Ask two roasties who met each other here anything no feet pics

which one of you has the stinkier pussy?

Do handjobs count as sex?

>>37604480
Post armpits or GTFO

>no feet pics
what's the fucking point then, fuck off

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>>37604494
the blonde one

>>37604497
no but it counts as cheating if you have af bf

>>37604508
pic related

>>37604601
>the blonde one

post pics of this vile pussy

>>37604601

Hmm, I appreciate you. Thanks.

>>37604480
How did you guys meet? Did you fuck?

>>37604601
What do you think of trannies?

>>37604674
You're welcome

>>37604720
In a >tfw no BPD gf thread

>>37604727
Depends - know a few, but they're all raging psycho SJWs

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>>37604601
>shaven
You better post feet to make up for this travesty.

>>37604480
>279 replies and 42 images omitted. Click here to view.

>>37604770
>In a >tfw no BPD gf thread

pls be my bpd gfs, you can bully me

>>37604770
What do you two do for fun?

>>37604853
they probably constantly get in fights then have hot lesbo sex after to calm down

>>37604860
>tfw lesbian
>tfw no cute r9k gf

ree..

Ask a cyborg who's dating a fembot anything
yes she fits the description of fembot and we met on here

>>37604480
What is the end goal to this thread?

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>>37604480
>lesbians
there is nothing I hate more. kys

>>37604853
domestic abuse

originally

>>37604903
Where is she from?
Why is she a fembot?
Where did you meet and how long ago?
What do you do together?

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>>37604776
pic related

>>37604853
Shitskin concert yesterday

>>37604909
Attention

>>37604955
>Where is she from?
U.S.
>Why is she a fembot?
No friends, virgin, stays indoors most of the time
>Where did you meet and how long ago?
A week ago on a friend making thread
>What do you do together?
Talk all day long

>>37605006
Post your bushes or lack of pubes if shaved

We may stink of piss and cum, and we may be animals, and we may throw shit at each other from time to time, and we may scream garbage that makes no sense, and we may masturbate at every waking hour, and we may spend our lives without leaving our basements, and we may hate humans, and we may love to sniff our balls, and we may ponder about the meaning of our existance and eat out own feces, but make no mistake this isn't a zoo.

>>37605074
kek

iriginil

>>37605066
I was hijacking a roastie thread.
I'm a guy and she's a girl

>>37604601
Who has a more powerful pee stream?

>>37605006
A week ago and talking is called dating now? You're just friends.
'"FRIEND MAKING THREAD" yes?
Unless she sent you nudes already and said she loved you you're just friends.

>>37605118
Same then. Post her bush

>>37604988

Okay be honest are you both straight or gay?

Should I dump my bf?

We've only dated for 4 weeks. He doesn't have much time for me and we're not having a very good time together because we both feel like it's not going anywhere and that he should be more attentive. We both feel like we should be having more fun and can't understand why we can't make that happen, and that creates a tense atmosphere, if that makes any sense. The sex is bad for the same reason.

But I really like him and still keep wishing something would change, against all odds. And he's cute and I can really trust him.

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Would you date a bpd guy?

Not me just any guy with bpd so I still have a chance is what I'm saying?

>>37605182
How big is his benis?

>>37605127
That's actually exactly what happened, anon.
She confessed to me and I wasn't looking for a relationship at all until just a few days ago

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Why no feet pics, you selfish whore cunt? If you are going to announce your presence where you don't belong, you should pay a toll of sorts. Now, post your goddamn toes right fucking now RIGHT FUCKING NOW GOOOOOOODDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNIIIIIIIT
WHORE
GOD I WANT TO CRUSH YOUR PRETTY LITTLE WINDPIPE WITH MY BARE HANDS I HAVE AN ERECTION

>>37605194
How the fuck am I supposed to know? Take a ruler to when I've gotten his pants off? Maybe slightly on the larger side.

>>37605240
I don't know, you saw it and fucked it? What kind of benis do you prefer?

>>37605120
The brunette

>>37605161
Both straight

>>37605182
A relationship shouldn't be like that that early. It's a bad sign if you can't just "be" together and you're both trying hard to create a fun/loose atmosphere; you shouldn't be "trying" to do that, it should just happen by itself.

>>37605187
We're both (professionally) diagnosed with BPD and we can't stand ourselves and wouldn't be with anyone like us for that reason. It's insufferable to be with someone who has BPD, so to answer your question: no

>>37605281
Pls be my bpd gfs. What state?

>>37605263
Yeah but, you know, the differences in cock size are actually pretty small. Inches, at most. It's really hard to judge when you're not even seeing them side by side at the same time and they're all attached to bodies with different proportions.

I guess I'd prefer it a bit smaller ideally. But I wouldn't decide based on this.

>>37605202
Kek and you believe this? A simple friendship being equal to love? Where do you live anon?
Anyway share the dumb whore's nudes.

>>37605281
How do you know about the pee stream difference?

>>37605315
Not in the US

oregano

>>37605281
Please I'll play you leonard cohen songs on the guitar

>>37605332
I live near her and we meet up.
So yeah of course I believe it especially since we're dating.

