What's a typical day like in the lives of my fellow robots?

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>>37633180
>wake up after 3-4 hours of fitfull sleep
>coffee and cigarettes for breakfast
>go to designated wageslavery
>suffer for 10 hours
>get home
>chug whiskey to numb my soul crushing existence
>maybe play some vidya or watch nostalgic toons
>pop sleep aides with more alcohol
>repeat until death

And that's it OP. That's my life.

>wake up after ~9 hours of sleep randomly depending how late i went too sleep
>flush my mouth and clean my dry nose
>make me a capucino and launch world of warcraft
>proceed to open 4 tabs with chans and shit post
>bing eat in the meantime or sometimes have dinner
>walk around the house bored talking to myself pretending im talking with my school friends
>constantly check myself in the mirror despite having no social life i comb my hair

pure autism lad, 2 years of pure neet hood

>wake up around noon
>maybe brush teeth
>get mountain dew and chips and bring them next to computer
>fuck around on imageboards, youtube, the nba subreddit, etc. and make music
>refill heart attack food every once in awhile
>maybe brush teeth before bed
>go to bed around 3 am
No clue how I'm still a skelly tb.h

Usually, I gather intel on sandniggers, because I hate Islam. Then I throw darts at a picture of Mohamed.

>wake up after 10+ hours of drunken sleep
>smoke weed
>go to my wageslave desk job
>book flights for customers for 8 hours while taking breaks to smoke joints in the parking lot
>get home
>start drinking immediately
>watch tv and do homework
On this particular night I'm watching old pokemon. Comfy af.

>wake up at around 10am
>eat yoghurt and granola for breakfast, make coffee
>play video games or watch Netflix for a bit
>go to uni if I feel like it.
>hang out with gf on campus if she's there.
>if gf is there, invite her back to my place and have sex.
>if not, go home, play more video games, cook semi-respectable dinner and smoke weed.

idk man my days aren't super predictable. Sometimes I have to go to work, sometimes my friends wanna do something, sometimes I stayed up till 4am the night before getting high and playing grand strategy games and so I won't wake up until 3pm.

>>37633657
I do this exact same thing after work. God 1990s Pokemon is so damn comfy. It was the happiest time of my life as a kid which is probably why I keep going back to it.

>>37633756
It's pretty good stuff man. I'm so glad netflix put this up here. The Ash coma theory doesn't hold up at all though.

>>37633706
>gf
fucking kill yourself my dude

My internet just went down for 30 minutes and I panicked and started to worry that WW3 had broken out.