I FUCKED UP AND PLANNED 2 DATES TONIGHT
WHAT DO I DO? ONE IS GUARANTEED SEX, THE OTHER IS POSSIBLE SEX BUT WITH SOMEONE VERY PRETTY AND COOL
>>37603592
youre asking advice from a bunch of people who may not have spoken to someone their age in over a week.
Just lie to one of them and tell them you can't make it
>>37603626
I CANT TELL THE PRETTY ONE IM BUSY, OUR CONVERSATION STAGNATED AND IF I DO THAT IT'S OVER
I CAN'T TELL THE SEX ONE IM BUSY, SHE SHARES MY INTERESTS AND PLANNED A WHOLE PERSONALIZED NIGHT WITH ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>37603621
>addendum:
the obvious solution is to postpone one of the dates to another arbitrary (BUT SPECIFIC!) night. theyll understand. and if they dont, they're not worth keeping around.
so by that notion, postpone the sexgirl you dont care about until like tomorrow night for example.
have a good date tonight, be a good guy
rip the other girl in half tomorrow
>so sayeth the lord
well you can start byGETTING THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
run back and forth between the two dates and let hijinks ensue
>>37603660
I ALREADY POSTPONED ON THE SEX GIRL AND WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A FEW NIGHTS AND OUR RELATIONSHIP MIGHT GO FROM FWB TO FRIENDS IF I DO IT AGAIN
>>37603592
This happened to me. Had one girl over to fuck, another one showed up to surprise me and fuck.
You have time on your side, friend. Reschedule with the guaranteed, figure out a SOLID excuse that isn't too farfetched. Maybe an old friend showed up? Family emergency? whatever. Then go out with the potential. Fuck the guaranteed tomorrow night.
Thank me later.
>>37603699
fuck her today, go on a date tonight
spotaneity r00lz
>>37603592
Take it easy chad. When your in a situation like this where you feel like reeeeing, just remember college football is starting up soon!
Don't think any robots here have been in a similar situation, maybe you should ask the btard traps.
>>37603780
>chad
IVE HAD SEX ONCE IN MY LIFE
I AM ONLY REACHING NORMIE LEVELS NOW
THIS DECISION WILL DICTATE MY FUTURE IN BOUNDLESS WAYS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>37603821
you're over-thinking it. Just take a few deep breaths and try using your better judgment
>>37603985
you're right, I checked the girl I have a date with's profile on tinder and she's updated it since planning a date with me, which implies she's probably not that interested. I'll cancel with her then
I'd go with the one where sex isn't guaranteed. Why would I fuck a girl who fucks on the first date?
>>37603592
The latter. Former will flake.
>>37603684
yes plan dinner at the same restaurant and act like you have some sort of stomach issues
>>37603592
>waa help me virgins which girl should i fuck tonight
Why are you on this board?
>>37603592
Why not just on a date with them both tonight? There's enough time in an evening for both
>>37604223
>I checked the girl I have a date with's profile on tinder and she's updated it since planning a date with me, which implies she's probably not that interested. I'll cancel with her then
Man, yall never fail at giving me a good laugh
Don't be a pussy and go on a date with both.
Book tables at a restaurant on opposite sides of the room. Then say you need to use the bathroom or are having stomach problems and go to the other girl. You'll just keep jumping between tables all night and who ever says they're down to fuck you go home with.
>>37605012
This can also work with movies
Fuck FWB then go on second date. You won't have blue balls and won't be thinking about sex unless she brings it up. You'll be able to fuck her longer if she does want sex because you've already warmed up.
>>37603699
>dating your fwb
For what purpose
>>37606332
it's not really dating but she's a lonely person so we schedule times to hang out, it's a moral grey area where I want to help her but I also want sex