What's it like first time having sex?

>>37621300
It was short, somewhat disorienting. Also aim lower than you think.

>>37621300
it feels like salty coins and milk

>>37621300
First time is awful but it'll get better. Turns out sex is difficult

Fucking leave you normie mother fucker, ask some normie fucking board

>>37621300

Me and my ex-gf were both virgins (and teens, teehee)

Her pussy was really tight, and it took like thirty minutes just to get my dick in all the way. Missionary is the best position for a first time. She groaned and said ow a lot during it, probably because it was her first time and I was pounding her really hard. I took about 45 minutes to cum, maybe cause my body was shocked I was finally having sex. I came on her asscheeks. That was my first time

>>37621334
Is this some new meme im not aware of?

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>>37621375
damm 45 minutes of virgin pussy fucking?
she must have been walking side to side the whole next day

>>37622753
The only new thing here is you

>>37621300

Were you molested or something? Not being a dick, but what you;re describing sounds like what sex assault go through when they start dealing with sexual intimacy on their own terms.

Anyways, get drunk. Just the right amount of drunk.

My first time having sex proper I had just turned 18 and was borderline blackout drunk. I had stolen some dude's gf and went home with her, don't remember much of the bus ride to her place except that a pack of normies were cheering for us while she sat and grinded on me. I ended up in her basement and strugged to put an old condom on before she gave me the okay to go balls deep no condor and I did.

Before that I was just spilling spaghetti everywhere and was scared to do anything with every girl that went on a pity date with me, even the sluttiest girls around who had my dick in their mouth I was scared to even touch their boobs.

So back to the girl who fucked me. It was my first but definitely not hers. She didn't notice that I was a virgin though. I only told her the morning after (not recommended but it worked out in my favor). The fact that we were both perfectly drunk, especially me, made it flawless.

We banged for like an hour, then banged again, and we banged again the morning when we woke up and she was like "oh HEY I know you!"

>>37621316
>Also aim lower than you think.

100000% this, if you're gonna go missionary, the pussy is always lower than where you think it is.

>>37621300
>I tried jerking off with a condom and felt pretty much nothing, and im uncut with a very sensitive dick.

You are supposed to pull the foreskin all the way back before putting on the condom you tard. And if you go limp you need to put on a new condom after you get hard again, otherwise the condom will likely break.

>>37622902
No, i have not been molested. I just dont let people touch me that often, i never had a girlfriend, the only time i did something with a girl was when i was drunk and i feel very different around her, because she makes me feel shit i didnt know was possible.
And yes i thought about getting a bit drunk. I flat out turn into a chad when im drunk, but idk it sounds like "cheating".
+ i want the full experience.
>>37622953
I did pull the foreskin, im not that retarded.

>>37621300
It's either going to be embarrassingly short as you cum immediately or embarrassingly long as you have trouble cumming/staying hard. First time isn't fun, just get it over with.