So what about prostitution?

Lamest time of my life

>>37645703
I've hired a lot of different escorts and what sort of experience you get largely depends on who you hire. I found my best experiences were in legal brothels. You get a wide selection of girls and you know exactly what you're paying for upfront. I find what I enjoy the most when I'm done is just lying there and talking with them. You can just let loose and say whatever's on your mind to them. They can be some of the least judgemental people you will ever meet in your whole life.

The worst experiences I've had is contacting independent asian escorts who always lie about their appearance and age. There was one escort which stank of shit so badly that I just stopped half way in between and left without getting off.

I don't know if brothels are legal in your country, but if they are, definitely go to one. There's a hell of a lot less risk involved, you get a better selection of girls and you won't feel trapped and obligated to pay after you turn up to some ugly beaten up Chinese lady's hotel room and find that her photos were more than a bit flattering.

>>37645703

Go for it, just don't go thrifty. You usually get what you pay for.

>>37645703
It's better than being a virgin. I suggest you do it.
Sex isn't a big deal, the circumstances that lead to you being unable to get laid is the problem.

>>37645750
Why?

>>37645883
What about finding them online? There are some hot hookers out there.

>>37645915
I am thinking about it

>>37645926
I think it is goibg to be good to be able to tell myself I am not a virgin, even though I am not the sort of guy that can get laid without paying for it and I don't know if I will ever be.

>>37645703
go to a brothel or hire an escort. read some reviews beforehand and take a girl or go to a place that isn't too cheap (better hygiene, better service, hotter girls)
I fucked some hookers. only felt bad afterwards if the sex was bad desu.

>>37645963
>What about finding them online? There are some hot hookers out there.

Escort directories are always a gamble. They might look good in their photos, but it can backfire sometimes.

>Find hot dark skinned girl in escort directory
>She's actually old as fuck
>Does this weird anal play stuff which hurts like hell because she has long finger nails

Honestly just do it! Was 25 year old, anime dork constantly stoned, gamer with only 2 friends but I did do the gym, always got asked out by girls but lack of experience always made me make excuses 25th birthday found out there was a brothel about 10mins from my house and said fuck it. Went to about 5 over a couple of months get up confidence, funny thing is that having really filthy sex with prostitutes makes you really good in bed with girls in general every girl I've didn't pay loved being fucked like a prostitute. After a while met girl who is now my wife got me kids and my dream job. Honestly think if I hadn't went with a prostitute I would have blown the chance to have all this

>>37645703

Did an 18 year old polish prostitute in a public toilet before.

She knew how to ride really well and had lovely tits. The gobble afterwards was nice too.

>>37646088
I think it's going to be good for my confidence but I always felt my standards are too high, even though I am not ugly (I've been told I am good looking sometimes) the sort of girl I like can get something better than me anytime, so I am always in this limbo where hot chicks ignore me and the girls who like me look pretty bad.

>go to asian brothel
>ask for this girls number when I'm done (very good english/not bad looking)
>she gives it to me
>hangout with her 1 weekend
>go to the beach/she buys me lunch
>come back into Sydney from Melbourne after holiday
>meet her at her house
>she buys me dinner
>have sex with her that night free of charge
>have had sex with a prostitute for free
>one of my favourite stories

She got pissed off me one time though when I didn't meet up with her. I mean, at the end of the day she's asian prostitute who would've got slammed many times.

Thai girls are fucking awesome though.. so friendly and really look after you. I regret a tiny bit letting her down that day because I feel I lost a friend, but was fun while it lasted.

>>37646133
You lucky cunt, I've been told that I'm good-looking only by my mother.

Oh, and my ex-gf.

Who later said that she lied.

Who was asexual, so we fucked like 20 times in 6 years (!!!).

Oh, and later it turned out she's not so asexual, she likes fucking her current bf, I was just so hideous to her that she preferred to live in celibacy for 6 years that to fuck with me.

And I'm too broke for prostitutes, and my dick is so small and thin that even if I went to fuck a whore, I would probably start crying because of shame and fear.

But I've got a pretty fast car recently, which is nice, eh?

>>37646133

It's probably not that the girls you think are above you, arnt in your league it's probably more that they pick up on the vibe that you don't know what your doing when it comes to girls. Do it, get your confidence up, after a while you realise that sex is easy. You don't have to feel bad about it you don't have to tell anyone either, haha think my wife would kill me if she knew.

>>37646228
Can you 'fix' yourself though? exercising, clothing, hair, that sort of shit... some can be fixed, some can't.

>>37646254
It's not that I can't be confident, most hot chicks won't even aknowledge my existence, meanwhile I could have a harem of ugly/fat chicks by now if I wanted to, kek

>tfw live in the U.S. where they're either police informants or drug fueled crack slaves

Why is prostitution illegal in here?

