Do girls really expect you to eat them out before sex?

desu I'm so embarrassed over my tiny dick I'd probably only ever try to eat them out and finger them.

>>37625323
If you're scared of eating pussy you're probably going after gross women or are maybe a little gay/bisexual.

>>37625323
I plan one using a wand vibrator, eating, fingering, playing with her body etc during sex so I mean why not

>>37625323
Am I the only one that actually enjoys eating women out?

>>37625323
It's not expected but it shows you're willing to put her pleasure over yours. It's good foreplay. Also, unless you know she's clean, don't fucking do it, man.

>>37625394
Fuck no, I love it, especially doing the 69, it's fuckin intense brah

>>37625394
>>37625408
BETA NORMALFAGS!!!! LOSERS! PUSSY SLAVES!!

>>37625323
Depends on the girl. I fucking love eating a girl out in any case. They love it if you get a good rhythm going and it warms them up for the main event. Just don't do it with girls who aren't clean.

I wouldn't say it's expected nearly as much as her giving you oral to start. But it's pretty dickish to fire straight in without it. Painful. Most dudes see fingerings as enough but I'm old enough to expect a man who'll Lick me out :)

>>37625323
no that's really fuckin beta

>>37625394
I like eating ass more than I enjoy sex

>>37625323
>Do girls really expect you to eat them out before sex?
yes
and not just once...
last time I wanted to fuck this girl I had to spend a fucking hour eating her out, and after that she was too tired to have sex so we just cuddled, fml

>>37625438
What's your Problem bruh?
Just cause some peoole out there enjoying life doesn'T make yours worse, jus B yourself n try get a girl, then u can talk with the big Boys like US (:

>>37625323
they say that they want it but in reality girls don't respect men who do it, eating pussy is seen as submissive

>>37625579
t. kh virgin

>>37625323
i'll bite
source?

>>37625394
>he enjoys being beta
might as well lock up your dick in a chastity cage, you're gonna get cucked hard

>>37625613
t. cuck

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>>37625680
>might as well lock up your dick in a chastity cage

>>37625323
ive never eaten out a girl, i fucked with 8 different girls and got blowjobs/handjobs from around 10 other, only started fucking around last year, lost virginity at 19, then no sex until 21, now 22

secret is to not give a fuck what the girl wants, and do just what you want, they like that

It's common courtesy. You don't have to bring her to orgasm or anything, just get her warmed up.

>>37625323

>Tfw, you will never give Elsa Jean that facial expression, by making gentle love to her.

Why even live. What is the sauce btw?

>>37625323
No. As a matter of fact you'd be surprised at how many wont even let you do it.

>>37625394
Isn't a little weird though?
>feel the stubbles (pussy hair) on your face
>that salty ooze entering your mouth while you say "oh baby, nomnomnom.. it's fucking delicious babe!"
>it always smell like armpits
>always end up having some lint and hair in your mouth afterwards
>have that copper/penny taste for days afterwards
fug id :DDD she puds benis in her mouf and suggg diggg x------------D

Almost never eat a girl out, I barely care if they cum at all

Not really. It's a damn shame, cause I love doing it but most girls don't care enough about their vaginal hygiene for it to be pleasant.

>>37625323
All that black cum residue

>not lubeing her cunny with your own saliva
>shiggy

>>37625323
To the same degree men expect to get their dick sucked. Though a lot more women are nervous/ashamed of being eaten out than men are about getting blown.

>>37627303
I wish I saved the screencap, but the chicks at /cgl/ were talking about, even after takingba shower, their labias were still filled with creamy smegma. The struggle is real.

sod om y
noun
sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation.


oral is sodomy so, no.

>>37625394
No, I fucking love doing it, feeling her legs shaking, hearing the moans, feeling her pussy getting wetter and wetter until she cums, then crawling up to give her a kiss so she can have a taste as well, until her refractory period is over then just diving straight back in

I love doing it so much I have my red wings

>>37627090
>vaginal hygiene

what does this mean and is it noticeable any other time

>>37627552
>red wings

You biker faggots are romanticized barbarians.

For the most part no. I did have a friend who's gf requested it every time though. Just make sure that it doesn't become an expectation.

>>37625394
I use to love eating pussy, I miss it desu
>six years

>>37625394
I enjoy it to. Especially when I turn her on her stomach, spank her like a little bitch, and then stick my face in her pussy before fucking her.

>>37627607
>Biker barbarians are overhyped criminals, faggots.
I fixed it for you.

>>>37627552
>Red wings.
So?
You THINK you have red wings
Have you ever eaten a fetus? (Patented unique sentence)
Have you ever eaten a partially birthed human fetus?
Headfirst or breech?

>he thinks he has red wings.

>>37625394

nop, the smell of a wet girl does something to my brain, its like sniffing glue.

