>your crush when she's alone with chad

what's that stance called?

>>37643621
joke's on you OP
I don't get out enough to develop crushes

>>37643645
the stump

original

>>37643645
The mating press stance.

Best thing on earth is when a woman shows you her asshole. It's the ultimate sign of submission.

>>37643645
Stuffing the turkey stance. At least that's what it looks like to me. A massive poultry ass. Not really inviting

>>37643645
brrrrraaaaaappppp
Orignal nigger fuck you asshole

>>37643645
the Fleshlight

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>>37643621
Oh well I call the no arms fucking.

>>37643645
the pretzel its the actual name i fuck my trap boi's like this

>>37643762
kek anony

>>37643828
Based faggot

>>37643621
>>your crush when she's alone with chad

ok

>>37643621
I actually had the best sex ever with my crush tonight. We hadn't seen each other in a couple of days. Made her moan like a slut, call me daddy, beg for my nut before nutting inside her. I stayed hard, she went and cleaned up, came back, I put her on her back and fucked her for another 10 minutes before making her cum. She went for a shower. I went to play Tales from the Borderlands which is free on PS Plus atm

>>37643666
KYS scumbag piece of shit

>>37643910
Nice dude, thanks for sharing

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>>37643917
Are you more a feet guy?

>>37643930
No problem. Had been wanting to tell someone about it ever since it happened a couple of hours ago.

>>37643964
He was being sarcastic, do you have autism?

>>37643983
I was sarcastically pretending to ignore it. You do have autism.

>>37644014
>I was sarcastically pretending to ignore it.

KEK sure you were, fucking retard

>>37644014
>i was lel just pretending to b retarded XDDDD

>>37644036
>>37644049
Damn. Two autists are triggered. When did you both lose your virginity again?

>>37644072
>When did you both lose your virginity again?

16. How's it feel to be on here you fucking loser lmao, you're the kind of guy i come here to laugh at. Thanks for the lulls

>>37643934
fucking coal miner feet ewwww

>>37644072
>im da coolest kid on this board XDDDD

lol kill yourself

>>37644101
I'd lick em clean

>>37644087
Oh. I ran into your lying ass in another thread lmao

>>37644107
Nope stay mad

>>37644126
>I ran into your lying ass in another thread lmao

Get psych help you paranoid loser lmao

>>37644126
>y-you mad!

LOL you are so fucking pathetic. Honestly the world would be 1,000X better had you never existed

>>37644121
This my fellow feetlover

>ITT: anons who aren't proud of them autism

I'm autism and I'm proud, can you say the same?

>>37644137
>>37644156
>they're like clones of themselves parroting the same assblasted lines as soon as i post
ded

>>37644196
Not those guys but people just don't like you bro, get over it

>>37644014
>>37644036
>>37644049
>>37644087
>>37644107
>>37644126
>>37644137
>>37644156
Highest caliber of autism ITT, you should probably purchase an adequately sized rope and proceed to commit suicide at the earliest convenience.

>>37644240
>quoting a lot of posts

kill yourself, you're cancer

>>37644258
Misclick, honest mistake. Please do NOT bully, anon!

>>37644279
>Misclick, honest mistake. Please do NOT bully, anon!

ok

>>37644210
>caring if virgins on a loser board don't like you
uwotm8

>>37644322
>uwotm8

Back to 9gag you go

>>37644331
>9gag
ishygddt

>>37644193
I am glad to see fellow autist. I believe we are superior to allistic individuals. Nice bit of irony there using the term individuals if you understand the etymology of allistic.

I see so many frame autism as a loss. We may feel lonely, but that is simply because it is lonely at the top. Autism is an addition. Would you call a non blind person's ability to perceive light a loss? No! Why then is autism, something chiefly characterized by hyperperception, considered a deficit? I understand others perfectly fine, my writing is far above average. It seems allistic are the ones with communication difficulty. Just look at how they rely on crutches such as qualities of speech and spatial orientation of the body. They do this to compensate for poor verbal ability.

>>37644415
>I am glad to see fellow autist. I believe we are superior to allistic individuals. Nice bit of irony there using the term individuals if you understand the etymology of allistic.
>I see so many frame autism as a loss. We may feel lonely, but that is simply because it is lonely at the top. Autism is an addition. Would you call a non blind person's ability to perceive light a loss? No! Why then is autism, something chiefly characterized by hyperperception, considered a deficit? I understand others perfectly fine, my writing is far above average. It seems allistic are the ones with communication difficulty. Just look at how they rely on crutches such as qualities of speech and spatial orientation of the body. They do this to compensate for poor verbal ability.

what?

>>37644423
Basically, it's autism.