Faggots on the DofE

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>Be Me
>British Kid, bit of a beta never had a blowie (I was like fucking 13 tbf)
>Do Duke of Fucking Edinburgh
>Get stuck in a group with two dumbfucks
>One looks like a retarded beaver
>Other looks like kid who is so covered in his shit he could tell you every shade of brown
>Go into tent in the middle of the fucking highlands
>its fucking Baltic like literally below freezing
>Dumbfucks get into sleeping bags and so do I
>start dreaming about shagging some bird or something idfk
>"gUYS cAN i gO tO pOO pOO?"
>Whattheactualshit.png
>"You don't need my permission, we ain't in LS anymore"
>Kid comes back a half an hour later
>hands are covered In shit
>projectilevomit.exe
>standing outside bowking for like 10 mins
>come back in and finally get back to sleep
>wake up like 6:30
>turn around
>Dumbfuck 1 is lying on top of Dumbfuck 2
>They are both sleeping with mouths wide open
>Dumbfuck 1 rolls off and lands on a spork
>Spork stabs him right up the hoop
>"Uhhhhhh"
>The kid basically fucking orgasmed
>Getthefuckoutofthere.bat