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IIRC it was something about my oneitis and her feet

I think about calling a PI to track her down, I ain't seen her in years, but I'm sure by now she's been fucked by the entire football team she enlisted on

All I remember is that my ex gf from 8 years ago was there and I was patting her fat belly and telling her she needed to lose weight.

>>37618774
I don't dream often, but they usually just are a short alternate series of events from earlier in the night, but where I fuck everything up instead of doing it like I did. Some examples.
Playing [Insert game here] late at night before bed:
>sitting at my computer, playing [game]
>doing the same shit I did before falling asleep
>die and lose progress or some other fuckup
>panic

Doing homework before bed:
>sitting at my desk working on the assignment
>shitposting while I work as usual
>somehow a few shitposts are written into my word document due to a misclick
>don't notice that this happens
>forget to read through my assignment again
>submit an assignment full of 4chan memes and the secrets that I regularly post on 4chan
>panic

Letting my dog go outside and come back in before bed:
>let my dog out the door into the yard
>I go use the bathroom like I usually do
>open the door to let my dog in but my dog is nowhere to be found and a hole is in the fence
>panic

Pretty much just series of entirely plausible unfortunate events modeled after my night that ends in me freaking out. Worst part is I don't actually realize that my dream was a dream until I actually check that the fuckup didn't happen, such as making sure my dog is in the house and alive or checking my assignment in the course digital dropbox isn't trash that is going to fuckup my life. I think my latest dream was homework related.
>tfw these dreams may be the reasons I can't trust myself to do anything right.

>>37618774
I dreamed that a pretty 10/10 girl kissed me on the lips.

Was fucking awesome.

All I did was abstain from fapping and look at pictures of beautiful women the night before.

>I'm with my brothers that I haven't seen in ten years exploring a cavern
>we get to a gigantic bronze cage, it is full of holes and mammoth skeletons
>we step inside, someone pulls a trigger
>it falls into a pit of spikes that fit right through the holes
>the cage flings back up after a moment
>I'm suddenly holding a baby; decide that it is in the group's interests for the baby to not be on the mammoth death cage
>hand it off to Fidel Castro who is with my parents, also exploring the cavern
>I head off with Castro and parents into a branch of the cavern which gets progressively darker
>when it becomes its darkest, we are suddenly brought into the light
>we are now in a European village, the cavern evaporated
>Stalin shows up and starts shooting the shit with Castro

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>>37618774
>in a booth at a restaurant
>it's night time and I have a clear view of the sky from the window
>pitch black sky with a full moon, rain pouring down
>watch everyone outside running for shelter from the rain and taking their umbrellas out
>stare at the empty street for awhile then look around the room
>warm comforting atmosphere consisting of candle light and the ambiance of people going to an fro, talking lightly and enjoying their meals as the rain splatters against the wood
>lazily crawl out of my booth and notice how beautiful and clean the floor is in the process
>lay down on the floor and roll around and stretch all my muscles in every which way against the texture of the floor like I'm having a full body orgasm and fucking the floor with every pore of my body
>roll across the floor under the tables to the door to avoid paying my check while simultaneously looking up skirts and decide to take a picture of their panties
>forget flash is on and shit myself
>hear a collective popping sound like a bone breaking as all the girls faces snap into place between their knees and stare at me frozen with an expression similar to pic related
>bang my head on the table as i jump away
>the rain freezes and the candles go out
>crawl out and stand up
>everyone in the room is frozen with that same expression and their necks extending out into the air, their eyes following me everywhere i walk
>the air is heavy, smothering and sinister
>they all start collectively screaming and i bolt out the front door
>stop to take a breath
>see an umbrella on the ground
>pick it up and hear what sounds like people screaming in hell
>put it back down and it stops
>notice people staring from the windows in the buildings
>walk out into the road and stretch my hands towards the moon
>start doing hindu squats as i fuck the air and holler like a bitch in heat
>hear pounding in the distance
>turn around
>the monsters are running full speed towards me
>wake up before they swallow me

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>>37619108
So... that was like Skyrim, Ice Age, the Goonies and Communism rolled into one? My poor brain

>>37619147
This is some Silent Hill level shit

>>37619147
Well that's alright I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway

>me
>peaceful solution of conflicts academia
>"okay students, we are going to play dungeons and dragons today"
>dream shifted between rp world and real world where i was sat at the table.
>the world was divided in nations.
>every table of students was a nation
>some people were dragon anime girls. (Like kobayashi, but ocs).
>some people were politicians
>one dude was the mediator.
>anime girls were powerful and godlikey
>politicians wanted to use them as a weapon
>dragon girls wanted to take tea together not doing wars.
>other nations felt threaten by the presence of dragons in other countries.

