How blind people know when to stop wiping?

They don't; that's why they always smell so bad.

>>37605238
I asked my blind grandfather this once

He laughed then said that through trial and error he learned young that 6 good wipes is what it takes for pretty much any shit.

If it's a really bad shit, he'll do 10 just to be safe.

>>37605238
IS THAT YOUR FETISH ANON? FOR A GIRL TO BE COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON YOU SO YOU WON'T FEEL INSECURE ABOUT HER LEAVING THAT YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO WIPE HER ASS?

>>37605337
was he born blind?

>>37605238

What a stupid question. Do you put a mirror around your ass to make sure you got every single piece of shit? You just can feel with your hand through the toilet paper if there is any left or not and if it feels dry you're done. Gongratulation you just wiped your ass without looking at your asscrack.

>>37605238
>tfw you will never have a blind gf
>tfw you will never pay for her vision surgery
>tfw you will never see her immense joy
>tfw due to her vision she begins to start doing more things and slowly grow distant to you
>tfw you will never walk in on her getting
BLACKED

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>>37605406
Damn, I want my cuck bf to know that feel

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>>37605238
original gfgfgfgfgffgsderse

>>37605238
Daniel Tosh asked a blind dude this and the guy said he just went with his gut instinct on when it was clean.

>>37605733
Fucking hell man, read the OP.

I thought about helping groups with disabilities in the hope of getting a gf, but I'm not sure where to start.

>>37605755
I thought it was ideal gf thread :(

>>37605387

Naw, bad welding accident when he was in his 20's

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>>37605813
It can be if that's what you want bb :)

>>37605362
>ywn wipe a qt blind girl's ass

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>>37606440
>tell her it's clean and she can go about her day like usual
>it wasn't clean and now she smells like shit out in public

>>37605733
I'm in love.

orange

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rate my oregano oc pls

>>37606699
Those grils haven't existed since 1989, m8.
HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO

>>37605238
>The gf meme picture never gets to me or even interests me.
>Make one of my waifu Lily
Fuck you OP, I don't want these feels.

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>>37606915
>since 1989
oh god take me back please

>>37607010
>he's oldest enough to remember 1989
What powers have you acquired, o wizened one?

>>37607491
God won't let me die