>>37625323
Its not that they expect you to, it's just that the fact is that yoy'll probably have to if you want to satisfy them, and that you'll have to satisfy then if you want to keep them. So what they expect doesnt matter shit, really. If thats what you have to do then that's what it is.

>>37625733
Take what this anon says, but also don't forget to make her cum in a way that says "I want you to cum because I want it, not because you want it"

Example: this girl I used to bone was afraid of orgasming for whatever reason. One day were cuddling after she sucked me off and I start playing with her down there, and getting really aggressive. She tried to pull me off but was also moaning and didn't say to stop, so I kept going. As she was reaching climax she stopped fighting it and just dig her nails into my back. I took that as a cue to go as fast as I can. She came like crazy

>>37627598
Vaginal Hygiene
1: wash your body
2: wash your crotch
3: wipe in the proper direction
4: wipe until clean OR bathe
5: ensure that all foetal remnants are removed during an abortion
6: douche, but without causing fluid to enter the uterus. Wait 6 weeks after birth or 10 days after an abortion to douche.
7: wear clean panties daily
8: you can shave or let it grow, but if you can braid it and keep a potted plant in it it's too long.
9: if you like tight clothes in a hot environment it's going to breed unwelcome flora and fauna.
10: keep your flora and fauna in balance by using your wits. Don't fuck heroin injectinhg bisexual Haitian hemophiliac gym teachers or ex-MMA champions, or skanky people of any kind. Keep you sex partners fewer and of higher quality to avoid STD's, cooties.

>>37627785
Panties are nice.

Front by the pudenda is different than the vagina, and there's nothing wrong with further back if it's a delicate trace.

>>37625323
She is really fucking hot. Too lazy to seatch thread for a name. Name pls?

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>>37625323
Idk and idc but I'm not doing it

>>37627984
It's a studio called FemaleWorship

Can't find this video but there's lots o their stuff online

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58916af1449da

>>37628103
Thanks origino friendo.

>>37625394
I fucking love eating pussy. Especially if you are doing it to a girl that has a sensitive clit and you just hold her down as go to town while she squirms. And feeling them get wetter and wetter u til they beg you to just fuck them already.

Though for me lately, eating pussy has taken a backseat to eating ass.

>>37627050
Wow great summation. I imagine this is what girls feel when we stick our penis' in theys mouths

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>>37628234

>be me.
>I have eaten pussy once before.
>Go to a convention with another girl I have been seeing.
>We get super drunk afterwards.
>We start getting it on in our hotel room
>She makes me go down on her
>She literally tastes "salty"
>This bitch either didn't wash or tastes horrible
>It's been 4 minutes
>I literally can't take it any more but she keeps shoving her cunt in my face.
>I just told her I had enough and to get the fuck off.
>She gets a bit offended, I guess lol.
>I ruined the mood.
>I tell her is not my "thing" so she doesn't get offended.
>We don't fuck.
>She falls as sleep and "doesn't remember" the next morning.

>>37627050
>suggg diggg
Don't know why I laughed at that so hard

>>37628234
>beg you to just fuck them already.
My experience is theyll let me do it until orgasm before saying that

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>>37625323
What did theythemzumsome mean by this?

>>37628103
So what, is it cuck shit or something?

>>37625323
this is hot
looks comfy

>>37625476
came to post exactly this statement, exact same wording and everything

>>37625323
No, you just kiss and touch them for a while until their hole secretes mucous.

Pussy is delicious. Even Chad eats pussy. Not eating pussy is beta af

>>37625323
non-virgin cyborg here


A lot if not most girls aren't a big fan of getting their pussy eaten out by guys. They feel that it's kind of gay because that's what they do with other girls, and other girls are better at eating pussy than some clumsy guy. It's like a girl offering to give you a handjob.


When a girl hooks up with a guy she wants to hop on a hard dick, but ofc don't not play with her clit when banging her.

>>37625394
I do enjoy it if we give each other the succ. I always try 69ing but I only hook up with little girls and I'm too tall so we don't have that perfect ratio like two tetris blocks that fit. We just take turns giving each other mouth. That's often more fun that sweating and grunting all over each other.

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>>37625323
yes

this comment is not original

>>37628522
That's because the other guy has no clue what he is talking about. If you are directly licking her clit while it's sensitive, it's going ti over stimulate her and feel bad. The girl "begging" him to fuck her is just her nice way of saying "you suck at giving head so just get to the point already".

>>37627050
>it always smell like armpits
This but for some reason I like that smell

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>there is a 100% chance that putting your mouth on a non-virgin pussy will infect you with HPV that will later cause throat cancer

better have had a condom on your tongue or you're fuckin dead, kid

>>37625323
How else are you going to make the sufficiently wet you virgin?

>>37625394
No.

>>37625323
Don't be such a faggot: eating pussi is great.

>>37625356

You have to own that. I'm small down there too, but I don't want to come across as trying to desperately over compensate but doing too much oral/fingering.

