fembots, how big are your areolas?

>>37619949
>tfw before a friend started dating a girl, he showed me a picture of her and i said "she looks like she has big nipples"
>he's now in a longterm relationship with her

I would estimate them to be about 1 inch in diameter. Pepperoni nipples are disgusting.

>>37620041
how do u look like you have big nipples?

>>37620052
t. jelly areolalet

>>37619949
Giant areola are the hottest, made only hotter if the entire nipple region is darker in color.

But I have a lactation fetish, and that generally happens when a woman is producing milk, so maybe I'm biased.

>>37619949
Tiny lel

>>37620052
>t. nipplet

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The size of a nickel, I think.

>>37620105
Post proof pls, nickels are my favorite coin.

>>37620105
you dont have to reply to every thread you faggot

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>>37620118
What? It's fun.

>>37620096
how tiny femanon?

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>>37620257
what are u trying to say, that yours are big? how big are your areola and tits

>>37620282
36E and probably like a half dollar (USD) size, give or take. puffy and pink tho

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>>37620089
Das rite mah nigga. I can't disagree with your taste.

>>37620297
Oh my God, you have to post proof (if you're real) femanon. pls

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>>37620297
post em so i can fap later today, pls

>>37620297
>half dollar size
thats not really that big though for that size is it?

also send them to me on kik so i can worship you

>>37620380
Okay so like what the fuck is KIK. I'm 27 so this is clearly a generational thing right? Most people I know my age just use LINE or Discord

>>37620413
would you actually send pics through line?

>>37620413
its what normies use to chat i think desu

my discord is feral88#4086 btw

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The change in size actually. I think it's dependant on temperature or hormones or something

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>>37619949
>tfw no huge areola gf

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>>37620513
Same again. Size isn't a constant thing

>>37620513
>>37620534
fuck me, I could spend hours sucking these

>>37620548
my gf's areolas do that too. I think areola skin is similar to ballsack skin desu

>>37620579
Yeah just stretchy. Can literally squeeze them smaller

>>37620599
do you like your bigger areolas or are you insecure about them like most roasties?

>>37620628
Literally never occured to me that would be something to be insecure about. Like, no one cares.

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areolas are the most underrated part of the female body desu

>>37620669
do u have more pics femanon i need to cum ty

>>37620705
Not really no. Origino

>>37620548
how big are your udders? i want to milk them

>>37620868
30ff. Not that big

>>37620904
Why the fuck would you browse this shithole with that kind of body of yours?

>>37620904
thats pretty big to me, are they large enough for titfucks? thats the difference between big and small imo

>>37620933
i have a 9" dick (inb4 lies) but i browse r9k, its a funny board

>>37620936
>tfw 36E and love giving paizuri

;___;

>>37621018
will you give me a virtual paizuri femanon? i promise to be lewd

>>37620933
Because what does a body mean for anyone. For the ugly, the socially incapable. Every girl has a body.. and mine is by most standards not that great. I just happen to not be particularly not overweight. Big deal
>>37620969
Yeah body parts don't mean shit desu
.

>>37621065
well having a 9" dick does mean something when I'm having sex desu, but i get wat your saying boobs don't do much

>>37621131
This harks of role play now

>>37619949
Pretty small thank goodness. Big areolas are disgusting.

>>37620969
Ok mandingo lets see what you got

puffy nips > big areola
But the only interesting part is getting to play with and tease them in any case.

>>37621131
Dude stop lying on the internet goldstein

>>37621149
>>37621186
uh i can prove it just give me some contact info i guess

>>37621192
No just post a pic faggot

>>37621216
>faggot
>begging some guy online for dick pics
hmm

>>37621234
Yep I was aware of the irony as I posted you clever cunt.

About the size of a dime give or take depending on cycle.

>>37621277
do they get bigger than that? or only smaller

>>37621320
Slightly bigger. Around a dime to around a penny.

>>37621379
How big are your boobies overall?