>didn't remember how i end up solving the situation.

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>in some strange skyscraper sized apartment with thousands of doors
>deafeningly loud music being played similar to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uog1U_Kemlk
>crammed full of tens of thousands of people having the biggest party ever
>everywhere you go is pitch black with flickering lights, glow sticks and glowing beach balls and balloons flying through the air
>stay close to the walls as I try to navigate my way around to the food and drink area
>aliens from distant planets have even come to attend and mix in with the crowd with their stellar dancing
>see a wealthy octopus in a suit sucking up entire plates of food with an entire team of italian mustached waiters tending to his every need
>slide my way through past them and eventually reach the punch bowl
>it is GIANT, just one giant pool full of teenagers wearing sunglasses and sucking on firecracker popsicles
>the head honcho of the sunglasses crew tells me to dive right in
>hesitant at first but fuck it
>dive in head first
>it extends further down than i thought
>my face is inches from the bottom, which is made of glass
>suddenly in a flash danny devito with his eyes popped out of his head comes jumping up from below the glass and breaks it with his head
>get sucked down through a waterfall like i'm sky diving through a bottomless pit
>open my mouth to scream and a spider jumps into it
>body crashing through giant spider webs as i smash through them with tiny little spiders hanging onto my body
>land at the bottom and splash down into some kind of cavernous pond
>resurface and drag myself out of the water, dance like a maniac to get the spiders off of me
>look up and see dust particles in the air, crystals shining and realize i'm in some overgrown giant abandoned cave
>giant building sized insect exoskeletons on the ground
>notice a tiny little wooden shack in the distance, decide to inspect
>it's a bathroom
>look into the mirror
>see danny devito in the corner of the ceiling
>look back and he's gone

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>>37619733
>open toilet to piss and a spider comes flying out
>move the shower curtain
>bathtub is full of plastic wrap and looks like there's something strange inside like animal meat and blood
>it starts breathing and twitching
>RUN
>hide behind a cave wall and wait
>eventually it walks out leaving a trail of blood as a bunch of eyes begin opening on its surface
>one of the eyes catches me and it begins walking in my direction
>run deeper into the cave
>take a break and listen for the moaning sounds and the sloshing steps of the meat
>fall asleep
>wake up
>gigantic spider staring at me
>sinks its teeth into my skull
>jump out of bed
>go back to sleep
>back to same dream, trapped inside of a cocoon
>try biting my way out but tiny little maggots and rotten hair keep getting in my mouth
>eventually realize it's made out of human flesh
>decide it's the only way
>have to eat my throw up as i continually vomit as i bite my way through
>finally tear through
>see that the cave is getting filled with fruit punch from the waterfall
>giant ants escaping through the cave system to the surface
>cover myself in their feces
>jump on one and ride it through the cave
>arrive at the top of an anthill the size of a volcano
>see a humongous city sized danny devito shaped like a buddha statue playing with toy skyscrapers thousands of miles across the room
>look back down into the anthill and see translucent fruit punch pool surfacing
>inside is the old party room
>the sunglasses crew is moving around in slow motion and calling my name
>dive into them and arrive back in the pool
>jump out of the pool and run to the bathroom
>wash my face
>hear moaning and clicking in the shower
>see meat slithering up through the drain
>go to escape and the door won't budge
>keep pulling and pushing and trying to break it down
>hand breaks through the door and grabs my neck, see danny devito on the other side
>he begins wildly screaming with his eyes bulging out
>meat creature cackling
>wake up

I forget the details but I basically was poising my old schools water supply for some reason.
FeelsPsychopathMan

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>>37618774
>trapped in india with my family for some reason
>unlock teleportation and go home
>need to find phone to tell mum I'm ok
>see guy in dog costume who's vaccuming
>ask him for his phone
>he turns around and his face is melted into the costume like pic related
>he just stands there smiling
>mean woman comes over and asks me what I'm doing
>I persuade her to give me her phone
>call mummy
>She's being raped by indians
>cry and wake up

I hate my brain

>in some sort of space ship
>can see the earth from a window
>suddenly I somehow get the info that the ship is going to explode
>try to find a way out
>try to find someone
>I find my cousain who is like a brother to me
>tells me to calm down and just accept death
>we have to die here so earth can survive
>get pissed that I have to die for you cunts
>explosion
>suddenly feel nothing for maybe a milisec or couple of seconds
>wake up

Anyone know that feel when you die in a dream but dont wake up immediately? You start to feel extremely light, and your body has a warm tingling sensation all over.

