Favourite condoms thread

>>37618470
my.size 60

C'mon now i know this place be swarming with normies just like me.

>>37618470
>>37618993
fuck off
this is not even shitposting this is just dumb

>>37618470
Virgin here with a question about condoms.

Are you meant to just pull it over your dick, or is it meant to be stretched over your dick AND balls?

>>37619008
not sure if bait or really stupid

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>always brag to my friends that my condoms fit way too tight and rip 90% of the time during intercourse
>keep buying the same brand because my dick ripping out of a condom feels like Bruce Banner transforming into the hulk and ripping his clothes with his girthy manliness
>girl I'm fugging thinks its hot for some reason, and brags to all of her friends about how thick I am
>keep this going for about 3 months
>girl I'm fugging ends up getting pregnant
>keep the kid and stop using that brand of condoms


And that was how I was born

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>>37619076
Your father is a beautiful idiot, holy shit

>>37619008
Stupid. Seamen comes from the balls right? So you need to protect the seamen from coming inside the girl right? So you need to put ONE condom over the tip of your dick where the seamen comes and ONE condom over tge balls where the seamen grows. Now you know. Don't ask stupid again.

>>37619008
>>37619132
I thought maybe it was to stop STDs getting on your balls also.

When fucking wouldn't the balls be flapping against her pussy? What if she's a roastie with crabs? They might attack my balls.

I like the Skyn sensitive or whatever in the black box, I got a smallish dick tho

>>37619167
Crabs are basically unavoidable unless she's using a female condom

>>37619198
how small bby boi

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I like the ribbed ones, they feel a lot better.

F-for my partner I mean.

>>37619216
Probably a little under average since most condoms don't stretch that much when I wear them

>>37619256
>he hasn't properly measured his penis

Niggga

>>37619239
>tfw Trojan's ribbed condoms are too tight

Fire & Ice gave my dick an allergic reaction, too. IDK why I stick with Trojan

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>>37618737
this desu senpai mysize are great, can't decide between 60 and 64 tho

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>>37618470
i want to go to a brothel and should i buy my own condoms or do they provide me with a comdom in the brothel
also im a virgin and i don't know which size i need to buy

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>>37619076
>always brag to my friends that my condoms fit way too tight and rip 90% of the time during intercourse
if real, you're a special kind of stupid
>>37619132
>Stupid.
http://scrotector.weebly.com/
pic related
>>37619239
only cutdicks need ribbed ones
>>37619364
>64
fug, what's your girth?

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>>37619572
5.7, had a girl over two days ago who said it hurt a bit but she was still really into it.

Thinking about it, 60 can be a bit uncomfortable at times, but i keep forgetting to order the 64 size.

>>37618470
I don't use condoms. I don't like them. Girls don't like them. Even the people who talk a bunch about how you should use them don't actually do so. Lots of girls are on hormonal birth control these days. They don't feel as intimate. Creampies are the way to go, and they dry up the girl's pussy. They leave your dick smelling and tasting weird. They break the rhythm of the moment. They're too expensive. Pulling out works. And I don't stick my dick in people who I distrust enough that I'd need to use a condom.

>>37619668
>5.7,
mirin.

bbc or bwc?

>>37619744
enjoy your STDs and AIDS

>>37619761
But I don't stick my dick in people who have that problem. Just long-term partners and close friends. I'd rather have a relatively low body count than herpes.

Also, that's redundant.

>>37619785
>I'd rather have a relatively low body count
dis gui

>>37619804
It's true. You shouldn't be having sex with people who you 1. don't trust 2. don't love 3. don't think that there ought to be more of, and 4. think might have STD's.

>>37619819
then who's left

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>>37618470
Magnum XL's! Anything else pinches my penis at the end and is really uncomfortable. Even a little looser wouldn't hurt desu.

>>37618470

I like wearing them and having a good wank to MLP porn.

Posh wanks are the best!

>>37619831
I kek'd, but people you're in a serious relationship with and friends who you sincerely love and trust.

