List of tell tale signs that someone is autistic
Number 1 is owning a tri-fold wallet.
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>>37622483
Nah, the number 1 sign is giving a shit about arbitrary things people do that effect you in no way shape or form
And number 2 is making lists.
>>37622654
what if i make lists because i have a horrible memory that forgets shit daily?
>>37622654
Spotted the autist.
oreganobrazzers
>>37622483
Velcro wallets
>>37622688
tri folds are worse than velcro. Atleast velcro can make a comeback in retro phases that always come around.
I wish I had a wallet that had a memopad built into it. I can find some memopad holders that have some pockets, which could be used as a wallet, but typically they'd only be able to hold like 2 cards and usually no cash.
>>37622483
Just got one yesterday, before this one i had a velcro trifold. Im not autistic tho,i'm even engaged
Fidget spinners are the true sign of autism of our time
>>37622843
>>37622688
>tfw have a trifold, velcro wallet, emblazoned with the logo for 80's super group Asia.
>>37622843
HYPER AUTIST FOUND!!!
Probably has a trifold Velcro wallet with a fucking belt chain!!
>>37623064
holy shit ultra cringe dude
I've had a trifold velcro wallet all my life but I have a gf so HAH
>>37623184
>implying you arent jealous of my two dollars
I even have a picture of my sweetheart in it now
>>37622654
So basically you then?
>lacks sensitivity to couth volume levels when engaged in conversation
>Feels physical pain when someone mis-states a fact--even if extremely benign
>>37622483
>he keeps his money in a wallet
>he doesn't keep all his bills taped to the inside of his thigh so his balls slap them all day
>he doesn't keep loose coins and credit cards up his honed, tight Aryan anus
>he doesn't in this way immediately establish dominance through the act of paying at the cash register, or showing the cop his license when pulled over
What a fucking betalord, TOP KEK my man we are all laughing SO HARD at you here in the palatial Alpha Robot penthouse club, even the butler is laughing at you in between grunts of pain as we kick him for daring to bring us imperfect tendies, or spills some of the Mountain Dew on his tray.
>>37623596
This is how one detects an autist >>37623596
what's wrong with a trifold wallet
>>37623843
Its the wallet fedora
>>37623977
what kind of wallet are you supposed to use then?
>>37623989
veIcro
Why do you listen to this person, there's nothing weird about tri-fold wallets or cargo shorts.
>>37623989
Bi fold or money clip