>>37621405
Non-existently flat to a very very slight curve also depending on cycle.

>>37620118
>global rule 13
report avatarfags if you know this to be one

>>37621436
do u have kik? flat chest is love femanon

>>37621436
So you a loli body type?

>>37621436
How sensitive are your areolas/nipples? I heard somewhere that smaller tits have more sensitivity.

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>>37621436
>tfw B cup
>tfw titcow compared to this femanon

>>37621436
Could you post some pics? If not, do you have any contact info? For science

>>37621504
Describe these B cups to me femanon.

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>>37620548
>>37620513

>tfw your brain is mad at the roastie for being here but your dick isn't

Why were boys created this way anons?

>>37621504
How come you won't post proof? :(
Is it too much to ask for?

>>37621520
They're normal tits I guess. Not big, no big areolas either, pink nipples. I like them but they're by no means special.

>>37621534
Are they saggy/perky/sensitive? Pink nipples are pretty great btw desu, I love them

>>37621534
Will you add me on Snapchat if I post my ID? Curious about your boobs, I'll be honest

>>37619949
the lack of big areola femanons in this thread is depressing

>>37621496
Fine until 2 weeks before periods where they gain some mass and then they just feel bruised and get the same kind of twinge you get from your funnybone from just about anything.
>>37621477
Never got into kik.
>>37621483
I'd call it more of the 12yo boy body archetype than anything.

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>>37621534
they would be special to me if you were my gf

There are no females on this board. It's just guys posting a bunch of fake pics. stop it pls.

>>37621578
Perky and sensitive. I like my nipples too.

>>37621596
I don't even have a snapchat, that's for basic normie bitches

>>37621504
Shut up..

Unoriginally

>>37621607
Also asking >>37621596 to you, I just like boobies

>>37621607
any way to contact u femanon?

>>37621607
>>37621633
You guys should timestamp. Doesnt have to be nude

>>37621633
Those sound fantastic, I'm glad you like them. Do you like them to be sucked or bitten on? Are you one of those girls that can cum from just a mouth on their tits?

>>37621633
I mean my Snapchat is just a throwaway, which is why I'm willing to post it, but hey, live your life. I just want a girl to watch me while I jerk off to /e/

>>37621678
Never happened and obviously too smol to suck my own titties so I couldn't say. I do enjoy nipple stimulation but I don't think I can come just from it.

>>37621695
are you white? white chestlets are the worst

>>37621721
Yeah, white as milk.

>>37621758
srsly tho, will u msg me on skype femanon?

>>37621758
Time stamp those pale white tits

>>37621784
You type like a 12 year old.

>>37621795
I'd rather not post my tits.

>>37621822
Doesnt have to be nude :3

>>37621822
>I'd rather not post my tits
you don't really have tits you chestlet

>>37621695
Can you post or PM them? Also what do you do with them when you masturbate?

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>>37620319
Damn straight.

I like them big, dark and full of milk.

>>37621868
B cups a-aren't that small, shut up anon.

>>37621905
I usually play with my nipples a bit when I start touching myself but the main focus is my clit/vagoo after a few minutes.

>>37619949
I think I recognise that rack.

Anyway, big areolas are only good if they're nice and pale. Dark nipples are disgusting.

>>37621966
whose are they, gimme a name

>>37619949
Luckily normal-sized. Huge nipples always grossed me out, but to each their own.

>>37621960
>a-aren't
You type like a loser, stop that chestlet

>>37620513
Perfect areola colour. That's how they should look. Not dark and lumpy like >>37621922. Those look rancid.

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>>37622019
dark areolas are the best, take that back now

>>37619949
It depends really.
Tfw chestlet, so small nips off the bat, when hard or touched the nipple is really prominent and pointy, and the areola is small (about the diameter of a nickel).
Most of the time they're like really puffy though, which I know some people like, but it looks weird and kind of embarrasses me.

>>37622019
>Those look rancid
No, they look normal for someone after pregnancy.