>>37646332
Fuck no, I've tried, believe me.

When my gf left me about 2 years ago, I wanted to improve. I thought that if I try hard enough, if I stop being childish depressed needy fat spineless retard then maybe she'll want me back.

So I've started doing pushups and ketosis to stop being skinnyfat, I've found a job (shitty almost-minimum wage job but hey, it's something) and I wanted to be nice to everybody so that people would start to like me.

Pushups and keto didn't do shit, she didn't want me back, found herself a new bf, I've became depressed again, stil skinnyfat, still have bitchtits (or manboobs, whatever), still ugly, I'm 25 and my face is full of blackheads and spots despite me using skincare products, shitty yellow teeth, stuck in that job forever cause I'm too stupid to learn anything new and too scared to look for another job, and recently my hair became thinner.

Also, my desire to be liked by everyone made me become the most asslicking Yes-man ever. The tasteless wet noodle of a person.

But I've got that gaming PC I always wanted and that aforementioned fat car (which I use just to go to work and back, I don't drive anywhere else but whatever, fastest car on my shift bitches, aaawwww yeaah)

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I don't live near any popular areas or travel much, so I can't get laid by someone I'd want to spend money on. I just browse online like a cuck.

https://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/7686762.htm?cat=26

Not thrilled about Los Angeles, but this girl looks goddess-tier. Great reviews on TER that say the pictures are accurate.

I want a busty Japanese escort.

>>37646254

They will still pick up on the fact you don't know what your doing. Also just fuck the fat and ugly chicks aswell. sex you will hate yourself for afterwards tends to be the best anyways

>paying to get cucked

LOL

>>37646493
Welp, I guess its fucked, at least the part about women, but I see you can enjoy other parts of life.

>>37646496
Damn, we don't have that level of hotness here, that's for sure

>>37646501
Trust me, I would rather die a virgin than fuck an ugly bitch I don't want to, that would be like fucking a man or an animal, disgusting.

>>37646613
Oh, I don't enjoy life, trust me, I'm just a plant, a vegetable with some higher brain activity. Recently I even stopped going outside for groceries because I feel shame when I walk the streets, like I'm polluting the town and making everyone's day worse with my presence.

I even wanted to do farrkrog's workout plan to get rid of bitchtits and I can't do even one diamond pushup, even fucking one, no matter how hard I try. I can't even go half way down, I just collapse on the ground.

But I've stopped caring. It's not the same as being happy, it's like being sad and angry, yet not interested in anything at the same time.

I also got interested in getting a hooker, but as I mentuioned before, I would just run away anyway.

>>37646613

Haha don't get me wrong there is definitely a floor I wouldn't cross but a girl would have to be pretty repulsive for me not to fuck her. Still though when you fuck someone much less attractive than you and they are completely overwhelmed by it all makes me cum hard as fuck. Do feel a bit ashamed of myself afterwards sometimes but hey it's only sex

Fuuuck, this thread was supposed to be about prostitutes and general hookers advice but I've started whining about myself again. Sorry for that

>>37646856
There is also a social effect, though, if girls see you with an ugly bitch they will obviously see you as low value, reducing even more your chances of nailing a hottie...

>>37646874

Haha then just go to a prostitute!! You might hate yourself for a multitude of reasons but i bet you beat yourself up pretty bad everyday about being a virgin and I bet probably everytime your done jerking off, imagine being free of that horrible nagging thought. You will be able to get to grips with everything else that is plaguing you and start your life

>>37646945
I'm not a virgin, I've had sex like 20 times, I'm the >>37646493
>>37646228
>>37646791
poster. I wouldn't be able to fuck a prostitute because I have a small thin dick, bitchtits and an ugly sweaty oily face. I would be too ashamed to get undressed, to take my earthworm of a dick out, to even touch her.

Although, the idea of getting a prostitute to just hug her and lay down and cry for an hour is strangely appealing to me.

>>37646889

You don't have to broadcast it to the whole world either way if a girl is gonna have sex with you angways it's literally got nothing to do who you know or who you've been with. My friends rip me all the time about some off the shit I've got up too but I just laugh it off they know what I'm like. Whenever my wife asks me about the stuff she does know I've pulled I just joke about how I don't know what I was thinking.

>>37645703
have fun with your genital warts

>>37645703
Probably shouldn't do it for your first time.

I've been doing it for a good 3 years on and off and it's finally breaking me. After a while, you just start feeling so pathetic and it tears down your self-confidence and makes you think the only way you can get pussy is by paying for it.

