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>be me, pharmacist-in-training at college
>have a nerdy 8/10 qt3.14 gf, studying to be a physicist
>she's at her dorm, it's a Friday night so I ask her if she wants to go see Wonder Woman in theatres
>surewhynot.jpg
>i drive over to pick her up
>open her door
>"Are you ready to go?"
>"Yeah Anon, I just got to grab something quick!"
>she turns around to grab something off the table
>curious.mp4
>she turns back around, it's a fucking fidget spinner
>"Ready!" *spin spin*
>i lose my shit
>fucking bludgeon her to death
>i leave her body there, lock the door from the inside and jump out the window
>luckily she doesn't have a roommate
>phew.png
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>next day, at a lecture
>joking around with friends, shooting the shit, not really paying attention
>"Anon!"
>whatbitch.mov
>"Come see me after class..."
>"*sigh* fine.."
>lecture finishes, i stay after
>"What is it?"
>"Write a fifty-sentence essay on the chalkboard about how you won't disturb my class again!"
>what the fuck, is this elementary school?
>fuck it, not risking my grade
>write about 20 sentences
>i'm fucking done
>her back is turned to her desk, she's getting ready to leave
>thisismychance.wav
>bludgeon her to death as well
>there's no way I can escape arrest at this point, run back to my dorm, within hours i'm taken into police custody
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>trial day
>witnesses come up and whatnot, i'm fucked
>some of my side-chicks plead for my freedom
>noluck.gif
>found guilty
>life sentence with no chance at parole
>decide i'm not putting up with this shit
>charge at the judge, fucking bludgeon him to death
>wipe the blood off of my silver hammer
>My name is Maxwell Edison
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