>"Hey mister anon come hang out with us!" What do?

Continue digging for insects and bathing in the sand, as I am a bird and do not know English.

Aren't cassowaries savage as fuck?

Those kids are dead.

>>37637972
why the fuck are those chickens talking to me?

Are you sure Cassowary bro? I don't want to interrupt your meal.

honestly, i would just hang out with them because i have no friends and am a manchild.

they're objectively superior because they're able to have friends and still be optimistic.

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>>37637972
shit my pants ebcause i ahve phobia of big birbies

>>37637972
Australian here. I wouldn't want to be within 100 metres of a cassowary. They're killers, their claws are almost like knives. I'd fucking run

>>37638094
In northern queenstown Cassowarries are bros.

They come into towns and walk around doing what they want. Won't attack you unless you attack them.

Not as dangerous as people make them out to be.

>>37637972
Get the fucking cassowary away from the kids, that's what.

look at them fucking claws

I'll wait for the giant vicious birds to finish feeding on their bodies then move in and take my share.

>>37637972
>screeches in emuspeak

>>37637972
are those prehistoric birds?

That bird has a thicc butt

>>37637972
>u-uh, no thanks, sorry
>*turn 360 degrees and walk away briskly*
Kill me

would use that chocobo to travel the overworld

>>37638927
They are cassowarys not emus.
Unlike emus who don't really do much, a cassowary can kick a hole in your chest.

So I'd prob leave.

>>37639196
Emus won a war once

>>37637972
>letting your children that close to a fucking cassowary

>>37637972

RIP little kids

>tfw you mistook a cassowary for a rhea
I'll never be an ornithologist at this rate

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>>37637993
Thanks for the giggle, m8. Would give y ou a firm handshake if I could.