How do I become roly poly olie?

>when your childhood memories come flooding back

>>37635770
I don't remember what show it was on Treehouse, but there was this one with a caterpillar baby in a stroller. For some reason I felt compelled to fuck the shit out of it. It's body was made from purple balls and I wanted to cut every single ball off of its body and eat it and fuck it at the same time.

>>37635870
You are the most fucked up person on this board

>>37635870
I laughed really hard but I have felt that before too though. I had a Madeline game for PC as a kid and there was a koala character in it that i had a strong desire to want to kill by crushing with my bare hands, it made me full of uncontrollable rage and whenever it was in a cutscene I would claw at the screen wishing I could reach through my monitor to kill it. I will pray for you.

>>37635770
I was wondering that too anon. I'd rather not have squishy organic parts that decay.

What dark wizard do I make a pact with?

>>37635886
Its gone now (mostly). Though I still remember exactly what that little shit looked like.

>>37635970
Exactly this. Don't know why I wanted to fuck it though.

>>37635785
bad feel bad feel bad feel

>>37636156
In classical Christian theology there is a concept called concupiscence, which is the inclination of the soul to desire evil. I think that's why I had a weird sexual urge to crush the cartoon koala for no reason. It's been on my mind for years and that's the only explanation I have found that makes any sense to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6BFeO8ig3g

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>>37635870
And the first thread I open after a 3 month /r9k/ hiatus....

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>>37635770
>he's small and short and round
>and in the land of girls and girls he's the loneliest kid around
>roly
>poly
>hooray
>hooray
>and in the land of curls and girls he's the loneliest kid around
Used to love that fucking show. Remember his box head ass friend? I found out my cousin was marrying a Cuban. Had never seen her or heard of a Cuban before that. I thought she'd look like that.

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god cant save whats already memmed

>>37636973
it's curves and curls you shitter

Not op.Ive been rewatching ollie lately and managed to draw full plans of his house and neighboarhood. This has to be one of the comfiest universes created even tho moralizing part of the show is shitty. If i ever get a lot of money im gonna recreate his house and live there. Imagine if there was 3d sandbox like game that would let you explore the whole city. Those skyscrappers that thry show sometimes. Isnt anyone curious how they look inside?