you're being carried down a fast moving river and are about

...You've never been outside haven't you?

>>37613573
dude you can squish any bug with your hand/fist it's just really nasty for the bigger ones

>>37613573
you should post this in one of those stacy roleplaying threads, it'll be funny

>>37613573
if those wear spiders or snakes then itd be a tougher choice. not sure if I would wanna fall off a cliff or slowly die of necrosis.

BUT for the case, those are petty bugs so Id grab the post and have a snack

Oh no, oh god, worms with some beetles and centipedes, oh god whatever will I do...

Well yes, if the bugs happen to be on my body still before I obtain rubbing alcohol I'd be a pretty unfortunate person. It is my life after all, and I DO hate it.

>>37613573

ewww some worms and bugs i'd much rather have my body broken on the rocks below than touch some icky bugs >_<

you consume a lot of soy don't you OP?

>>37613573
in the event of "uncertain life vs. certain death" people are going to take the chance if they want to live

like if you were on the fourth floor of a balcony of a building rapidly being consumed by fire, with the only choice to swing below to the floor below

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlKbcCgqZE]

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>>37613573
>implying i want to live

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>implying i dont want to die
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nigga wtf happend to this board, now full of SJW summer boys