>be me
>3rd grade
>Complete retard that has no idea what is acceptable
>Has to poop one day
>leaves class and goes to the bathroom
>no one in there so i use the big stall at the back
>take the biggest shit
>feelsGREATman.pmg
>wipes my ass.
>8 year old brain decides to use the toilet paper to write "DEATH" on the stall wall.
>by the end of the day everybody knows about it.
>gets the name "Death Turd"
>Everyone wants to know who did it.
>End up having a fucking assembly about it.
>Principal tells the school to tell a teacher if they know anything.
>Doesn't fess up.
>Still want to die because of this.
That's not embarrassing. And we all know what kind of replies you're baiting for and I'm not going to give you the satisfaction.