, more or less.

>I get paid to talk to coworkers, which amounts to mild banter and smalltalk.
>Gives me reason to get out of the house, and leaves me enough time to game or whatever

I just started at the produce section at a local grocery store

>Work seems easy, just chopping and boxing veggies
>Little customer interaction,
>Not super stressful

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>>37648059
well, I commend you wagie. what are you making for that manual labor, $8.25?

let's see here... if i do this math correctly... after I take my cut (25% taxes)...

(100%-25%)*8.25 = .... $6.21/hr

I'm glad that you feel you are getting a good deal here, wagie. After all, someone has to pay my bills.

>>37647477
>bants with the lads
>get paid to work out
>dat feel when payday
>20-30 hours a week, plenty of free time but also the cash to enjoy it
>12% pay raise after first year
>matched 401k
>can take off work basically whenever I want as long as it's in advance
>free to trade shifts away if I don't want them, or to take extras if I need some more cash
>paid vacation time (accrues slow as balls but at least I get some)
It's an absolutely comfy kind of feel.

What's the comfiest job?

I'm pretty miserable serving and bartending. I only got it because I'm handsome, I'm fucking horrible with people.

Where do you guys work.

>>37648313
Comfiest job is discount retail stores, typically those places don't give a shit how you act as long as the tills don't come up short

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Who else here is a rich NEET? I never had to slave away at a school or job and I have more money than wagecucks will ever have. Plus I have zero expenses at all and live in a big luxurious home for free. Feels good being superior to wagies and all normies.

>>37648552
Pretty sure you aren't that guy that originally posted this, and just an obvious imposter looking for some easy (you's)

>>37648161
Here's your (you), neetie weetie

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Theres a lot of comfy jobs out there but the job that's going to effect your life the most Is one that makes you feel challenged and happy and fulfilled. It'd got a path and a goal and the journey there leaves you full of adventure like a really good video game or movie. Something that leaves your life with stories and memories. Really that's how you should love your life in its entirety

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>>37646978
Good afternoon, anon. I expect you to have sold 15 membership rewards cards and receive 30 customer feedback surveys by the time I finish my coffee.

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>>37648826
Good day, eh. Don't expect to get a response until i get a double double in me

>>37647055
chic-fil-a's always have more qts

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IM TIRED OF PAYING SO MUCH TAX TOWARDS YOU NEET FUCKERS

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I work 3 full days as an emt ( 72 hours ) and then get 3 full days off but once a month or so I work just 2 days ( 48 hours ) and get four off. Feelsgoodman. Might go to paramedic school in a few years.

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>>37649665
Who ever said you needed to?

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I'm a towel boy at a local gym on the better side of town. Old rich assholes throw towels all over the floor and leave lockers open all the time. Spoiled shittard children go on the basketball court and scream all the time. Easy job though that pays for gas and shit so it good.

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>just quit my job last thursday
>no longer a wagecuck
>after a year and six months of fast food bullshit I finally get to be a neet
>third day of the neet life and I'm loving it

I can get used to this

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>>37646978
Who here /warehousecuck/?
>Work over 60+ hours a week
>Constantly lifting, moving, and putting down heavy boxes
>Constantly put in a dangerous environment where I can be exposed to chemicals
>Have to deal with both ghetto blacks and redneck white trash at the same time

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>give customer answer they don't like
>"oh you just don't know the policy can I speak to your manager"

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>>37648552
Nice lad. You're living the dream!

>>37647637
You'll be able to find another job. Try using staffing agencies they're always hiring. I used to quit jobs all the time when I was your age. Once I just quit in the middle of the day. I had a nasty cold and was overwhelmed and my boss basically told me to fuck off. So I just went home and left him with all the work. Another time I had a mini panic attack after hearing about someone buying crushed under the machinery. I went home during break, and fapped on skype with my e-gf.

I also recall quitting a shitty 12 hour night shift job on my first day. Didnt even finish the shift either. I walked out and napped in my friends car until the shift was over. I got fired over the phone the next day. Was also fired at a different job for lying about my hours worked. They just had a sign in sheet where you put down your own time. We would take 2 hour lunches. Go in 2 hours after our shift started, and left 1 hour before we were supposed to. Stupid nigger security guard should've minded his own business.

