NEET

>NEET
>routines

Not neet but

M-F

6am to 6pm work
6pm to 7pm dinner
7pm to 8pm workout
8pm sleep


S-S
6am to 11pm spend day with girlfriend and fuck her 5 times per day on average

>>37621246
Fucking chad gtfo REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37621048

>NEET
>faps only two times
>takes a shower

fake news

>wake up whenever
>go pee and fill some water from the bathroom sink
>drink it, eat something, or don't
>catch up on 4chan and youtubes
>say hello to my friends on steam and discord
>play some games or read some manga maybe
>get some more water and eat something
>feel bored while repeating the same as earlier
>have 9 or 10 beers and some potato chips
>go to sleep whenever

repeated every day

>in b4 wake up rested and ready for a day of self improvement and writing my novel

>>37621048
>browse 4 chin
>check youtube subs
>check camgirl sites
>fap
>play vidya

do these pretty much at random until i am tired and go to sleep. been doing it for almost a decade.

>wake up at 2pm
>go play games
>check 4chan and discord
>play more games
>apply for jobs
>read up on the 4chan
>sleep at 6am

I hate this

wake up at 4 AM
computer x3
shower
computer x10
read
computer x10
go to sleep at 8 PM

eating is continuous throughout the day

>>37621048
>wake up at 7am
cafe con leche and peanut butter jelly on some toast
>7am-12pm
shitpost, fap, nap, vidya, animu, eat. any order.

wake at 7:30 am
wait for parents to leave house
smoke weed around 9~10am
computer for 7 hrs.
die on the inside because my mmorpg numbers are lower than some cuck who's spent 3k+ on the game.

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What about the language learning, the violin and piano mastery and fucking my girlfriend when im at work?

>wake up whenever
>lay in bed wishing I'd die
>browse /r9k/
>if I woke up before dinner time I'd get something to eat
>browse /r9k/
>get tired
>fall asleep
>repeat
Vidya tv and anime aren't fun anymore. Browsing this board is all I do

>>37621048
>1:30 PM
Wake up
>1:31 PM
Go back to sleep

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>wake up after sleeping for 10 hours
>spend entire day on computer
>eat meals usually every 5 hours, snacks in between
>go to bed after 15 hour day
Because of my erratic sleep pattern I always wake up 1 hour later than the day before, and I'll sleep during the day for weeks or months at a time. Anything else I need to get done I just do as it comes. If it's at a time where I'm sleeping than I just stay up and the cycle repeats. I can't conform to a routine whatsoever and my day constantly changes.

Wake up at random times
play video games at random times
beat it at random times
eat at random times
fall asleep at random times

my life is in shambles I want to end it

>Wake up tired af at 8 am, time to work
>activate nespresso machine, take a piss and decide what fucked up version of my hairstyle it'll be that day
>sit down behind my applefag mcbook with coffee, check up on a dozen work e-mail adresses and answer the most urgent ones
>finish morning with marketing related tasks, e.g. setting up a commercial e-mail campaign or filling a musicians facebook page with his/her/their latest tour dates
>spend afternoon studying and doing journalism related objectives; I'm studying journalism, switching to commercial economics next year
>after dinner, finish answering and sending e-mails and then (1) IV-administer half a gram of ketamine or (2) go to the movies or (3) browse 4chan until bedtime

For a student, I've managed to do pretty well I guess. I make more than most wagecucks, working a home-job that takes half days which I can schedule myself. And found the most clingy gf in town who's as much as a druggie as I am

>>37621048
I'm not NEET anymore, but I can tell you about how it was for a time

>wake up 2-3 pm
>possibly masturbate
>shower and piss, maybe shit too but not in the shower
>turn on computer
>eat some food
>play games, masturbate, eat more food, watch porn, watch shows, browse this board when it was better than now etc.
>quick fap before bed at 5 am
>sleep or fail to sleep

It was lonely sometimes, but you get used to it. I just needed enough entertainment to distract myself from my sad existence. I'm no longer NEET but still sad. didn't get better

>>37621048
>waking up in AM time
normal faggot.

>>37621246
where do you work for 12 hours a day?

>>37621246
that sounds boring as fuck

>>37621048
>Wake up at 11am no later then noon.
>Eat left over dinner for breakfast, if none then either find something to eat or cook something up.
>Listen to music on iPod until 5 pm as well browse/shitpost on phone in living room.
>Eat dinner at 5, then go to room.
>Start up computer, and Vidya, play Vidya until midnight. Unless it's Wednesday or Saturday, then play Vidya until 11:20 pm then take a shower.
>Everyone is long asleep so go to living room again. Listen to music on iPod, browse/shitpost on the internet until 2 am, eat some leftovers some time during this period.
>Go to room and usually procrastinate going to bed until 2:30 am, then actually go to bed.
>Repeat.

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>>37622218

We know you have the day off, wagie. We don't want to have you fighting with our cumdump. Just keep you at peace with stories of monotony until you go back to work and we take her like she's been waiting for it her whole life. The last time we did it she was joking about how you have nightmares about work. Cuck-a-doodle-doo mother fucker.

>Get up at 9-10 make nice brekky
>eat brekky while surfin, chill out
>12 go for bikeride or do house work, go shopping etc
>4-5 wife home from work, hang out for an hour or two then she makes dinner.
>7 Watch the americans and possibly sex after
>10 cuddle then sleep.
Repeat

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>wake up by noon
>browes /r9k/ and play CS for 14 hours straight
>close pc at 1 to 3 AM
>fap to gay porn because straight doesnt make me hard anymore on my bed
>look back on my day and life
>cry
>sleep
rinse and repeate

>Wake up at 6:00am out of habit
>Make breakfast for myself ( Cereal or if in a good mood pancakes)
> End up waking roommate with smell and making breakfast for her too
> Watch anime and play vidya till 10pm
> Masturbate
> Sleep
> Repeat

I have a roommate to split rent, not because I have friends (Though she's okay)
I also dont work for more then a week a year because I inherited my dads business and live off of what he built up.

>>37624073

Does your wife know you browse a board full of up-and-coming school shooters? What does she think of that? Also, what measures are you taking to prepare yourself for when she cheats on you and leaves you for a better guy?