That being said, if you do it, don't make a habit of it. Just get a $200 girl for an hour like once a month. Make sure she's an absolute dream girl and you'd be proud to fuck her. Don't be like me and go for the $80 hhr girls constantly it. It gets old after a while, but you become addicted to the fast and easy sex.

>>37647157
I don't plan on fucking uglies, I'd rather fuck one hot bitch every year than one ugly every week

>>37645703
Yeah, I have a Red Light district, about 10 minutes away from where I work. I was pretty nervous my 1st time. It was 80 euros for an hour. A pretty curvy redhead who was in her early 30s
Told her it was my 1st time, and she was pretty nice. Was able to cum twice. I had her kneel sideways for the bj, and only fucked her doggy though. I didn't want her to see my face out of embarrassment

>>37645703

I did a few times.

I wish I didn't because it opened up feelings I didn't even know I wanted like having a warm embrace and that intimate human touch with another person.

It also downgraded porn for me because now I know many sexual acts aren't as good as they seem.

>>37647288
> it opened up feelings I didn't even know I wanted like having a warm embrace and that intimate human touch with another person.

I guess this is why you always fuck them doggystyle...

>>37645703

Just do it faggot. I can feel alright depending on how well you click. Just keep in mind she doesn't really care about you, and will probably try to do the least amount of work to get your money.

>>37647280
>I had her kneel sideways for the bj
whut? how would that solve anything she can still see you.

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>>37647400
It was basically like pic related, so not really. I have anxiety problems & I don't do well with with eye contact around other people

>>37647250
>I don't plan on fucking uglies, I'd rather fuck one hot bitch every year than one ugly every week

wonders why women won't fuck ugly dudes

Is it a good idea for an american to travel to use brothels? In the USA there's legal brothels but they literally charge 1000-3000 an hour. it's horrible

>>37647988
Just get a escort..
It's fucking easy

>>37647513
I am not ugly though, but apparently being good looking is not enough for (hot) chicks

>>37648670

Being good looking is never enough for any girl never mind the hot ones

>>37646228
You poor bastard. Go to the gym and blindfold your fuck partner

>>37648391
no it isn't there's a ton of red tape from verifying and shit

>>37648766
I won't go to the gym, too much anxiety. I can't do certain things when people watch me, I don't know why. That includes working out, public speaking, cleaning and dancing.
I start to sweat and visibly shake, my voice cracks down and after a while I have to go somewhere secluded to cry. I don't know why it happens but no matter how hard I try to remain calm, nothing works and it happens anyway.
Yes, I am a waste of sperm. No, I don't have enough courage to kys. Yes, I wish I had enough courage.

>>37647988
>Be Americuck
>If you are rich you can freely fuck prostitutes
>If you are poor you will either die a virgin or get falsely accused of rape

lol

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>>37645883
>They can be some of the least judgemental people you will ever meet in your whole life.
This. I lost mine to a prostitute who particularly liked virgins. She was fairly attractive and very kind. She said she enjoyed how I was. She also had like a shit life. They are all so nice cos they've been through so much fucked up shit it will actually blow your goddamn mind if you ask them about it. She pretty much was just raped repeatedly as a child.

>>37649288
>prostitutes are so nice to me XD
>it's not because i gibben them money XD

>>37645703
I was very close to spending money on a hooker but wised up and now I go on Grindr its free and 100% chance to fuck you should try it, also many dickgirls on there

>>37645703
I paid 200 for a asian trap to fuck, ended up being the one getting fucked I had to much anxiety to get hard it also hurt and was to beta to have her stop I'll prob not do this again, she did try and suck me off I got hard and lost erection again and she laughed at me and gave my penis a flick with her fingers

>>37649557
It is, but why does that matter?

>>37647988
I've been wondering the same. Where the hell is it legal though?

>>37649577
Homosexuals have embarrasingly low standards

Failing to have sex as a homo is almost as pathetic as failing to have sex as a woman

>>37649645
Too bad you didn't film it, it would be a hilarious efukt video

>>37646496
That's a fake pic. Escort ads are littered with pics of "flawless" Asians like that. Now, that's not to say that there's not a reasonably attractive escort at the end of that rainbow, but "pic related" sure isn't it.

>>37649907
Ya no I try not to think about it was pretty shit xp

>>37649886
Try Grindr its easy as fuck you dont have to get fucked just do the fucking

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>>37649944
It's Anri Okita, and I didn't mean that she's an escort (though some anons keep insisting she is), just used her to accompany my "busty Japanese" comment.