>>37619785

> I fuck my close friends

Who likely fuck around too, you daft fucking bellend.

>>37619861
I don't have a lot of close friends and we're really open with each other about our sex lives.

>>37619879

Yeah yeah, I've heard that before.

All fun and games till your cock has leprosy mate.

>>37619840
8x6 amirite bro?

>>37619891
I don't fuck armadillos.

>>37619895
Pretty close! Guess you know that feel too?

>>37619911
I wish, 6x5 dickletrace

>>37619946
But that's well above average :T

>>37620070
I don't know what to believe anymore tbqhsenpaichiban

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>>37620098
Not anything anyone here tells you

>>37620109
so I can't believe you either.

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Dude, if I ever had sex, I would not want the guy to make a condom. If I wanted rubber in my vagoo, I'd buy a did-diddly dildorino.

>>37618470
putting a condom on immediately ruin my boner
its not like i having sex regularly btw

>>37620119
I won't argue against my previous logic, so yes. I'm not trying to prove anything beyond not listening to trolls, anyway~

>>37618470
>this on r9k
This board has really gone downhill

>>37620145
not trolling, just wondering what statistics to believe.

>>37620130
can we have sex please?

>>37620130
you're my type. feelsgood to be sterile man.

>>37620157
No, I meant to not listen to what people say on this website because they're all trolls. Unless there's irrifutable proof of something directly specific, I wouldn't believe anything anyone says here that you can easily question.

I posted a picture of me peepee in another thread relating to penis size if you want to find it there for some reason

>>37620222
got a l-link, p-please?

>>37620155
Robots are the cancer that killed /r9k/
This is a ray of hope for a new dawn

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>>37620247
>>37619805

Originalaeorist post

>>37619805
legit mirin, nohomo.
and so straight, wow.
mine got an upwards bend, ~20degree

I like ONE condoms, they fit good, havent broke yet and grills get a little kick out of the lines on them

>>37620326
was unorigin11y meant for >>37620294

>>37620326
>>37620385
I hear the ladies want a little curve tho, unless that's also a myth spread on this board. Good for being on top I'd think.

T-Thanks btw

I'm not sure if I fucked up measuring my girth but I got 5.8 or something which seems too big
How do you properly measure? I'm retarded

>>3762049
- take cord which doesn't stretch
- acquire biggest boner you can get
- warp cord around the middle of the shaft tightly, but not that it squeezes the dick
- mark where the ends meet
- measure distance
- profit

>>37620538
for >>37620497

fuck, what's with my quoting today...

>>37620538
>>37620711
Yeah I did that and I measured around 5.8 (more or less 16 centimeters)
It seems strange to me because I thought 6" girth was monster tier

>>37620720
just because it's rare doesn't mean nobody has such a dick.

>>37620772
Yeah I mean it doesn't look that big to me. Isn't it painful to the girl anyway when it's too large?

>>37620852
>Yeah I mean it doesn't look that big to me.
I guess you're not manlet either.
>Isn't it painful to the girl anyway when it's too large?
if she's not tiny, probably not. vaginas can stretch quite a bit.

>>37620882
>I guess you're not manlet either.
kek I'm 5'10 actually
>probably not
Ok that's good.

>>37618470
Holy shit so many fucking normies

>>37620947
>kek I'm 5'10 actually
then wtf are you doing on r9k reee

>>37621013
That's manlet tier though. The only people shorter than me are women and brown people. What are you on about?

>>37620720
16 cm is 6.3in

>>37621027
nuthin, just being triggered

>>37621072
I measured just below 16cm. It's not that big of a difference anyway
>>37621101
Why? For young, white people anything below 6'0 is manlet

>>37621140
>It's not that big of a difference anyway
0.5" can be a difference of one or two condom-sizes. so yeah, it matters.

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>>37619831
real nigga right here guys

"But, but... you can fit a regular condom over your arm!"

>>37619840
My nigga.