Bots, how do I get a qt butterface gf?

You don't.
As simple as that.

>>37631116
whats ur kik nigger

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>>37631283
>kik
I'm a robot, I don't use that trash.

>>37631362
then
what can i contact u at
ffs

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>>37631456
nice
line spacing
roastie

>>37631456
[email protected]
Email your kik to my throwaway and I'll add you on kik

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>>37631591
Get your own thread, you fucking vulture.

>>37631647
You said no to her
Fuck off anon

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>>37631690
I'm not so pathetic that I'll just jump into the arms of any """woman""", who's location/age/whatever I don't even know.

Hell, the fact that """she""" uses kik of all things is a big red flag in the first place.

You can have """her""", just don't siphon off of my thread.

tfw no butterface big butt gf

>>37631116
If I knew do you think I'd be posting on this damned alaskan bicycling forum?

>>37631933
Yes.
origininininininininal

>>37631116
Butterface women actually seem pickier imo. They're similar to robots in that respect. They're usually dating above their league

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Don't be fat, have a job. You could possibly join a social club in your town for some nerdy thing you are even slightly interested in or willing to become interested in to meet people. If you have any friends already a good strategy is also to strengthen your friendships with them, as they may be able to set you up with single girls they know, but you have to be pretty high up on their social link ranking and prove your trustworthiness for this option to unlock. People will not just offer women they know to you unless they know you are a very good person and true friend, because if you don't treat the girl right it would ruin their own friendship with the girl for setting her up with a bad guy.