>>37650069
not him, but I googled anonymous grindr vids & it looks pretty easy.
Dude gets a hotel room, another guy just walks in with a bare ass on the bed , guy fucks him, cums, then just leaves

>>37650130
Dude its that easy, I have guys come over I fuck them and they leave lot of times they bring me free whiskey or weed or dinner

>>37650126
A porn star is a rich version of a prostitute

>>37650152
Did you use a profile pic of yourself?

>>37650182
Ya why not its a bang site its super easy I havent been fucked in my ass yet but im always down to pound boipussy or get sucked off I gave a guy a handy once

>>37645963
Yeah once you have sex you realize it doesn't really matter all that much. I lost my virginity a couple months ago and honestly I don't even think about sex as much anymore. I still desire it but the whole mystery aspect being gone makes it kind of just another part of life.

>>37650228
Idk, I'd just feel really uncomfortable having my picture out there on a gay app.
Like i don't mind fucking other dudes, but I don't want anyone else to know about it either

>>37650258
Its pretty discrete man I fuck lots of married guys on there they dont want anyone to know lol

>>37645883
This is legit the real reason men use escorts. You can talk to them and not be judged harshly. Forget telling Stacey about your fears and doubts...

>>37649557
Therapists are also nice because you give them money. Pretty much every service industry is nice because they know it will make them more money.

Lost my virginity to an escort at 19. Older woman, exactly the body type I enjoy. Very professional, in a good way. Understanding, nice, friendly. Of course that's what I paid for, but still. Paid for 5 hours, costed me an entire month of part time job money, but it was worth it. But she took her time, explained everything, told me what I did wrong, guided me for most of the time. She was apprehensive at first, usually didn't take clients that young, especially considering I was pretty much young enough to be her son.

Really boosted my confidence. I still see her every few months. Hardly a regular, and she has clients that take her on trips on the other side of the world and buy her gifts, but she seems happy to see me when I call her, or at least she feigns it well enough.

>>37650250
Exactly I fuck guys and girls and I can say a hole is a hole dudes are easy and to the point "you want to fuck?" "Ya man I'll be over in 20" boipussy is just like girl ass

>>37650400
You could have fucked boipussy for free M8

I was down in Miami 2 nights ago and I saw them for the first time in my life, I really thought about it.

>>37650739
Were they Miami dickgirls? You have to be careful down there many many passable traps and you wont know till their throbbing cock is pulled out

>>37650704
I think I could fuck a traps boipussy but a man thats way to gay for me

>>37650807
Dif robro here, I use to live in Miami and there is a healthy amount of traps there..

>>37650807

you gotta pay extra for that

>>37650807
"Dickgirls" lol someone said they were on their "boiperiod" the other day alls these terms are getting to be to much

>>37650820
Its gay but first few times I had guys from Grindr over I just bent them over the bed when I was drunk, lubed up and shoved it in while watching lesbian porn about the only way I could stay hard lol

>>37646356
Go to Nevada.

Who would have guessed that wouldn't be original?

>>37650969
nevada is $$$$ literally 1k+ an hour because of the taxes in the legal areas.

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>>37646519
>Have sex
>Get cucked

??

hi which one of u anons which ones of youssss wants to know my rates

>>37650982
Mate, getting busted by the police and losing your job is much more expensive.

tfw so broke/in debt I can't afford a prostitute.

>>37650849
How much does a Miami dickgirl cost? Going to vacation in the area there in 2 weeks?

>>37651153
Become one or go on Grindr and slay boipussy free

>>37651035
Do you have a feminine penis thats my first question

>>37650807
I imagine traps in Miami would fetch a good price if they are passable

>>37649577
Not all of us want to fuck men, I'm pretty sure Grindr is all male and female (males) you should have just got a hooker..

>>37649645
Thats funny as fuck so you paid 200 dollars to get fucked in the ass by a man and not even cum? Wtf

>>37645703
consider that the hooker is the one who gets paid out of the deal. they don't need to have any gratification with fucking/getting fucked like the one who pays does.

my point is: hooker wins. dumbass who pays for sex loses.

>>37645883
>They can be some of the least judgemental people you will ever meet in your whole life

they sleep with strangers for money. who are they to judge what you do or like.

>>37646133
>I think it's going to be good for my confidence

lol. you're going to pay someone a weeks wages for a confidence boost?

>>37647988
In Germany in the 50-300 Euro range.

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>>37650982
>Taxes
>Mfw the government actually gets money from prostitution

>>37651382
How am I losing if I am slaping a fine piece of ass and getting my dick sucked? It (probably) feels good desu

>>37651540
The confidence boost is only part of it, its alla bout the experience of knowing how sex with a hot bitch feels like

Any advice on how to get prostitutes on craigslist?

>>37645703

Nah. It's literally their jobs. Just shave your balls and smell nice and you should be alright(Assuming you aren't a fat piece of shit).