You can't control dick size, just as she cannot control her vagina, or boob size. Work with what you got. I don't worry about my skin color, or height. Eye color, or hair? I understand dick size is different, but I'll be damned if I something I can't control has control over me.

>>37625323
Romans considered eating out a woman the gayest thing imaginalbe
gayer than taking it up the ass regularly form guys

ok so here's the deal

most people want to orgasm during sex

you've gotta talk to whoever you're fucking and figure out the best way that you can both orgasm

then you'll both have a good time

this isn't that hard

>>37627050
What the fug
You don't actually stick your tongue IN the vagina, do you? Why not just lick her clit? My gf cums pretty quick from just clitoral stimulation

>Finally get to eat pussy
>She's already dripping with links of juice clinging to her thighs
>Start with her thighs and move in slowly for the kill
>Absolutely intoxicated by it
>Get the clit between my lips and suck on it while fingering her
>She cums
>She says I was amazing
>Literally never done it before
People who don't like eating pussy are probably just fucking awful

>>37625323
no, but they do generally like sat sat there but b

>>37630969
>"Yeah Titus come let Varro fuck you up the ass LIKE A MAN. Leave that weird little Claudia girl alone. Don't you know touching girl parts is fucking gay? Real men like having semen churned into their shit!"

>>37625394
>all these replies

This board is dead. I knew it was dead a long time ago but this is another nail in the coffin.

>>37632234
>roooo people have sex, a board with no topic is dead
Fuck off back to /wiz/.

>>37627303
>Female smegma
Wait what?

>>37631406

I hear spelling out the alphabet with your tongue is also a failsafe technique

enjoy your oral herpes and eventual oral cancer, loss of vision, throat cancer etc.

>imma tripfag this shit
>>37631176
Yeah, of couse clit simulation can result in female orgasm in 5 minutes! But yeah..
I'm usually a lil tipsy when I go down.. so I fucking makeout with her southern lips.
Kek
>>37629878
I'm not against it, I love that musk... I'm trying to let the robots know whatz up.
>they finally get laid
>complain in /r9k/ that their vag smells like armpits with a cryingwojak.jpg
>>37628491
In my head, Spurdo's voice sounds like a funny, cute, high pitch guteral voice (lime jarjar binks but higher pitch)
>>37628403
My girl said it's a little fishy when she blows me again after a previous one hours earlier (dried up semen and her saliva). She said it gives her pleasure to please... i'm like bitch, it gives me pleasure!
>tfw we literally compete rock paper scissors to see you starts giving head
>inb4 why not both? (69)
It actually sucks.. you want to give full concetration.

>>37625579
dominant men can do submissive acts dominantly, you know

Did she have multiple black men inside of her? Why would you eat pussy that was nutted inside?

>>37632234

You are completely right. Even the non-virgins of the past r9k would argue that pussy eating is oddly beta and should not be expected as a regular part of sex.

Fuck all these faggots.

my gf doesn't like me eating her out, she's embarrassed about

>>37625323
Eating pussy is one of my favorite things to do.

>>37634907

Is your other favorite thing being a pussy?

>>37625579
>>37625733
this

horizontally

>>37634959
If you don't take pride in providing pleasure to your woman, you're not a real man.

>>37634959
Well you are what you eat anon

>>37625323
>expects his dick to get sucked
>won't eat pussy
Road goes both ways you fucking cuck

>>37625323
Never eat pussy and I'm married. She even sucks my dick.

Eating pussy is for 8th graders. Fuck that pussy and plant it deep.

>>37635203
Give them the dick, not a tongue.

>>37625323
I just like eating pussy desu

>>37625323
I want pussy eating advice from an actual girl. Don't want to see copied and pasted instructions, just girls saying what they prefer

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>>37625323
Unless you really know how to fuck, you better do it.
> Even an average cock can be painful for a girl, if she isn't aroused enough. This can make the sex tiresome for both sides.
> If you make her come while eating her out, you don't have to worry too much about how long you will last, because well.. she already came.
> Oral is more intimate than fucking. And the girls love this on the long run.
> It's way more easier to stimulate the clit with you mouth, than the vagina with you dick. The clit is for pleasure, and if you are not retarded, you will not fuck it up. But it's easy to suck at fucking, because the girl has to be in a certain emotional state (in a fucking naughty state) to enjoy it.

>tfw reluctantly willing to eat pussy, grossed out by the taste and texture
>but I love eating ass more than having sex and can do it for hours if she lets me

Whats wrong with me?

>>37635677
I do both. Women can have multiple orgasms.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5772f2f668310

>>37625356
What size is it? If it's at least 5 your fine. If it's at least 4 your still probably fine if it's not a pencil and you get them wet and turned in first. They surveyed women to pick a giant cock or a micro dick and the majority picked micro bc they wouldn't be in pain and they probably mastererd oral. So if smaller than 4 better start practicing