>tfw call center drone
>company atmosphere is surprisingly comfy
>my workfu makes me happy and we take our breaks and lunch together.
>helps me socialize with women as my company is 80% women.

Pretty shit but its bearable.

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>>37648552

My liabilities section is all fucked up because I pay my credit card off at random times in the month.

>>37650405
Used to be a warehousefag during my early 20s. Get into customer service, its still shit but at least you'll be at a desk sitting down. I fucking hated working in warehouses not sure how you do it lad.

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>>37650419
and this, in case anyone thinks I am larping

>>37650475
The pay is the only thing that keeps me going, its why I won't return to retail.

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>be me, wagecuck
>Decide to take 3 days off work to achieve things
>Spend 3 days + weekend living as a NEET

>>37649665
Holy moly, you pay that much tax in the US and A?

I get paid $15.50 per hour to sit in an office and play on Excel 8 hours a day. It's not too bad.

>sit at my computer all day at work
>go home and sit at my computer all night
my eyes hurt

>>37650592
Nope, Canada


originigigni ginign

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>>37650556
>get weekends off
>spend days gaming

>>37646978
I never understood, why is raining inside?

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>>37648552
>Who else here is a rich NEET?

Well, I call myself "retired", not "NEET", because I used to work -- but at the end of the day, it's still kind of the same thing.

>>37646978
I don't go to work tomorrow, I have jury duty. I was told that they examine you before you go into the courtroom. I'm going to show my power level when I get there. I'm loading up on YouTube government conspiracy theories now and also reading bible verses about judging others.

>upcoming 4 weeks of vacation
soon...

>>37650795
>I'm loading up on YouTube government conspiracy theories

Tell them that you know about jury nullification, and that you think it's a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqH_Y1TupoQ

>>37647055
>McDonald is a God send

Amen.

I worked at a local fast food place because everyone loves to romanticize small businesses, both liberals and conservatives.

Anyways the whole fucking place was a shit show. Everything was leaking and rusted and rotten and moldy and falling apart. The owner did things his own and went against the franchise rules that really fucked me up when there was always two ways of doing one thing and one was wrong most of the time even though it was the right way of doing things.

The staff was full of dumb kids whose parents were friend with the owner and they would just not show up to work on weekends or even most days. You would just write in your hours and people would write that they showed up on time and left an hour after their scheduled shift when the opposite was true. Absolutely no one gave a shit.


At the very least McDonalds has to uphold the reputation of its international name. There's only one way of doing things and that's the McDonalds way.

>>37648313
Janitor as long as you don't mind cleaning up people's shit. Literal or proverbial shit. I find it therapeutic that you can see the results of your efforts immediately. There is only dirty and clean. No middle aged soccer mom with three screaming kids asking to talk to your manager.

Where should I apply? My father told me I don't find a job by end of summer he's kicking me out. He also told me that he will not have me living under his roof with a minimum wage job. So I can't apply at burger king. Min wage here in florida is like 8.05. I hate florida. Please help

>>37650334
how long until you have to start working again lad?
Did you qualify for unemployment benefits?

>>37651083
You're father is a retard.
The current job market is total shit right now, no one can find jobs and hitting one is like winning the lottery.
Especially retarded since he's limiting your options like that and telling you not to get a min wage slave job.
Your father sounds like a complete retard moron.
Can you join the military?

>>37650762

Would you throw a NEET a bone? $300 or so would really help me out for the next few months.

Throwaway - [email protected]

>>37651217
Yes I can, but this might sound retarded but if I join the military will i have free time to play video games and live a normal life? Or is it all work and no play

>>37651287
You will have down time to do all that stuff, but be warned if you go Army or Marines its going to suck. And you may not even get a worthwhile skill out of it that translates over to the civilian world.
Did you already take the ASVAB?
If not, contact a recruiter and tell them you want to join.
IMO go Airforce or Navy. Do NOT sign up for nuclear or MP.

>>37651338
What am I suppose to do after I leave the service though?

