> wake up > look at the mirror > see this wat do you do?

>>37611828
dye my hair black. check my height.

>>37611828
get blacked ASAP

>>37611828
Fuck a nigger, as that is clearly how I earn my living if I look like that.

Start going to church because god is real

Go down in history for being the most attractive school shooter

Buy a new mirror because the current one is clearly defective

>>37611828
Start dating nothing but Chinese/Korean/Japanese guys.

disprove the bags of sand myth once and for all

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oooooooooorrrrigggginallll
(How is this not original come on)

>be lesbian
profit

all these people with their false answers when the real answer would be have some sort of mental breakdown.

>>37611828
>rub my own pussy then sniff and lick off the pussy juice from my fingers.
>eat Chipotle because basic white girls love Chipotle.
>Then I would find a qt lesbian to have that girl-on-girl sex I've always wanted to have.
>Sleep next to qt lesbian, cuddling and holding on to each other in my comfy bed
>Wake up from dream and go back to my life as a dude

Can you please stop shilling this overrated twitchwhore. I mean look at that face, looks like an overly airbrushed Michael Jackson.

Probably freak the fuck out and panic since I've been dropped into someone else's life and don't know what I need to maintain and upkeep in the new life. Afterwards I'd probably start dabbling in the occult since magic is real

Masturbate until my fingers bleed.

>>37611976
its about her body not her face you fuckin wasteman

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>>37611976
yes please
use pic related instead

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>>37612008
true original beauty

>>37612007

Dime a dozen intagram whore. She just uses bad posture to make her ass look bigger.

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>>37612008
what the fuck?
i would literally kill myself im not joking. this is the worst girl ive ever seen.

Have passionate sex with my hung millionaire Asian bf and stream it to the betacucks on twitch who pay for my expensive lifestyle.

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>>37611892
fuck you nigger lover dick sucker retard reddit loser, you fucking need to kill yourself faggot. fuck you nigger dick sucker faggot. you are why i hate the internet because you make it fuckinf gay and lame. if i was in school with you i would bully you until you fucking killed yourself in front of the class room. just drink that fucking sweet bleach you loser

>>37612008

>when bimbos go to far

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>>37612048
hahaha some normie got triggered

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>>37611828

Get a sex change and become a robot.

>>37611828
She seems pretty (despite the heavy filter on her picture). I think I would enjoy being pretty and would take care of myself, lose some weight and enjoy having a C cup

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>>37611864
>>37611877
both of these and picture related

>Find me a black cock

Consider suicide. I literally don't want to be a woman at all if I'm not cute.

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>>37612084
fuck you you nigger faggot loser. people like you absolutely need to kill themselves pronto. youre nigger ass deserves to get fucking lynched. i fucking hate you loser cum drinker. god i want to piss on you so fucking bad. if you killed yourself right now nobody would even care. actually you would only give me a smile for more second because i would go on my day not giving a flying fuck about youre ugly nigger gay faggot ass!

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>>37611828
Probably make a wagecuck thread

Bath in betabux from twitch

>>37612270
hey dont use my misaki on your shitty posts faggot

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>>37612365
get dicked loser

>>37612393
How can I get dicked when your dad beat me to it :3

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>>37611877
>Fuck a nigger

it's funny how she fucking the superior asian. apparently, she's smarter than you.

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>>37612448
you have been reported for being under age

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>>37612485
not that anon but look at the image_

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>>37612570
and youre a loser with no friends

>>37612626
what are you different?
now thats an original post

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>>37612736
yes, i have a house, a job, a wife, 3 kids and a dog

>>37611828
>low cheek bones
>oddly shaped lips

2/10 would not bang

>>37612774
wew. thats a bad lie faggot.

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>>37612851
you wish it was a lie, you wasted your life loser

>>37612884
thats true sir i wasted my life. but can i ask you that why are you debating with an autistic guy when you have 3 kids and a wife?

>>37611864
>>37611877
>>37612138
only acceptable answers

>>37612970
fucking with fat autistic losers entertains me, it reminds me of high school. but back then we would beat the shit out of them

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>>37613046
oh no senpai pls get the fuck out of here you stupid bitch

>>37611828
Get my bi lady friend over.

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>>37611828
Get on cam and start making as much money as I can until it wears off.

Or literally go fuck myself.

>>37611828
>wat do you do?

Play with my anus to see if it feels good for girls.

>>37611899
bless you anon

>>37611882
prayers answered

>>37611828
Immediately go and have as much lesbian sex as possible.

>>37611828
Take dirty pictures of myself before I turn back into a dude so I can't fap to it

>>37613998
Fapping to yourself.
Now thats some grad A narcissism right there.

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>Open phone face camera
>See this
What do?

>>37614401
I would masturbate in my new body

any more of this girl?

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>>37614417
It's Eliza dude

>>37611828
My immediate reaction would be cry in confusion, then I'd try to pretend nothing happened and keep wearing my normal clothes and try to look like a dude as much as possible and carry on with my life and date robots

>>37614452
succ big dicks?

Cry for my glorious beard is gone.

>>37614608
Post beard immediately

>>37611828
Be happy finally

>>37614156
It's all I got man why not enjoy it

Dye my hair purple, cut it short, then go to school and fucking destroy the willpower of robot that sits in the back that just fell in love with me. Afterwards, go lesbo in front of him so he finally kills himself like he says he would. ( if this isn't original, I'm going to remove the ground wore from my pc power supply and go for a swim)

>>37611828
Start streaming and show off my tits for money

>>37612008
>>37612016
Who is she?
...ororororororiginal

>>37614428
>>37614401
She doesn't look like a fat tard here.
Fapping initiated!

>>37614902
Exactly. Fuck fate.

>>37611828
Turn a robot into a normie.

>>37615657
let's be honest, how many of us haven't fantasized about becoming stacy and getting a robot bf?

>>37611828
Desperately run around trying to find the babe who is now stuck in my worn out shell, and is probably already contemplating suicide.

Get on testosterone and get the tits cut off because I'd probably be miserable.

>>37613046
You broke the streak. Successful people don't fantasize about when they were in high school.
>>37611828
I would fuck every Chad in my city, then move to a new one and continue the process.