/frogs and feels/

Hi Barkeep! It's going well, i'm a few bucks ahead, and my country's decline seems a little slower than usual this week. May I have a bourbon sour?

>>37615597
>Labour voter
Kill yourself fucking xenophile socialist scum

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>>37615597
That's good to hear. What country are you in?

>>37615529
You got anything really strong? I want to black out and forget about May's massive decline in this shitty election.

Canada. Despite my fellow patron's concern I am not in a position to vote labour and I wouldn't if I could.

I'm on 4 Chan for Christ's sake.

can I smoke weed in here?

oh man I wish I had the drive to do anything with my life. My brother is always uploading pictures of him doing cool shit, and what do I do? I sit on my ass all day smoking weed and shitposting here.

>>37615529
I keep getting ignored by my friends. Haven't talked to the since Christmas. My online friend is confusing they said that I'm intimidating because I have friends. I don't know what to do. I just don't want to be alone. Barkeep give me something that will make it impossible to wake up.

Maybe you should go do something cool too?

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>>37615645
sure thing anon. be careful though - this stuff can strip paint.

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Absinthe, please. Feeling bored tonight, how is everyone else holding up?

>>37615692
maybe, I dunno. I have no drive to do anything at all :(

>>37615666
Ah sorry m8, I'm still reeling from the massive Tory defeat. I feel bad for you poor cunts though. First ladyboy Trudeau gets in, then C-16, now you can't even question your children's gender identity or they'll be taken away from you.

Bartender, get me a stout

>>37615529
5 beers in and just bored sensless
i ruined my diet for this booze and now i don't even know why

Strongest whiskey you've got, on the rocks. Found out last night that I may not be my mother's biological son.

Ha ha, that's why I said our decline is slightly slower than usual. We are not a healthy or sustainable polity by any means. I suspect you know that feel.

I'm sorry about your election, but at least it wasn't a labour majority.

>>37615677
there's an alley out back. try to keep your head down.
>>37615694
here you are.

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>>37615775
whoops, I guess I spilled that one.
>>37615754
>WIFE'S SON
in all seriousness do you feel different about your parents after finding this out?

>>37615767
fucking cuckolds are everything wrong with this bloody world
keep rationalizing those """random""" """asian""" attacks

>>37615804
it's not the muslims fault they were born into that hateful ideology mate. maybe you should try being a little more tolerant?

>>37615786
I don't feel too different desu. My father is still my dad, I guess my mom was unable to conceive so they used eggs from one of her sisters. I can understand why my dad would keep this form me, but it's still hard to get my head around.

>>37615754
>biological son
honestly m8, all that matters is who was there for you, blood relation or not

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>>37615529
I'll have whatever the wife's son guy is having, my 4 years younger brother just got a girlfriend.

>>37615958
This is why I'll be able to get over it. She still raised me as her own, and I still look like my parents.

>>37615981
I know that feel bro. My older brother literally has autism and he's making 6 figures right now and girls are all over him. He's 5'4" too.

>>37615529

I want to date a trap or feminine guy but gay people don't do that sort of thing. It's a bad feel, I'm working on losing weight and getting /fit/ so I'll be more attractive to those types. Maybe if I'm really attractive they'll want to date me.

I'll take your finest milk stout and a white russian
29 years old and still no driver's license. god I'm pathetic. all I have to look forward to on weekends is getting high on weed or acid and fapping til my dick is too sore. I'm such a disappointment to my father. I'm too intimidated/afraid of rejection to approach women, and I'm too insecure about my 4 1/2 dick to the point where I self sabotage all my changes to have sex to avoid being humiliated

>>37616027
Fuck, isn't it just the worst. Makes you wonder what he has that you don't, since you've got the same genetics.

>>37616084
Exactly. I find myself thinking that I'm just a lot more autistic than him and I don't even know it.

gin neat
>>37615981
i fucking know this feel now it's really hitting me what a failure I am

>>37616083
The dick length shit is a meme
Just stop giving a fucking and self sabotaging
Lift weights and just don't give a fuck
The most alpha thing you can ever do is not care what other people think of you

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>>37615529
i want a mountian dew for later tonight when i start getting funky on tf2.

>tfw chad bother's normie friends are roaming the hallways of the house

i'm sure i'll be able to make it to the celler (garage) to take my sweet necter that is Mountian dew

>think about asking a girl out
>think about physical intimacy
>think about romantic stuff
>>>instantly feel totally inadequate and worthless

>>37615694
>how is everyone else holding up?

pretty ok actually. it will be a long night of vidya and hedonism.

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I'll have one, barkeep

>stuck in dead end job ive had since graduating high school
>mfw I graduated with a 2.3 gpa from a remedial school
>decide I want to make a change
>apply for multiple jobs with decent wages
>two jobs required an academic assessment
>failure.jpeg
>two more jobs never call me back
>decide to enlist in the marine corps
>drive to meps to take asvab and fail twice

Ask any vet, you need to be literally a rock to fail the asvab and I did it twice

Mfw im too retarded to pass the fucking asvab

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here I am thinking about her, and she is prob out at a club dancing her ass off with some fag.
Jesus, how long does it take for these feels to go away.

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>>37616330
just remember anon - oneitis is a lie. let go, and embrace 2d.

>>37616330
Stop obsessing over any one women
Start admiring great men and push yourself to be better
Women do not find "nice" or "good" men attractive and you should not aim to be that anyways
You should aim for supremacy
To be better than as many people as possible

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>>37616355
she was my first gf, my first romantic partner....
shit can't end like this.

>and embrace 2d
I mean I love mai waifu and shit, but she will never be real...

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>fugged about 7 days after her period ended
>condom had a tear in it
>its been 3 weeks. Will find out if im a father in the next week
>really important job interview in 4 days
>i dont even like this girl or any girls really
> feel like i am going to have a kid i dont want and fail my interview

Fuck

>>37615677
I only had that drive while I was getting high. I was sure that I wanted to work so that I could make a significant impact on how mental health is treated. Now that I'm sober, it's gone. I was vaping and using edibles, so that might have made a difference.

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Jack n coke please

We broke up a few months ago.

She is seeing someone else now. She doesn't even call even after she promised we would be friends

she just told me to never message her again
i loved her 100%, she was the first person to like me back in my entire life.
i got too clingy and now she hates me

why cant i stop fucking up

I'll take straight jack until im out. trying to drink myself to death i suppose