>>37651217
>The current job market is total shit right now,
a.k.a. what americans have been saying for like ten years now

>>37651366
Hopefully youll have enough money saved to start your own life, and you won't have to ever move back in with your retarded dad.
Go active duty though, not reserves or guard.
Reserves and Guard is only part time, and your pay is shit. Its not worth your time at all. Active duty get to live on a base so you won't have to worry about paying rent or anything but garrison life kind of sucks.

>>37651338
Tf is neclear or mp?

>>37651433
Its job in the Navy that recruiters try to dupe people into signing up, promising them they can graduate with a degree in nuclear engineering if they go back to college but its a load of horse shit. Its one of the worse jobs in the navy and you will actually get cancer fomr the job.

MP is military police. Just.....don't do it.

If you have more questions you should seriously go to a sub military R.eddit. They would be much more helpful than asking random losers here.

>>37647493
Stand next to for one hour. You know you are a wagecuck when you are a human cone. Why not just wipe it up or dry mop.

>>37651263
Get a job, you lazy neetcuck

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I have a job interview Tuesday. What am I in for? It's for a convenience store and/or a regular store.

>>37651666
Eye contact, smiling and at the end when they say do you have any questios, Ask questions

>>37651666
you're in for a shitty job dealing with plebes

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Fellow wagies don't fall for "comfy" meme or "military" meme. Do actual research and talk to someone who currently works the job. Comfy jobs exist, but employers will screw you and not be upfront about what actually will happen with job. Same with military. It's good thing to do, but not for everyone. Don't force a job. Do hard research. A "non" comfy job may end up being comfy.

Can someone spoonfeed me on how exactly you become a neet?

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>>37651533
B-but the that's the cleaners job! I...I am certainly not qualified enough to clean it by myself! I mentioned it but nope.

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>he doesn't get paid under the table
enjoying those taxes taxie?

>>37651505
>implying going MP and being a part of the biggest cocksucking powertripping faggot-filled portion of the military isn't exactly what that neetnigger wants

fuck MPs

>tfw graduating university late because I've wasted lots of time traveling overseas
>spent two years recruiting, advertising, and dispatching for a transportation logistics company
>was accorded a certain level of respect
>constantly got into yelling matches with my bosses and the company owners over policies
>people from other offices would occasionally come over and ask me to help them resolve disputes with law enforcement (i.e., equipment violations and non-compliance stuff)

>didn't have a fantastic or overly fruitful job, but felt respected

>want to finish my degree
>going back to take classes again in January
>working part-time until then so I don't waste a larger company's resources

>literally an hourly wageslave monkey
>get treated like an idiot by managers and most customers

>the only solace I have is with my freelance writing contracts, as the editor and content control love my work
>make about $1,000 per month from five or six hours per week of that

>not quite enough to live off comfortably, even though I'm a student

>trying to find more writing gigs but it's tough; most people pay dismally low rates in comparison to what I charge and have been offered by private clients

I just want to finish my degree. I don't regret getting to live overseas and see a lot of places, but I wish I'd balanced studying with pleasure better.

I'm fucking sick of being a wagie.

>>37653149
What degree? How old?

>>37653210

23, neuroscience and psychology.

I originally wanted to go to medical school but don't think I want to spend that much more time in education.

Probably going to do the Peace Corps and get an MA and then a PhD, if all turns out well.

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What's the point of getting a job if you have to pay taxes to minority shit fucks who hate you but feel entitled to live here? It's always whitey busting his ass

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I fucking hate the obsession with speed in our economy. "YOU NEED TO WORK FASTER ANON". This shit is so stupid. Sometimes I work fast as humanly possible but I am still told I need to work faster. Obsession with speed makes quality go down and causes stress for employees. Deadlines are fucking retarded. Capitalism and american working culture is all about kissing ass and pleasing the boss 100% of the time. This is why I desire self employment. I don't want to live in cowering fear of some asshole boss threatening me with termination the rest of my life. And I fucking hate company men too, oh my god. These no life faggot cuckold who worry about how much profit the company is making even though they have no share in it.

>>37653867
Speaking my language here, robro.
Not just this but the blatant disregard for the employees. Undertraining / underequipping them and acting like it's their fault when shit gets screwed up. Working these people to the bone until they burn out, but the company doesn't care because people are desperate for jobs, so they can just fire a burned out employee and replace them instantly.