>>37621620
If that's what you want to believe. No loss for me

>>37622085
he meant there are no females with big areolas here, which is kinda true

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>>37622057
I fucking won't. This is how they should be. It should be very close to skin tone.

Fat chick for fat chick. Could give a slim with smaller areolas as an example, too, if need be.

>>37621960
Have you ever had sex? Do you like when someone else's mouth is wrapped around your nipples?

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>>37622113
that is truly an awful pic my man, your aren't convincing anyone with that

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>>37622109
He meant there were no females. That is literally what he said. "Big" is relative but plenty would consider pic related to be so. Or are you looking for them to be extreme

>>37622124
Nope, never have any never had anyone's mouth on my body.

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>>37622158
i was joking before, but all the roasties in here are dime sized and the girl you posted isn't here in this thread

>>37622167
Do you fantasize that you had one on your body? Do you fantasize what it would be doing?

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>>37622148
I could post thousands of pics of superior nipples.

You're wrong. And we can fight, if you won't accept the truth.

>>37622204
What are you talking about. I posted two other pictures of the same boobs. My boobs

>>37622215
Yeah definitely. Seems hot

>>37622223
then post a pic that actually proves your point dude, its pretty simple

>>37622243
Can I contact you so we can talk more? I have a few more questions.

>>37622229
oh your the girl that always posts the same pics in tit threads. No wonder hes skeptical desu

>>37622280
I don't tend to take many tit pictures. But I've only posted here 3 times max so that's extreme.

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>>37622280
Also only posted the last one ever

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>>37622256
I dunno, man. I can't really be bothered. How many times would you tell someone the sky is blue before you just gave up on them?

>>37622332
>Also only posted the last one ever
what?

can't tell if this is you, is this a new one or something?

>actual girls (female) will post their tits but they won't have a gangbang with a dozen horny robots
I just don't get women.

>>37622350
>I can't really be bothered
your obviously bothering if you are posting a pic, the issue is that all you are proving is that darker is better

>>37622278
[email protected]
I'll be taking a shower though, so I'll answer in a bit.

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>>37622385
The blue hair picture is the only one I've shared. There was no reason for suspicion before it

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>>37619949
Nickel or quarter sized, give or take a little. It's shark week so they're a bit more puffy than usual. I'm a disgusting chestlest anyway, so either way it wouldn't do anything for a guy.

Is it autistic if I actually held up a quarter and nickel to my nips?

>>37622332
Timestamp please.

Not original enough.

>>37622452
How taste your tits?

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>>37622417
You're hopeless, anon. You're irredeemable and you'll never learn. I don't like you at all.

Go ahead and keep posting your terrible idea of terrible titties.

>>37622457
I'm wary. Once you prove shit you get reposted. Like the fembot timestamped pic collector thread recently. I got reposted and it wasn't even a r9k timestamp

>>37622458
Probably like skin. Salty perhaps. I don't know

>>37622452

Great. Thanks for the fucking boner. How am I supposed to walk with this thing in my pants.

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Small can be good, too.

>>37622452
nigga ive seen u post the other pics, they even show up on google reverse

>>37622495
Don't see how it would be much of an obstruction. But why do you need to walk around if you're browsing here

>>37622475
Fair enough I guess.

Would you do it somewhere outside of the 4chins?

>>37622511

I'm outside looking for my coyote friend if you must know.

>>37622489
Are you virgin? I guess you're ugly.

>>37622501
What. never even posted the first one anywhere for the reason I didn't like how the nips looked. The only one that comes up on Google leads to tumblr alone. Wtf are you talking about.

>all of these chestlets thinking they're titcows
Pathetic thread. I could smother you all to death with my cowtits.

>>37622529
Sounds like you want nudes emailed/texted directly to you, personally, every single day.

>>37622548
Sure but Youre probably ugly yourself but I'm not holding it against you on a fucking image board. You might learn one day to not judge people by looks.

And that is why im not a virgin

>>37622563
>smothered to death by cowtits
This should be an option in all euthanasia clinics.

