Autist trying his luck in a club

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Alright lads, got a little story for you about one of my latest failures with women. I dont know why stuff like this always happens to me, the virgin and beta scent probably isnt a meme. I am unironically autistic as well, slightly at least, was diagnosed by a doctor.
I wanted to ask you what I should have done differently (inb4 dont go clubbing). Personal anecdotes are also appreciated.

>be me
>sophomore on a university
>go clubbing with group of 5 dudes, all close friends
>loads of girls in there, club is known as making out mecca
>one friend spots a group of 5 women
>dance our way to them slowly
>I dance closest to them
>they are all smiles
>women start to open their circle
>suddenly get pushed to the side by them, they shove/kick/elbow me, even spotted a big bruise on my ribcage on the next day
>make way
>they go to my friends, start dancing with them
>4 friends dance with 5 women
>1 of them doesnt have a dancing partner, ofc it is the fat ugly friend
>dont find her attractive but brocode demands me to distract her for the sake of my friends
>fattie looks slightly mad because she didnt get anyone
>approach her, use flirting techniques my friends told me to, she musters me
>stick out my hand to shake hers, say "Hi, I am Anon, and you are?"
>she just looks at me, then says "Not interested", and goes away
>I keep some space to my group now as well, since it is getting really hot between the dancing pairs
>later fattie comes back, sees 3 couples making out, looks really mad, grabs girl of last couple who are not kissing, drags her away
>my friend looks startled, his acquaintance as well, but place is too crowded to follow them
>go to friend, ask him what to do
>looks at me and says "Anon, you bottled it, didnt you?"
>says whatever, then tells me goodbye and leaves since he only lives 5 minutes away
>am now trapped with 3 couples

TLDR; autist goes clubbing, tries his luck with women, fails miserably
Funny side note, that wasnt even the worst thing on that day.