What was the most normie moment in your life robots?

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Being in the Navy and hanging out with awkward dudes from nuke school like myself.

That was three years ago. Now im jobless, friendless, and +100 lbs. of sadness.

>>37620059
Would you recomend joining the navy if you're a robot?

>>37619981
i tried asking out a girl once

never again

>>37620073
Only if you can work hard, and being over 21 is a definite plus. Most people look out for each other and there are a lot of cool dudes. Plus everyone's got cool stories and stupid things happen all the time.

It's pretty hard to be a robot when your working everyday on a ship.

High school
oREEEEEEEEEgano

>>37620160
>Hey, dude just ask her out.
>The worst that could happen is she says no.
Worst. Advice. Ever!

>>37620306
pathetic
oringenaloreonion

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Last week I slept with this girl I met at a bar. I wasn't even trying to get with her, she just offered me a lift home. Also I literally mean I just slept with her, we made out and grinded a bit but I fell asleep.

>>37620306
Why? Like, I get that worse things than "no" can happen, but do you genuinely expect every woman to say yes?

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>>37619981
21 years old
Dropped 40lbs
Get drunk with friend, q.t comes to the park because boyfriend ditched her. Long story short we had a threesome.

Going to prom. In my defence, it was by sheer accident

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I went full Chad at this summer internship I joined a few years ago. I had cute girls literally writing me little letters with hearts on them and fighting over my attention like I was in a Chinese cartoon.

Then the wagecuck life got to me and I quit and never made it back to that version of myself.

>>37619981
Last week when I had sex
>Last for 15 seconds, with a condom on

>>37620306
If I asked a girl out I'd have the embarrassing memory haunt me for the rest of my life, popping up in my head causing me to go into an autistic fit of rage and hurt myself, who the FUCK thinks that the worst that can happen is that she says no?

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When i knocked out Chad in front of a crowd and the entire party started clapping.

i got twerked on at a party for 20 seconds
the rest of the 2 hours i was just standing by myself

>>37620819
>and then you woke up
it's originalfuck you robot

>>37620306
> Worst. Advice. Ever!
Who talks likes this

I went on a date with a girl from tinder. Didn't go that well, we never saw eachother after that.

Said something funny to my friend, the class heard it and laughed.

made me feel great for months desu

>>37620866
roasties
in the most original way

>>37619981
Lost my virginity to two other chicks who where also virgins at an earlier age than most normies. It singlehandedly fended off accusations of "Nerd" and bullying in general by reputation alone for the rest of that year.

>>37619981
Having a girl ask me out

>university 2nd year
>be nice to a group of girls that share the same classes as me for the past semester
>evening after classes
>walk towards my car in the parking lot
>one of the girls from that group walks with me
>"hey, do you want to do something with me tomorrow?"
>"like go watch a movie or something"
>"-uhh no... I'm... I don't really feel like doing stuff.. in the near future..."
>"-but I'll let you know if I change my mind!"
>get in my car and drive home