Rose

>>37628550
Most attractive boy I've ever seen.

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>>37628651
You day that everytime

>>37628550
Rose should leave London before another terrorist attack.
This is S E R I O U S for her safety

>>37628808
I think that would depend on where Nathan wants to go. where would they move?

>>37628897
Don't know; maybe west England.
But Rose seems to like big cities...so I don't know; what do you think ?

how do you guys not get depressed knowing that youll never know her

>>37629033
I prefer to not thinking about that.

>>37628977
She ain't going nowhere. She's a London girl now in an ltr. Maybe if the city becomes so unlivable that she can't stand it she might leave.

>>37629122
>She ain't going nowhere
K

>>37628897
why she would move back to somerset obviously with her rapist father.

>>37629033
by knowing her :^)

>>37629231
>>37629144
>K
Realistically where else would she move?

>>37629278
Somewhere terrorists can't touch her

so what's the topic op? what do you boring shits want to talk about this time?

>>37629278
i just told you,
she will move in back with her rapist father who will then proceed to stick his tongue up her narrow chimney for hours at a time all the while forcing her to dress in a combination of her childhood outfits.

>>37629317
An old iron age hillfort in West country?

>>37629383
Talk about whatever you want.
>Que incest rape jokes

>rosebuds

why the fuck am i straight yet this term immediately makes me think of rupaul

>>37629504
Do you watch a lot of gay entertainment?

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>>37629481
the gif is related to the amusing spelling error in this post

>>37629717
estos pedro hermano?
todo thread expetado tu
maria est chica mui impossible
no mas rosa

>>37629717
I just noticed that lel. Are you the one known as Pedro?

>>37629317
I know the perfect place for that.
My place.

>>37629823
Consensual or kidnapping?

>>37629813
no mas pedro
mui stupido novofaggos es todo mundo

/rosa/ esta muerta

>>37629823
You're Rose's roommate and she told you that you can't do anything sexual anymore - because it just gets too weird.

One night she's in your bed and you're watching a movie. You suggest a backrub and she agrees. You've stuck your hand under her shirt before to do this in the livingroom, so you just go for it. You literally just push up her shirt while she's lying on her stomach. She rises a little bit to help you push her shirt up. She isn't wearing a bra.

You rub her back and then lean in and give her back a kiss. She doesn't react. Your hands start to wander and you caress her ass. She just keeps watching the movie and makes a joke about the protagonist.

And you know it's back on. You put your hand down her pants and squeeze her ass. She moans quietly... she always liked that.

But now it's time for what you really like. You slide your hand up her side. "Come here girl" you murmur, but she's content to pretend things haven't changed... so you side your hand onto her breast - and slowly you pull one into your hand until you've got her hardening nipple in your hand.

"I'm Rose," she reminds you, "that's why this is so hot."

the end

>>37629879
Consensual would never happen and I'm not far enough down the road to consider kidnapping

>>37629942
Thanks for the fanfiction but too unrealistic

>>37629898
Are you telling me Pedro is gone, /rose/ is dead and full of newfags?

>>37629942
>She doesn't react
Typical Rose reaction

>>37630045
http://www.xvideos.com/video839575/bored_fucking

>>37630014
You aren't crazy enough to kidnap her?

hey let speculate on the sensitivity of roses nipples and butthole

Whoaoo it died pretty fast

>>37630833
that's been happening alot lately

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ello chaps, how you ben today?

>>37630982
Breddy gud except for the ded three. How are you?

>>37629942
>I'm Rose, that's why this is so hot
kekked and now have an erection

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>>37630998
I've been better and I've been worse ya know ? It's saturday I'm reading Star Wars Aftermath Life Debt and drinking some PBR. I have to get some calories in somehow

>>37631046
Is it good? I had no idea they were still putting out star wars novels. Are you getting wasted tonight?

>>37630814
Let's take it a step further and try to picture what her anus tastes like.

>>37631146
It's not bad it's part of the new canon, the aftermath novels are pretty good so far, the first one was at least. It's about what happens immediately after episode VI. Probably not wasted but ehhh decently drunk ha realized I haven't eaten much for a while so I need to get some liquid bread in me.

