>5 years ago, be me in hs In sex ed
>ohboy.jpg
>Look around and start sweating; assume that people are thinking about the fact that I'm HKV.
>Learn the four types of sex (digital, oral, anal, and vaginal)
>recall last night on the computer having "digital sex" by myself.
>planhatched.exe
>tell my friends about the hot digital sex I had last night
>they ask who it was with
>thought I could pull a fast one
"Sasha Gray"
>Friends crack up, gets around school
>I was known for 2 more years as Digital David
>mfw