How do I become The Chad? ;_;

To be Chad you must be doing something with your life that gives you deserved confidence. You should be able to describe your current living situation to anyone within 1-2 sentences and have them immediately respect you.

"I live with some roommates and I work as a mechanic. I'm studying to do aircraft repairs"

>>37628596
What does living with roommates have to do with being chad lol, besides not living with your parents

Chad obviously is a homeowner since he was 10 y/o

>>37628596
I can do that
I could've done it my whole adult life
but I'm still a virgin

>>37628541
Hey I made the virgin on that pic, glad to see someone liked enough to make a chad version and post it

>>37629065
Chadness is a relative quality, and he's only giving an example of the idea, not saying that's the only correct way. Don't be ignorant.

i wanna post this on tv but theyll ban me

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>>37628541
OC comin through

>>37628541
If you keep your phone on during a movie I will murder you

>>37630725
Just stop you don't understand the meme at all.
Redditors like you are the reason every good joke gets ruined

>>37630725
I think its funny. don't what the other fag is talking about. It's as good as the others: ridiculously chady things to the point of being retarded, and ridiculously beta virgin things to the point of being retarded.

>>37631045
>reddit
I've been mainly browsing /r9k/ for the past three years

>ruined
people seemed to really enjoy it when I posted it yesterday, but I guess they were all just redditors too then

>>37631307
>agreeing with me
now that fag is going to accuse us of samefagging because the meme doesn't fit his warped interpretation of it

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>>37630729
a movie full of dumbfucks thought I was talking to the movie when I yelled "turn off the phone", because a phone rang in the movie the same time as some landwhale roastie was looking at her phone at max brightness in front of me.

>that's in the movie moron, hahaha!
even my family didn't notice the phone and thought I was retarded. I was fucking PISSED

>>37628541
get the chad "WOW" shirt

>>37631315
Yes, they were redditors.
You clearly failed to capture this meme.

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>>37631307
>>37631342
lol, nice samefag. you can't fool me

faggot
just a jape, friend, just a jape

but what if I am just a figment of your imagination, and we really are the same person?