ITT: We talk about times we got revenge on normies

>>37631570
I once put gorilla glue in stacy's key hole for her car, she had to get the thing replaced which must have cost a shit ton.

I clean sinks with dirty piss soaked toilet water but that's about it.

>>37631570
I got revenge on my parents by being a useless, unemployable, virgin sack of shit.

>>37631570
>mom gets married again to a 50 yr old
>she's 40
>i know something is off
>mom is always prudish in house and says stuff like women should be proper etc.
>check her phone messages
>she is fucking a guys from her work
>she even gives him money whe he asks for it
>told her i saw those messages and show her which ones
>she gets nervous and has a panic attack
>anon anon don't tell anyone
>besides its my life mind your own bussiness don't judge me
>she gets nervous everytime i talk with her husband
>she can't kick me out now and doesn't tell me to get a job like she always do
>her hands shake when i talk probably fears that i spill the beans
Roastie toastie.
Im not gonna tell obviously she's my mom but hell i like this power position.
Besides im not a backstabber like most of women

OH, there was this one time that a kid left a computer at school logged on and had an essay open. I deleted the entire thing and saved over it so they had to redo the whole thing. They even left thier YouTube account logged on and I unsubscribed to everything they subscribed to.

>>37631706
Kek. God, normies are so stupid.

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>>37631668
my nigga. leeching off of your shitty parents is comfy af

>>37631694
Maker her triple your GB points

>>37631694
your mother is an awful woman for having an affair but I feel bad that you are terrorizing her

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>another day in middle school
>kid is calling me a school shooter and spouting idiocy
>shipping me with the greasy disgusting music teacher
>thinks i wont attack him because im a girl
>come up behind him and put him in a choke hold
>looking expressionless, i hold him until he passes out
>calmly walk back to my seat as everybody stares at me