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And upon a day,
while walking among the flowers of his teacher's garden, did the child speak unto the Mystic:

"Some men claim that this life
is the darkness of a curse,
and a punishment to be endured
for all our wicked ways.
Oh Mystic, what say you of life?"

And the Mystic answered:

"I say that life is neither a curse nor a punishment,
But a rose filled with the beauty of desire.

The stem of the rose is your life upon this earth,
The thorns, painful lessons you bring unto
yourself, that you might learn.
The leaves are those joys that enter
your life with the tenderness of an unseen Love.

Curse not the sorrow of your thorns,
for the deeper they cut unto the heart of
your being, the greener the leaves of joy shall be.

The tiny bud is your soul, waiting to
bloom with the truth of God among its petals.
Slowly will your flower unfold,
that you might not become lost
within the fragrance of its secret.

And when the rose is at the height of its beauty,
Shall you not see the pureness of God
smiling from the very center of your Being?"

>>37631395
You shouldn't drink on an empty stomach or else your hangover will be even worse. Are there any other good books you have read lately?

>>37631677
O i just need to get some calories in me lol Ummm I reread The strangers by Camus and finally got around to Ulysses which I've had forever. If you like scifi the James McDevitt novels are pretty good about Priscilla Hutchins it's just a series about the same interstellar pilot and sort of different missions especially center on groups going out and doing xenoarchaelogy and trying to find other civilizations but finding out many of them are already gone and dead. Or just mysterious stuff that we don't understand at all

>>37631746
Any other good xenoarchaeological type books you can recommend? Speaking of science fiction, I'm trying to remember the title of this book. It takes place in space in the distant future, and there is a prison called the black something or other. Does this sound familiar?

>>37631900
I forgot to add the title was short, like a acronym. Eg: V.A.N.M

>>37631900
hmmm I'm trying to think I'm not sure, if it's in my dusty memory banks of my head it'll come to me at like 2:00 in the morning and I'll be like O YEAH THATS IT haha. Not to much I can think of but I like the concept of it in general. There's a few other Star Wars novels out too like Bloodlines, Ahsoka, Dark Disciple that are all canon that just build up the back story and everything but a lot of people hate The Force Awakens while I thought it was damn good. The hting is I hated the old expanded universe novels except a couple I read but the newer ones I really like. I like a lot of philosophy though, and depressing books haha russian literature ftw...

im trying to learn to drive a manual car that i bought but suck at it (either spins the tires on hills or rolls back and quits) and sometimes a jumpy start on flatland and i feel very inferior knowing rose can do it and i suck at it so far

fuq

>>37631995
If you think of it can you post it in a rose thread? It's been bothering me cuz I know I have it written down somewhere but I can't remember. How did you like the force awakens? It seemed like every die hard fan hated it for one reason or another.

>>37632050
If you are American don't feel bad. Manual driving is a lost art there.

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>>37632168
It was damn good but yeah every fan wants to shit on anything new, it's just a star wars thing I guess. I've been a huge fan since the first time Iwatched Empire Strikes Back when I was 5, that was the first I watched and still my favorite. Episode VII set things up well for a new trilogy though. People I don't think realize that it's the first in a trilogy it's less of a full movie and a part of an arc but whatever. But yeah Iwill for sure

>>37632186
yeah it's a lost art just like operating a moveable type printing press.

>>37632275
so i shpuldnt feel too stupid?

>>37632275
no, well sort of. It's not hard I'm just saying what the other dude saying it's a lost art it's just a dead art for a reason there's no point. Unless you need to drive manual there's no point. Like I drive a manual for work sometimes whne I have to move certain loads of beehives with a 550 but that's because that's how you handle that beast. The first car I drove was manual and motorcycle as well so I learned to drive with it in mind all the time. It's definitely harder later in life , lots of people have issues with it

>>37632263
Wait so vii is part of a new trilogy meaning they're going to be making more? Fucking hell Lucas must be making bank on that shit.

>>37632275
I mean most trucks, sports cars and motorbikes are still manual no? For the ordinary Joe blow it has been mostly phased out.