>>37622563
post your boob and areola stats please

>>37622563
If you're meaning me I never said I was a Titcow so get over it

>>37622577
it's not your face?>>37620680

>>37622560
from the looks of it, you tend to take alot of tit pics. I'll stop with that though

>>37622567
Well i mean to be fair who doesnt want that?

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Did somebody say big areolas?

>>37622620
I don't because they're kinda shit tits. Droopy, wonky. but it's nice if a thread pops up that may appreciate them for once.

>>37622563
>tfw chestlet
>tfw being dominated by a mighty titcow queen is my fetish

>>37622658
All boobies deserve praise. Even the wonky ones.

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>>37622631
>>37622452

I don't. Tits are useless to me if there is no pretty face. And it appears this one isn't a looker.

>>37622658
OP here and I appreciate them, how can I contact you worship them 24/7?

>>37622658
Don't be hard on yourself. My girlfriend has lopsided breasts, one is just a little bigger than the other. Also, both nipples are inverted. She's pretty self conscious about both aspects, but I think they're great.

All breasts are wonderful in their own way.

>>37622691
Can i see your vulva?

>>37622673
>>37622706
Not her but I feel better about my boobs now. Thanks nice anons.

>>37622793
what is "wrong" with your tits?

>>37622682
Tits are useless to you in general it appears. Much like a unicorn or something
>>37622706
Ah that's nice of you. Im old enough to realise it somewhat now, but i have down dats.It is very common but I know a lot of people do care. They just happen to be people I want fuck all to do with. So in one way it's kinda a blessing. A good filter.

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>>37622706
>All breasts are wonderful in their own way.
An objective truth, maybe even a fact.

Except for deflated pancake titties, of course.

>>37622691
I've had bad experiences with robots if I'm being honest. No offense meant to you but I've given up trying to talk to them

>>37622691
I want to sex with you.

>>37622846
Agree. Too many Virgins berate normal looking titties as ugly. There are some truly exceptional ugly cases but I wouldn't make a girl feel bad over it either.

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>tfw have weird Asian nipples where your areolas are much lighter than your button-looking nipples

Feels bad, man

>>37622868
lets have sex anon

>>37622917
>tfw my tittycow gf has this
i've become a fan of asian tittes after dating one desu

>>37622917

I like them. But I have a penis so that is inevitable.

>>37622612
No but I'm not convinced she's any better looking than me.

>>37619949
SEX SEX LET'S HAVE SEX.

>>37622842
>Ah that's nice of you. Im old enough to realise it somewhat now, but i have down dats.It is very common
Not common enough for me to understand what that is. Little help?

>>37622882
>Too many Virgins berate normal looking titties as ugly
This. A million times, this. I think it's because most people get their fap fix from pictures of professional porn stars who all have bodies that are "perfect". Breasts, pussy, ass, everything. Then they see actual normal versions of these things and are disappointment that they aren't like the one's they're used to.

I will say, though. Even though my girlfriend has the slightly lopsided breasts and inverted nipples she hates, her pussy is perfect. Like, 100% something you'd see in quality porn. It's awesome.

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>>37622917
I like those.
I want to see what they'd look like after I impregnate you, as they become larger and heavy with milk.
That little belly would look so beautiful becoming big and round as our child grows inside you.

>>37623007
I mean like. Lopsided or droopy in shape. Most boobs are to an extent. Particularly noticeable cases less so, but in this world of many different bodies and many tits there are still fucking loads of cases. You will also tend not to see them online because of insecurity. And yup. Tits aren't all there is to a body. I happen to have always been happy with my puss and butt too

>>37623007
Yeah I meant "down days" as in I'm bothered sometimes but less than I used to kek

>>37623073
I like a good butt.

>>37623073
Well, whatever. You just need to find someone who appreciates the quirks. Like me, only not me because I'm taken.

May I suggest someplace that isn't r9k? Because some of the responses in this thread are creepy to say the least.

