Almost 5 years passed... How can I get over my oneitis?

>>37636423
It's been 9 years. The ride never ends.

>>37636470
It has to

>>37636423
Wish I knew

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>>37636423
Remember the faults. Think about abundance theory, for every woman you date, there is one better in literally every aspect (every single one). Write a list of everything you hated about her, and yes there are plenty of things because no unicorn exists.

It's now been 8 years since I broke up with my internet gf of 4 months

The pain never fades

>>37637231

>internet gf
that does not count, anon

>>37637245
hey fuck you guy, it was probably a real girl so what's the difference?

>>37637231
>>37636470
>>37636423
top kek brahs i am not alone. this is a good feel.
How fucked up are you guys?

>>37636423
5 years, 5 god damn years, sheeit. You need closure. Call her a dumb bitch and threaten to mess up her plumbing with an Italian accent. She'll think you're some pissed of plumber she didn't tip and you will have closure

>>37637302
>Call her a dumb bitch and threaten to mess up her plumbing with an Italian accent

>It's me-a autistio

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The worst is that I haven't liked a girl even a fourth as much as I liked her. I thought us guys were supposed to only care about sex. Why does this hurt me so much?

>>37637359
Sorry mate but all us other guys only care about pound town. You might be one of those gays

>>37636423
>>37636470
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>>37637359
>>37637231

Just do it you fuckers. There's no point where you'll be like "oh it's okay now". You have to take her off your fucking gay little pedestal ("oneitis" is the stupidest thing). She has taken many dicks and she will continue. She isn't special, you are making her out to be. Call me an asshole, but you're fucking loser faggot idiot cunts and you need to get over them. You can do it. Just immerse yourself in something more productive. It's only eating you up. I know you can all do it, but if you don't get over her you're fucking losers.

>It took me three years to properly get over my first gf. Then it snapped that in the grand scheme of things, she isn't important to anything really. Now, bare in mind some of you didn't even date your "oneitis", so it should be easier. Be strong.

>>37637359
>I thought us guys were supposed to only care about sex
That's a meme. Men actually have stronger feelings than women, but we keep it on the inside and because it is a sign of weakness. We choose carefully who we show our emotions to

You're all suffering for someone who doesn't give a shit for you right now and cuck those who actually likes you. That's why falling in love is a shit.

>>37637424
Women have to be on a pedestal. Why else would any man pursue them? They have to have a worth. If they are worthless, then there is no point to love.

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>>37636423
pay for a hooker
spoiler: you'll fall in love with the hooker, speaking for a friend

>>37637576
Never gonna make it fuccboi

>>37636470
I'm sorry, I feel you

I'm up to 8 years, OP. No idea, yet.

>>37636423
Literally get over her. Or whatever gender "they" are.

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>>37636423
i feel the same way.

but everyone feels the same way about their oneitis...."perfect girl who's always giggling and optimistic". The oneitis is a dime a dozen so we need to get over her and move on. harder done than said.

>>37637653
he's right though. a woman is supposed to be pedestal-worthy.

there's a balance here though. You have to see yourself as a pedestal-worthy too. two-way street.

>>37636423
This feeling will stop 100% if you commit suicide.