>>37632394
What type of bike do u have?

>>37632470
Yeah it's a new trilogy, actually he's made tons from his movies over the years he's actually donated tons of it to charity. Selling the franchise to Disney banked him 4 billion and he's looking at giving away every penny. Already he's given over 90 percent of his money he's made to charities and stuff.

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having a good night?

>>37632694
How long are they going to stretch this franchise out?

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>>37632847
It ain't bad. How is yours?

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>>37632968
good to hear.
it's going alright, just watching a bit of ufc. out of darts, though.
nice snake.

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Ashley was better

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>>37633029
ikr? He's so cute and chubby. Are you getting drunk too? Darts?

>>37633098
Fucking hell I wish I could taste her holes

>>37633098
for sam hyde maybe

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>>37633264
yeah, looks like a good snaky pal!
>Are you getting drunk too?
nah, i just got up earlier. i've been sleeping really early.
>Darts?
cigarettes. i ran out yesterday.

>>37633312
Fly to bumville USA, and ask the first hooker you can find to spit and fart into your mouth. Instant Ashley simulator!

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>>37633411
Are you doing it to change your sleep schedule or is it something you have been doing out of the blue?

>cigarettes. i ran out yesterday.
Stop smoking.

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>>37633538
i've been using it to fix my sleep schedule, mostly. it's pleasant watching the sun rise.

>Stop smoking.
i don't really want to.

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>>37633572
You will probably find you sleep much better at night once you get used to your new schedule.

>i don't really want to.
It is so bad for you. Don't you want to be healthy?

>>37630138
Is that what rose is like in bed?

>>37633669
>You will probably find you sleep much better at night once you get used to your new schedule.
i've been sleeping great, because i genuinely tire myself out. i'm a bit more active and back on my cut, so energy is a little bit lower at the end of the day.

>It is so bad for you. Don't you want to be healthy?
i don't mind, it doesn't seem to affect me a lot. by the time it does, i'll be old anyway.
i don't even expect to be here past my 30's.

>>37633773
Does that mean your are exercising again? If so great news! Exercise is an excellent way to make use of energy.

>i don't even expect to be here past my 30's.
What do you mean?

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>>37633832
>Does that mean your are exercising again? If so great news! Exercise is an excellent way to make use of energy.
yeah, just a bit. whatever i find the motivation to do, and as long as it's not so hot out that i'm basically dying.

>What do you mean?
it's a long story, but i can't really see myself entering a "regular" life for a very long time. great if i can, but i honestly doubt it just from the way i am or the way i think.
i guess there's room for change, but i expect nothing. doesn't mean i'm not trying, though.

>>37633888
Wow I have never seen miru with lipstick before! Did you find this from VK?

>yeah, just a bit. whatever i find the motivation to do, and as long as it's not so hot out that i'm basically dying.
Pffft. You live in Germany or Austria right? How hot can it get?

What is different about your life right now that makes you think u cannot enter regular life? You are still very young I think? So u can adapt.

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>>37634096
>Wow I have never seen miru with lipstick before! Did you find this from VK?
it's secret ;)

>Pffft. You live in Germany or Austria right? How hot can it get?
38 degrees celsius last summer. likely a bit more this time around.
i'm white as snow, i wasn't made for this.

>What is different about your life right now that makes you think u cannot enter regular life? You are still very young I think? So u can adapt.
i'm sorry, it's all very private stuff so i can't go into detail, but yeah, i'm in my early 20's, so i'm sure my perception will change somehow.
i'm just in a giant hole right now, and nobody's got a ladder for me.

>>37634162
>it's secret ;)
From secret VK?

>38 degrees celsius last summer. likely a bit more this time around.
Was that peak temperature? That is very hot I think for Austria Germany! You are native of the area no? How did your ancestor survive?

>i'm sorry, it's all very private stuff so i can't go into detail, but yeah, i'm in my early 20's, so i'm sure my perception will change somehow.
>i'm just in a giant hole right now, and nobody's got a ladder for me.
I understand. If later you want talk we will be happy to listen. But you have good job yes? I would be surprised if you ehav difficulties in that category!