>>37622057

whoa, sauce?

>>37623151
I've been here years. Im uncreepable desu.And ive come to enjoy the negativity as much as the positive. I don't leave the house much really so that's not so easily found.

>>37623180
Can you post your more pics anon? It's always good to be a good samaritan

>>37623180
>I've been here years.
>And ive come to enjoy the negativity as much as the positive
Yeah, I guess the I'm the same way. Was a robot, cleaned my self up, found a girl, never left. I love it here, especially threads like this. Tits rock!

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>>37623233
I don't really have any more. Plus I'm kinda doing housework

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>>37623007
Both men and women have been ruined by seeing perfection in various forms of media.
Odds are that you will never handle a perfect set of tits that meet your exact tastes. Just like the average woman will never get her rich, handsome, big-dicked dream guy.

Just have to accept it and realise that if you love him/her, he/she will look better to you. So prioritise that.

Or you can wait for custom AI waifubots.

>>37623272
That's fine desu, you have amazing cowtits.

>>37623151
>May I suggest someplace that isn't r9k?
You're a cunt, anon. Just because you've got a gf, you don't want anyone else to get one. Go home, normalshit.

>>37623272
you must have one more, those nipples are great

>>37623272
Wow how can I get in touch with you?

>>37623306
>Just because you've got a gf, you don't want anyone else to get one
Didn't imply that at all. I'm just saying it may serve someone better to look somewhere where there aren't people say things like
>>37623016

>>37623373
Fuck off you piece of shit. Clearly you don't want anyone to contact her because you're "taken" and jealous

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>>37619949

big areolas are fucking disgusting.

Small areolas are god tier and should be cherished.

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>>37623354
Well not ones in which they haven't bunched up. Nipples change. I was too nervous about this one but what do I have to lose
>>37623373
Yeah the breeding shit is weird af I'll give you that. Granted it wasn't directed at me this time..

>>37623394
>you're "taken" and jealous
Yes, that must be it. Good jorb on figuring that out.

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>when a girl has a puffy areolas but still has defined nipples

hnnnngngnnggg

>>37623458
wow i need to talk to you more, don't worry you will be nice. or just post more lol.

>>37623458
I really like your body, do you have a Snapchat? Doesn't have to be sexual, we can just shoot the shit

>>37623458
Are you a ginger? I don't see alot of titcow gingers anywhere. Can you post more rare tuts?

>>37623458
And you have red hair? The more you post the closer to perfection you get

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>>37623503
I'm not great at replying to people online. Never have been so I wouldnt go into a chat on the promise of responding when I probably won't.
Smoll again

>>37623585
uh don't get sucked into skype or discord drama
just stay here forever

>>37623573
I'm Scottish. It's a given. But desu its dyed o error with brown there so it's not really ginger. It just always comes through.

Is Snapchat not the most normie thing going. I tried it bit couldn't shake of the feeling nobody gives a fuck about my banal snaps. And other peoples just annoyed me

It's really interesting seeing the degree of power nudes give over men, >>37623458 being a good example. Women carry with them at all times an incredibly sought-after commodity which doesn't get depleted with use and which they can access just by unbuttoning a shirt.

>>37623498
You could hang stuff from those.

>>37623616
*over/but

>>37623620
It interests me too. It's partly why I do this. But it's honestly not that much use to me irl despite robot opinion

Mine are about the diameter of a soda can. I was actually self concious about it for a long time because alot of porn tends to spotlight women with small areolas. The first time i saw another girl with her shirt off it made me really uncomfortable and i wondered if something was wrong with me.
I feel better knowing some people actually prefer them that way.

>>37623616
>>37623634
I guess that's a no for Snapchat then, bummer. I really like looking at your pics, I think your tits are awesome

>>37623585
Keep posting. I very much enjoy you.

>>37623616
You have God their Scottish genes then.

Kik is the hot new thing for 4chan anons. And yeah Snapchat kinda sucks, but I guess it's one of those things you need to just let people know you exist or something.

