Shit things that happened while high or drunk

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Shit things that happened while high or drunk 2017-06-10 09:47:26 Post No. 37628474
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Shit things that happened while high or drunk Anonymous 2017-06-10 09:47:26 Post No. 37628474 [Report]

i'll start.

>be me

>stoner 17 year old asshole

>sneak out the house to go smoke a few blunts with a friend

>smoke about 2 and a half before getting caught by my dad

>yelled at

>don't care, watch youtube videos and start getting hard

>start pulling on my dick

>go limp dick out of nowhere

>try for like 10 mins to get hard, not working

d-did i break my dick...

>freak out look, turn lights dick looks discoloured and kinda bent weird

>freak out more

I just broke my dick!!

>call paramedics

>can't go to the ER without my mom because i'm under 18

>go to the ER with my mom while i'm high as fuck

>spend around 5 hours there wanting to die

>go home and go right to sleep

>wake up the next day with a raging boner

>great fap

i hate myself.

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:21:46 Post No.37629082
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>>37628474
I think that image is false. There aren't any bones in the penis. It's moved by blood pressure, like spider limbs.

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:27:21 Post No.37629204
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>>37629082
Surely not, why would someone go through the trouble to photoshop bones in the penile limb?

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:29:12 Post No.37629237
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:29:12 Post No.37629237 [Report]

>>37629204
It provokes cringe in viewers, and could cause people to comment on it, resulting in (You)s

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:45:54 Post No.37629558
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:45:54 Post No.37629558 [Report]

>>37628474
>i hate myself.

Sounds like you should.

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:47:06 Post No.37629584
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:47:06 Post No.37629584 [Report]

>>37629204
because they're idiots, that's it

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:51:15 Post No.37629655
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:51:15 Post No.37629655 [Report]

That's not a human penis. All animals other than humans have penis bones

Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:53:01 Post No.37629689
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 10:53:01 Post No.37629689 [Report]

>rebbit spacing
>can't greentext properly
Remember to sage so the thread doesn't get bumped

Anonymous 2017-06-10 11:03:53 Post No.37629893
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Anonymous 2017-06-10 11:03:53 Post No.37629893 [Report]

>>37629082
Some other animals do have bones in their penises. It's probably just an image from one of those, especially considering it doesn't exactly look like a human penis.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/