>Want to buy a video game. >Get $5 worth of BitCoin >Wait

>>37622129
Because I'm too autistic to know how to buy it
Don't have a bank account
Only have $2.50 to my name
Am probably wasting that on soda later today.

Bitcoin chads need to fuck off. They aren't robots, they're cyborgs with fat stacks. I'd be rich now if I would've bought when I wanted to a few years ago when silkroad got shut down, but if you have enough money sitting around to "invest", you have life on ezmode and aren't a true robot.

>>37622174
https://www.buybitcoinworldwide.com/
Put in your area (America I assume) and how you want to pay for it.
It's SUPER easy especially for Americans.

>>37622205
It's at an alltime high right now
Should I invest my $2.50 now, or wait until it goes down?

>>37622249
Highest ever recorded was like $3200
Currently it's wavering between $2800 and $2700
Personally I'd wait for it to drop to $2700 and then hold for $3000

>>37622299
Dubs checked
How do I get started?
Is it realistic for me to actually make something off my smol $2.50?

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>>37622129
I am though~

>>37622249
There was a swing to $2600 earlier this week. BTC is currently being pumped and will probably hit 3.1-3.2k before the next severe correction. I'd expect a swing of -25% to occur when it happens

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>>37622129
I don't understand how I would use and hold on to my Bitcoin or even access it

I have an S7 Galaxy and assume the Bitcoins would be digitally accessed through my phone but I don't quite understand how to buy with Bitcoin or even what program need to count or exchange my Bitcoin on my phone.

Honestly I only really want Bitcoin if when the prices rise I can sell for cash to my bank account

>>37622343
>How do I get started?
If you don't have a bank account, you could go to localbitcoins and try to find something. Most people will not take paypal, they just want direct deposits. You get fucked a little on rates though

If you have a CC/Debit card, coinmama will allow up to $150 purchases without ID/Bank verification. But going to a low-fee exchange with your ID and an ACH deposit is the ideal and will give you the best rates

>Is it realistic for me to actually make something off my smol $2.50?
Probably not; You need enough to buy in, and tx fees are really high right now due to network congestion.

I'd say $50 is the minimum to get into it right now. Afterwards, you can gamble on altcoins during a bubble and chase the whales. Lots of people on /biz/ scam each other on altcoins trying to pump & dump, but if you can time the market right, yuge gains are possible