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I need your help Robots,
I hate this fucking place. I hate the fucking smell, I hate what I've become. I want out. The only way out is to get laid right? Well we all fucking know that isn't happening. But I have a plan
Robots, how do I find out who in my local cemetery has breast implants? I'm too big of a pussy for necro, but silicone is forever right? I think if I find a skeleton with some implants I might be able to take them home and have my way with them.
Robots please, I need out
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Why don't you try to get laid?
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>>37612011
lmao nigga
just buy a onahole >>>/jp/
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>>37612029
It's not the same. It's not a real woman
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>>37612026
Fuck off normie it's not that simple
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>>37612011
this is a great idea but you could simulate it with water balloons and steak bones
gravedigging is hella frowned upon and i'm worried about your future
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>>37612037
Neither are implants you colossal idiot
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>>37612063
I don't want the bones and the implants are part of a woman so it's as close as I'm gonna get
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>>37612011
why not call an escort?
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There is this one nigga named Davecat. You should go his route, laying the dick to some silicon women. It's better than partially decomposed tit bag and cheaper too provided you get caught for desecrating a grave and charged for being necro. Just a thought.
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>>37612536
That's not a real woman
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>>37612011
Jack off, you'll feel better. Be normal, stick with it. It will get better with time.
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>>37612011
Can you explain why you can't just hire a whore? This necro shit seems unexessary and risky.
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