You go out back and see these girls using your pool. What do you do?

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Either one of you sucks my dick right now or I'm calling the police, get off my property.

Nothing because I don't have a pool nor do I go outside

they're not using the pool, lmao, they're sitting on towels like retards. The sun's free everywhere, get out of here cunts.

Ask them when the fuck I got a pool

>>37646876
I would honestly turn around and walk away.

>>37646876

hey girls
oh, you already brough me a towel? how sweet
>takes off pants
who wants to skinny dip?
>turns around
>starts jumping
>farts due to the release in tension
>try to yell yeehaw to cover it
>last thing I hear before hitting the water is them laughing
>wake up

>>37646876
I'd burst into tears because having a pool means having a house meaning I'm no longer piss poor and I can finally have a decent life.

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>>37647861
Underrated holy shit lmaoooo

Since this is florida, I'll just offer them a Budweiser while I cook some burgers, then ask to leave if no leave then just go inside.

>>37646876
I live in a Castle state so I get my shotgun and yell that they're coming right for me.

>>37646876
Fucking ph 14 sluts. All drinking the exact same overpriced starbucks iced tea while gossiping about how chad plowed them yesterday. I'd chase them off of my pool and add a sign saying no normans allowed