>Back in a class from high school
>Very loud but all talking is distorted
>Stand up
>The room twists until it disappears and I'm standing on top of the ocean
>Fish surfaces
>Opens its mouth and dark blue liquid comes out
>Greenish ocean is now dark blue for miles
>Sink below water

>>37618774
I work at a grocery store, and had a dream that was quite bizarre.

>be me, working the register
>completely naked, but don't give a fuck
>no one else gives a damn either
>boss is a short 90% of the time pissed off 40 yr old woman
>she's dressed like the fucking Mad Hatter
>asks me to go to the back to the box crushing machine
>throws case upon case of soda into the machine, shuts the gate
>turns the motherfucker on and all hell breaks loose as soda explodes from the machine

I woke up after that because I think I laughed myself awake.

>witnessing an execution by lethal injection
>the guy is probably innocent
>very aware that the guy is about to loose his life but there's nothing I can do
>atmosphere is chaotic
>once they administer the injection everyone goes silent and waits for the drugs to work
>the guy gets up from the chair and starts trying to shake people's hands
>he walks out of the room
>I wake up

Dream.

I died today.

>>37618774
I do a dream log in my diskord

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>>37618774
>be in a house somewhere in the countryside
>go outside
>beautiful elliot rodger bmw waiting there
>get in and go for a ride
>can't drive it, it actually has pedals and works like a bike
>still fast as fuck
>after taking the first turn I'm actually driving the thing, no bike pedals
>remember that I have to go to some kind of party
>start speeding the fuck up and I'm suddenly in a city
>go with the car inside an apartment building
>in the elevator, still in the car
>park it in the party guy's living room
>shitload of people there
>go straight into the bedroom and go to sleep
>wake up (in the dream) after a few seconds
>now i'm in my irl apartment but it looks a little weirder
>my friend is there
>she tells me that I'll have to go to jail in a week
>I sperg the fuck out, absolutely fucking enraged (I get slightly mad like once a month i'm calm as shit)
>start crying
>alarm wakes me up

shit was bizarre

>be in my own bedroom
>girl I've liked for 4 years sitting in chair
>talk for ages, not sure what i was saying
>go up to my bed with her
>lie behind her and hold her
>wake up hard as fuck
>cry
>checks phone to see if she's texted me
>no
FeelsBadMan

>clean my room
>my table is now a long diamon shaped computer
>it has a glass top and has all kinds of electronics on different motherboards under the glass
>has a few different console systems, computer, synthesiser, etc

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>>37618774
>I'm in the forest near my house, love this place
>girl is there with me, we're hugging and talking about everything
>look at her
>something strange
>remember how we started
>remember how she rejected and ghosted me at first
>want to talk about it with her, tell what a miracle it is that we are together after shit like this
>look at her, she's so happy, decide not to talk about it
>later at home
>she's making a dinner
>friend with his gf coming
>sitting with friend and talking about vidya while our gfs are working in the kitchen
>look at gf again
>she's looking so happy is kinda strange, I can't remember her being like that
>this is a fucking dream, isn't it?
>wake up in cold room

Fuck, I still can't recover from my last attempt to get gf.

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>a friend from IT school made an RPG game
>it's about penguins, I guess
>started playing it
>it begins in a penguin village
>I soon obtain a power-up that lets me push innocent villagers
>think it's hilarious
>go further
>a cutscene starts playing, the story of the cutscene looks like my mind ripped it off from Pingu
I wanted to tell my IT friend about the dream but he doesn't want to talk to me or doesn't have time, apparently.

