Text your crush >hi I love you And post results

>>37637860
fuck off you fucking faggot and stop posting garbage on this board

>>37637869
All these flavors yet you chose to be salty. How come?

>>37637860
i texted my dad but he hasnt texted back yet.

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>>37637896
>daddy issues
wew lad

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>>37637860
i did three days ago...
still nothing

>>37637994
ure joking but its a real problem.

>>37638062
I'm glad the majority of my family is unattractive or I'd have a similar problem.
I don't know how I developed an incest fetish when all the females in my family are so gross.

>I thought we came to an understanding on your birthday, if you can't show me abs I can't show you love

>>37638184
dude is that real lmao
That's rough

>>37638192
Yup. 100% real. It's not even like I'm fat, I'm 6'3", 15-18% bf and have 1/2/3/4 in lifts. Pretty sure she just wants an excuse. Shit hurts because I literally can't feel anything for any other girl.

>>37638258
Should've smacked the whore in the gabber. Give me her number I'll send her a picture of my hairy asshole every morning until she snaps

>>37638062
Have you tried not wanting to fuck your dad?

>>37638278
>smacked the whore in the gabber
Hello fellow ausbot. But seriously, I don't wanna hurt her, and I'm sure she'd figure out it was me who leaked her number; it's no secret I'm hooked on her like a pathetic orbiter, even her friends are pissed at her as they've propositioned me several times and all I can say is "I'm sorry but you're not anonette." I'm not even trying to cut to abs, because I know that if I did she'd either say it was a joke or come up with another excuse. Betterto keep the hope alive as embers than try to cook with it and snuff it out completely.

I wonder if a hypnotist could make me forget she existed?

>>37638373
>being propositioned several times by multiple women


reeee

>>37638412
Literally a KHV (although I have gone on dates, and got a hug). I'm basically a failed normie of his own volition. I don't expect anything less than REEs but it's nice to be here and know there's others like me who fuck themselves over.

>>37637860
I won't get a response, faggot. Plus, I don't want to seem like a desperate fag.

>>37637860
I'm at the point were I don't even have a crush. I don't leave the house. I haven't been in a social situation in over a year. I don't know anybody, male or female, to even have a crush on or contemplate on our relationship, platonic or otherwise.