>>37605281
>A relationship shouldn't be like that that early. It's a bad sign
;__; I know. But there's still hope it could get better, isn't there? I'm so desperate
pls send help

>>37605323
That's fair. Uncut or cut?

>>37605380
Europenis.

>>37605358
We pissed on a road next to each other yesterday

>>37605366
Send a vocaroo of it

>>37605378
To be honest, no. Sorry anon, but the tension will only build up and shit will hit the fan

>>37605430
>We pissed on a road next to each other yesterday
Sage then pack it up, boys.

>>37604480
Can we have a three way original

>>37605430
>To be honest, no
Sigh. I guess you're right.
Isn't it still better to be with him than alone though?

What's your favourite dinosaurs, you two?

>>37605430
Pretty hot desu. Do either of you have some contact info? I want to talk to both of you about stuff

>>37605456
European women piss outside often, it's socially acceptable here
>>37605409
Good to know. Want to date me instead?

>>37605504
>European women piss outside often, it's socially acceptable here

can you pee on my face?

>>37605504
What? I live in Eastern Europe, the shittier side of Europe, and the only women I saw piss outside were gypsies, and one time my cousin on a long road trip.

>>37605474
Sure

>>37605476
"Anything is better than to be alone"

>>37605484
Covfefe
>>37605485
Post your skype

>>37605522
I'm an Anon. Yes, only if you're femanon.
>>37605536
Idk much more common than in the US from my experience

>>37605536
we peed on a road in the middle of nowhere so no one could see us, still feels bad though.
no gypsy

>>37605549
Skype is [email protected]

It's also an email clearly

Pls help me, I'll keep it very short

>Chick is interested in me, wants my skype
>We talk for a bit
>Eventually start watching streams together
>She's always flirty with me
>Has had two boyfriends, only slept with those two as well she says
>She's quiet and uses one-word replies for the most part, but has sent me very lewd pics of herself

Do I keep going for her or am I being led around like a dumb retard

>>37604480
Post vocaroo of yourselves, say something qt

>>37605574
Why feel bad? Peeing where you need to feels great and it's freeing

>>37605504
No thanks. I'd give it greater odds than 99.9999% that he's better for me than you are. I mean, I know he's sweet, a good person, trustworthy, smart, not too young or old and lives in my city. You're on the same continent, and that's all I know about you.

>>37605628
That's pretty rude, at least I know how to be a boyfriend

SAGE BETA ORBITING SHIT SHOW THREAD SAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37605574
Well, I didn't mean to imply it's a bad thing. When nature calls, you better answer. It's just that I have never thought it to be a common thing.
Also, here's a question for you, just because. Long hair(pony tail, no bun. half up half down style), or short on a guy, with short trimmed beard or somewhat of a full stubble? In any combination, of course.

>>37605556
Wait why won't you pee on men? Also snap chat?

>>37605584
Let us know if you are added, I'm guessing no because this is a troll

>>37605667
Nothing yet,and I agree

>>37605656
fuck, i mean full beard, not full stubble.

>>37605593
Do you live near her, enough that you might meet up someday? If so, go for it.
If not, it's up to you, if you genuinely enjoy talking to her, then go ahead and keep at it, but don't expect anything more than just talking.

>>37605657
I'm not a fag. What's your asl?

>>37605646
Good for you. Why don't you use that superpower to find a gf near you? One that has characteristics you appreciate and who's compatible with you? There's always a shortage of good boyfriends.
I'm just being practical.

Do either of you have snap chat?

>>37605710
I'm mainly kidding and enjoy lewding with femanons, it's less work than irl

Post pics of tits please

>>37605549
You roasties have Kik?

>>37605734
>>37605754
Don't bother, Anons. I wasn't added by them on Skype

>>37605584
You don't show up on the search engine

>>37605593
Go for her, but if she never starts replying with more than one word, then dump her

>>37605607
You're right

>>37605656
>>37605687
No ponytails, no manbuns (kys)
Stubble is good and so is beard, as long as it's not full-on wizard beard with it's own eco-system

>>37605688
She lives in Louisiana and I live in Iowa. I've driven from Iowa to Florida before so many times with my family that it doesn't seem like a long distance at all

I dunno. Little things like ignoring certain questions sort of piss me off, but everything else is great. Am I just overreacting?

>>37605829
I should, maybe you typed it in wrong?

[email protected]

>>37605829
She responds with more than word often, it's just that for the most part she keeps it very short.

I guess the best way to explain it, is she seems like the kind of person to not say anymore than she has to.

Are you enjoying all the attention your daddies didn't gave you?

>>37605888
That shit gets old fast, but keep her around for lewds
>>37605829
How often do either of you piss outside?

>>37605865
No, copied and pasted it, nothing showed up. Here
live:juliuskeksar

>>37605888
Nice trips, but if she's the type who doesn't say more than she needs to and you're fine with that, then go for it. The only con about this is that you could easily start thinking that she's not answering "properly" and that this could start bother you.