>>37634162
Have you ever considered travel? It might be fun if you don't think you have much to live.

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>>37634644
>From secret VK?
no, i was only pulling your leg. pulled it from a 2ch thread.

>Was that peak temperature?
not the hottest we've had, no. highest recorded temperature is 42.5c
>You are native of the area no? How did your ancestor survive?
my ancestors weren't crammed into humid metropolitan areas, they lived in forest. that's what i'm made for.

>I understand. If later you want talk we will be happy to listen. But you have good job yes?
i don't have a job. that's the main hurdle right now. the reasons why, like i said, are really private stuff, but trust me, i'm trying all i can.

>>37634675
i have, but money is a problem, and i've been meaning to save up for a car.

>>37634733
>no, i was only pulling your leg. pulled it from a 2ch thread.
Oh okay!

>not the hottest we've had, no. highest recorded temperature is 42.5c
Geez how can it get that hot? You aren't in a tropical environment.

>my ancestors weren't crammed into humid metropolitan areas, they lived in forest. that's what i'm made for.
Have you thought about moving to a forest? You can be a sasquatch! Just joking. But a small village would be better ?

>don't have a job. that's the main hurdle right now. the reasons why, like i said, are really private stuff, but trust me, i'm trying all i can.
I thought you have one for some reason. Want to go to school or army?

>i have, but money is a problem, and i've been meaning to save up for a car
A van? You could live mobile!

>>37634733
That is a funny shot! Miru?

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>>37635131
>Geez how can it get that hot? You aren't in a tropical environment.
not tropical, but all kinds of different elevations above sea level. i can't really answer that, though.

>Have you thought about moving to a forest? You can be a sasquatch! Just joking. But a small village would be better ?
you're a funny guy.
well, i came from my small hometown to vienna in search of work, there's no real alternative for young people other than that, but i am now applying to every state capital. i wish to find an apprenticeship in innsbruck, in tyrol. 22C peaks in summer there, and it's the most gorgeous state we have.

>I thought you have one for some reason. Want to go to school or army?
i already did 2 semesters of extra classes, cost me over 1.5 grand, and it's still hard to find work. not really interested in the army for now, but for more pragmatic reasons than "hurr army bad". i'm sure you understand.

>A van? You could live mobile!
nah, i'm a motorsports guy so something reasonably sporty but still cheap. something i can fuck with, too.

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>>37635246
>not tropical, but all kinds of different elevations above sea level. i can't really answer that, though.
Yes it is very mountainous I heard.

>well, i came from my small hometown to vienna in search of work, there's no real alternative for young people other than that, but i am now applying to every state capital. i wish to find an apprenticeship in innsbruck, in tyrol. 22C peaks in summer there, and it's the most gorgeous state we have.
I hope you get it! It's awful there are no good jobs outside of crowded cities, unless you like peasant work.

>i already did 2 semesters of extra classes, cost me over 1.5 grand, and it's still hard to find work. not really interested in the army for now, but for more pragmatic reasons than "hurr army bad". i'm sure you understand
That much?! I thought it is free. I understand you about army, it is not for everyone.

>nah, i'm a motorsports guy so something reasonably sporty but still cheap. something i can fuck with, too.
Oh you like muscle! You will have much better luck with babes than a van!

Sorry I have to go now. It was fun talking to you! I hope we will talk again maybe with a more lively thread yes?

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>>37635896
>I hope you get it! It's awful there are no good jobs outside of crowded cities, unless you like peasant work.
the way it works here is that you basically need an apprenticeship that goes on for 3-4 years if you want to really start a gainful career. yeah i'd do mostly anything to tide me over, but even that is proving not so easy right now.
but i agree with you, it's all part of their plan.

>I understand you about army, it is not for everyone.
it would be for me, i just don't agree with our current army intervention plans. i think they're pointless and not worth fighting over. i would absolutely defend my country in the case of some kind of attack.

>It was fun talking to you! I hope we will talk again maybe with a more lively thread yes?
if i see the thread, sure. nice talking to you too. see you soon!

>>37630982
i NEED to smell those pits
oregano