>>37618774
Worst dream i had in awhile
>Wakes up, wanting to die
>Sees a naked, hung girl in my room
>Decides to rape the body
>Megacum.jpg
>I dont take the body down
>3 months and its still hanging, while somehow getting fatter
>6 months later it gives birth
>I take the hanging body off of the noose
>I hang myself

I woke up with a boner and wanting to die

>???
>wake up
>a stick figure dancing next my pillow

>a supervillain at the end of time is trying to enslave all beings in time and space
>he does this by collapsing the dimensions of time and space into a singularity
>a hero (not me) organizes all the beings into fighting back
>every being gets a free punch on the supervillain
>supervillain btfo

It was visually spectacular too, and scary at the beginning but fun once i realized the villain was getting fucked up

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>sitting in some kind of cafeteria
>ex bf who abandoned me sitting at another table
>they come over and talk to me like nothing is wrong
>just talk about normal regular stuff
>wake up
>cry
>take some xanax and cut
>go back to sleep, hope I don't wake up
>wake up and go on r9k

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>me and the only woman I've ever cared about walking around somewhere while I carried our child in my arms

Fair warning, this isn't very interesting.

>fresh snow in a suburban area
>walking through the snow and cold to nowhere
>end up seeing an unidentifiable restaurant to the left of me
>before i go inside, i see some family members of mine in a car yelling at me to get in
>i decide to continue walking into the restaurant
>suddenly i'm at the front of the line ordering something with my family members and i notice an old coworker that i used to work with irl
>guy meant a lot to me even if we only hung out a few times
>he says hes getting off work soon
>i get my food and wait for him to get off work
>he gets off of work and we walk the opposite way i came through the snow and cold sidewalk
>talking about if i want to smoke with him
>tell him i don't do stuff like that anymore, but if he wants to smoke around me he can go for it

That's the extent of the dream. Had it last night. Strangely though I catch portions of my dream that are identical to past ones. In this instance, some of the locations of the snowy town are similar to ones I've had in past dreams. I wonder where these pieces of my dreams come from, because they're obviously deeply embedded in my mind somewhere.

>>37618774
damn...
your dream is like...a metaphor for life...
whoahhh

>>37622542
Same guy here, felt like posting a night terror I used to have in the past. A few actually. One of them was fairly simple, being that DK 64 boss level with the Mad Jack guy. Played it a few times as a kid and it stuck with me I guess. Here are the others.

>all white world, nothing in sight
>suddenly small leaves and sticks littered on an all white ground
>children, including me, trivially playing around and kicking all these small objects around, namely grass and whatnot
>few trees around
>suddenly a beam shoots down from upwards somewhere and obliterates everything, just disintegrating it all

New one.

>same white nothingness
>me on two ends of a hole
>tempted to shove spike down the hole knowing that if I do, the other me on the other end will be stabbed/smashed
>do it and die

Haven't told anyone about these. Not even my mother who helped me through these night terrors as a child. Hope you guys enjoyed even if they're obscure and boring. Still get chills thinking about the last one.

>>37618774
>coworker invites me to yoga class on tuesday
>get there, it's on a pontoon in the middle of the marina outside our office
>everyone is in tight leggings and there's cheesy pan-pipe music playing
>do yoga for a while, not sure what i'm doing
(never done it in my life)
>coworker is flirting with me and pushing her ass in my face
>after 25 minutes the yoga teacher finishes and starts to leave
>everyone is annoyed because it was supposed to be an hour long
>yoga teacher starts preaching bout expectation and attachment in life
>gets paid and leaves
not sure what to think but i guess my subconscious is aware that most yoga is a scam and that i have a crush on my coworker

Last nights dream:

>Bomb a lighthouse at night
>Get on jetski and leave area
>Find a desolate island
>Sunrise comes
>Vividly see everything around me
>See the sun peak through leaves
>Stick my hand up so it doesnt blind me
>Can feel the warmth
>All of a sudden i hear a bear growling, coming from behind me
>Look behind
>About to swipe his claw at my face
>Wake up

I dont usually dream and i dont really know why i dreamt that

>hugging a female friend of mine in the front seat of a driverless car
>car pulls up at some gravel parking of building from my school
>we both enter the building, it's full of plastic chairs and some people
>we sit down, pirates of the caribbean starts
>we grab a piece of melon each and walk out, she stops existing and the dream ends as I am standing in the parking lot with no car

the whole thing was accompanied by a very strong sense of confusion and I remember only snapshots of it, though that's normal for my dreams/memory, it's really weird like that