>>37605906
Yeah it is, thanks for the concern

>>37605921
When drunk, but one exception being if the need to go is getting critical and there are no toilets anywhere near

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How do I as an ugly yet relatively normie "femanon" find myself a friend like you girls did?

>>37605829
Add me on Skype since that other Anon failed. Mine is gowings01

>>37606011
It already sort of has. >>37605850 I got pissed at her for it and we didn't talk for a few days.

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>>37604601
Can you please take a photo of your necks arched backwards like this? Thanks

>>37605829
>>No ponytails, no manbuns (kys)
Whoa, don't have to be so rude there, it was just a question, roastie.
Although it does sadden me that tfw no long hair

>>37604770
>tfw no bpd gf
Holy shit why would anyone want to date anyone with bpd
t. a bpdfag.

>>37604480
What's the best yuri animu and why is it Madoka Magica?

>>37606013
You can be our friend

>>37606038
Yeah, well that's not a good sign then. If shit like that is already happening, then like we told another anon, shit will suddenly hit the fan and it will be pretty bad and you will both end up feeling like shit

>>37606079
There are no Adam's apples to be found, no worries

>>37606081
Meant it like you should kill yourself if you had either one of those. They're the biggest redflag of them all especially if combined with a fedora

>>37606107
People here really enjoys torturing themselves. No clue as to why anyone would want to date someone with BPD either, it's the most stupid shit to put upon yourself

No anime or manga, not weaboos

>>37606204
>There are no Adam's apples to be found, no worries
I don't want the adams apples, I want the necks. Pls?

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>>37606204
>You can be our friend
I'm not from the US or BPD, and like I said, also a normie, is that okay?

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>>37606230
Sorry anon, you can get a picture of our socks

>>37606248
We're not from the US and A++ that you're not batshit crazy, you go grrl

>>37606302
B-but I don't like socks !! >:^(

Pls

>>37606302
Grats, you just made some basement dwellers touch themselves extensively.

>>37604988
Can I see more of that cute little critter?

>>37604480
Is the very nature of our senses faulty? Have we all been fooled by a great devil?

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Is it ok to use 'mouse' as a verb? as in 'don't go mousing around in there'?

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>>37606361
If we say you do, then you do :)

>>37606422
Thanks, it's the biggest achievement of our life

>>37606428
pic related

>>37606460
Go to church

>>37606488
Yeah, you do you, anon

>>37604480
What if dogs were people?

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>>37606556
Daaaaaw it's so fuckin adorable

>>37606585
Then the world would be horrible and full of ENFP's

>>37605430
>pissing on the road

do women actually do this?

>>37605536
i'm from norway and i'm pretty sure every single girl here has peed outside

>>37606708
Are you a girl that does that? It seems so degenerate

>>37606752
no but my gf is sitting next to me and i've seen her do it countless times. drinking outside is very normal here, so what are they gonna do?

>>37606696
It's not uncommon at all, where do you live sperg

>no timestamp provided
>no one even demanding one

Is it just a bunch of summerfags in here or has /r9k/ just gotten sloppy?

>>37606836
I'm just bored out of my mind, just semi-lurking the thread.
Help a robot out, though. Regular Monster or Absolute Zero or whatever the sugar free one's called. first time I'm drinking this.

>>37606904
the regular one brother

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>>37606935
I thank you originally, brother

>go to take a shit
>blocked when I return

Oh well, nice chat roasties

TITS OR GTFO

wow so original hmm

>>37605850

Where at in Louisiana, i'll go see her for you pal (:

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I got feets

>>37607082
>hope u didnt ghost me
wewlad calm down

>>37607211
get those nails fixed pls

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>>37607346
I could use two foot slaves around the house.

Either of you ever had a 40 year-olds big toe up in your butts?

>>37607470
No and not something we're actively looking to do. You?

>>37607470
>40 year old
>on r9k
just how miserable is your life?

Big nigger dick?

Where in Euro land are you I can always fly out from where I am in Murica it would be easier if I were still living in Britbong land

>>37607470
>yellow nails

Yeah you got toe fungus (literally fungus), no thanks

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>>37605281
>It's insufferable to be with someone who has BPD

welp, just not meant to be I guess.

have you ever been in a relationship before, if you have, what things do you usually do that fuck things up?

>>37607921
add us on skype and we will tell you

>>37607998
one of us is a cheater and the other one is too clingy and psychotic to deal with. also drugs

>>37608025
>cheater
yup checks out, once a cheater....
>phsychotic clinger
also checks out

damn shame.

>>37608108
I know, anon.
it sucks balls my dude.

>>37608025
why can't you stop cheating?

>>37608266
I don't enter any relationships anymore since I don't want to cheat and hurt anyone

>>37608290
that wasn't the question anon,
here is another,
do you count an emotional affair as cheating?

>>37608290
lmao how many people have you cheated on?

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>>37608358
>tfw It think I unintentionally cucked a guy
bls respond op.

there is no room in heaving for cheaters

>>37608003
I dont have Skype anymore sorry