>>37623585
its okay i'm not demanding or anything, i just like tits and convos sometimes

>>37623672
I appreciate them, are you willing to post yours?

>>37623672
All girls are in demand, unlike boys where only few of them are actually sought after

>>37623687
Maybe if my face was better than a 4. These are nice opinions but my genes are rather shit overall.
I have kik but it's literally my name. And I wouldn't want to logout and lose everything

>>37623672
can you post them as a thank you to us?

>>37623709
>be programmer
>go on OKCupid
>no messages, no replies
>go to LinkedIn
>lots of messages from pretty recruiters
>all of them want to meet up
So, this is what I do instead of dating now. It's nice to have breakfast with a pretty girl who tells you that you're talented.

>>37623712
Make a throwaway

Not original enough

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>>37623620
>which doesn't get depleted with use
Age will deplete it. It's all over, over 30. No-one cares anymore.

>>37623712
I highly doubt your face is a 4 honestly, I think you're underestimating your looks. Can I post my kik and we can message about random shit like cats or haggis?

>>37623704
I'm sorry, I'm not comfortable sharing
I'm fairly close to>>37620513's
but mine are a darker rosey color

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Reminder: if you don't have pink nipples, you aren't white.

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>>37623272

>housework

Show Chad your outfit.

>>37622456
I hold quarters to my dick sometimes

>>37623797
Come on i bet theyre lovely.

>>37623822
>if you don't have pink nipples, you aren't white.
...or had just given birth? Lactation causes super dark nipples. See:
>>37621922

>>37623791
It is. I'm no hideous monster. Although many axons will argue that. There's certain people who seem taken with my unconventional looks. Some see it as cute. But it's enough I've been bullied over it in the past.

I do like cats and haggis. I'll happily drop my email [email protected] plus no spam. But I can't promise anything

>>37623858
Cool, I'll shoot you an email

>>37623825
Already did m8.
>>37622332
And joggie bottoms

>>37623797
Don't they change in size tho.
>>37623797
Wot. Mine appear more tan than pink often. I'm spooky white

>>37623847
>Lactation causes super dark nipples.
Spooky, chameleon nips

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>>37623899

Show Chad your housework outfit not your nudes I have plenty of girls sending me nudes. You upset me.

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>>37623822
This.

Gross, dark nipples are subhuman.

>>37623936
That was literally my comfy housework outfit. Not a nude. I'm not sure what you expect

>>37623992
Have you dated anyone in the past, scottish lass? What do you look for in guys?

>>37624002
No and sort of recently with someone from here but not really. I tend not to look for guys

>>37623899
I don't feel like they change persay, when nipples get hard they shrivel up tighter so i think its like what the others meant

>>37622535
Your coyote friend?

>>37624032
Hm yeah I just feel like there's a stark difference with mine depending on a few factors. Can even stretch the skin out

>>37624029
Oh. Okay, glad to know. Thanks.

>>37622917
>tfw when no average tittied asian gf

WHY LIVE?

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>tfw you'll never suck on a fembots tiddies
Why do you have to taunt me so

>>37624029
>with someone from here
Was it me?

>>37624032
>when nipples get hard they shrivel up tighter
That sounds about right. When my girlfriend's nipples get hard, the areola seem get smaller in diameter, but the nipple itself gets really pointy. Probably the same for other girls.

>>37624057
It's nothing against robots exactly. I'm just not someone who believes in ldr. And I think there's a lot of things I need to fix in myself to be happy. Before any relationship comes into it. I used to be so desperate in thinking that was all I needed. But now I have a nice house, a good friend who understand my weirdness and a new puppy. Just need a job i like and to stop doing this shit on 4chab

>>37624099
Nah I understand. I should stop using this board entirely, since its too negative and only fueled my feelings of desperation.

But really, I don't even know what to do to find a girlfriend. I'm not a thrilling, absolutely witty person to be around. I have a job, and that's about it.

>>37624140
I've decided it's entirely on social skills. Even as a female you tend to need to be enjoyable to be around and suit that persons needs. It's a mystery how to be that way to me honestly. I find conversation fucking hard but don't think I'm a boring person. I jist find nobody shares my passions either. And im unable to articulate them to interesting chat.

Just leave me with my plants and moths desu

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>>37623992

Post a picture your bottom half visible. Legs preferred.

>>37624140
>I have a job, and that's about it.
That's all you need, really. As long as you can pay for her, you're good.

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>>37624053

I have a friend who happens to be a coyote.

>>37624588
post a pic of yourself senpai

>>37624588
My legs are pretty chunky. I'm very short

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>>37624603

A fellow Chad, or a thirsty roast?

>>37624609

Don't delay me, woman.

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>>37624609
But why ever not

>>37624591
I don't want to be akin to a beta provider though.

>>37624644
lol that's not fair

>>37619949
i find nipples bigger than my dick disgusting. i would never try anything with a grills with nipples as big as my fists

>>37624644
>books
Purely for decoration, right?

>>37624684
Aye sure m8 they cost at least 8 quid each but got to have that decoration. Also that's fuck all just the ones I've acquired in the 6 months since moving here

>>37624682
Your fist is bigger than your dick? Bet those girls are gutted eh..

>>37624729
It sure does but I'd rather my flatmate did their share for once

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>>37624644

Pants off. Post image, then get back to work. The house needs to be tidy. TIDY.

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huge areolas are life

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Just lurkin and savin here. No need to give roastie thots validation.

>>37625820
>lurkin
>posts
that's not how it works

>saving their pictures
>telling them
>implying telling them you're saving their pictures isn't a form of validation

you might want to get your head checked

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>tfw you want a fembot gf, but you're afraid anyone you met will have shared nudes on 4chan like the whores in this thread

>>37625905
they wouldn't date you anyway dude, you are delusional

>>37625905
That's the robots dilemma. You want a gf from here but the girls here are worst imaginable.
You want one from here because you think she might understand you. And she very well may. But she'll also be a really shitty slutty slut.

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I love big dinner plate. Especially if they're dark.

It's all I want in life, I'd treat her like a queen just for that.

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>>37619949
>tfw no pancake areola gf

>>37625877
Dude, in order to view a photo on the internet, your browser usually caches it to your hard drive.
It's a good reminder that some people not only don't clear out their temp storage, but move some things into long-term storage.
When you post your titties on the internet, you should be sure to take precautions like not giving away your identity. /PSA

>>37626056
That has literally nothing to do with my post.

>>37626075
Fuck your post, you don't have nice tits.

>>37626089
I think you're lost dude, I didn't post tits. I don't even have tits.

>>37626109
You're lost. What thread is this? It's the thread where you bait fembots into posting titties.
start baiting correctly or shut uuuuuuuup

>>37626127
I'm surprised someone as retarded as you can even operate a computer, I'm proud of you.

This is a bet peeve of mine but I always found big areolas to be revolting. I don't know why. It's just so fucking disgusting.

>>37626160
Grow up. Get off of your computer.

>>37625970

>I love big dinner plate. Especially if they're dark.

Eww. Small cute pink areolas is the patrician taste.

>>37626232
Are you implying you're a phoneposter? Kill yourself.

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>>37626220
>>37626245
Minipples like these?

>>37619949
4 inches in diameter
I'm really shy and insecure about them ;~;

>>37626828
those sound cute
what do you do for fun

>>37626828
can I send you my kik/skype/email so I can worship them femanon?

>>37626828
Those are literally perfect. Embrace them. I won't watch porn unless the chicknhas big areolas. Some guys are really into them.

T E X A S
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>>37626828
Whether or not that is acceptable depends on the size of the rest of the breast.

This is fine, without the fat.

>>37627007
I would absolutely RAVAGE that body.

Holy fuck.

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>>37627098
I got you, famalam. Don't rip your dick off, though.