>don't believe in tarot cards but give them a try an

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Dumb phone poster here, take this I guess

>>37602375
You're retarded. Tarot cards/astrology/fortunes are all vaguely worded cookie cutter insights designed to get money from the gullible who find comfort in something above them that's out of their control, because they know deep down their issues are of their own and the last thing people want is for them to be the cause of their own problems.

>>37602375
OP why did you enter your name into a data mining site you spazzy twat?

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>>37602375
Is that a MOTHERFUCKING JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken reference!?!?!?!

>>37602375
They're completely wrong about me, now what faggot?

>>37602375
Tarot can actually be a useful tool for understanding your situation, but seriously it's never definitive nor is it predictive, and it's not fucking magic. Any meaning you assign to it is a projection of how YOU predict things will end and how you interpret your situation. The given symbols could be any other symbols and you would still project meaning onto them unless they were totally off-base.

If you look at it through this lens, though, it can reveal how you feel about things that you might be denying.

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Well, I don't think this describes me.

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>what did they mean

I need a wizard

>>37602375
>they all describe me PERFECTLY
old ""psychic's"" trick. say something that sounds specific but is actually very general, watch people freak

Tarot cards impacted me more when I just found out the meanings of each card rather than trying to be dealt a tarot hand.

you need someone who knows the deck layouts to deal you, it can't be computer generated.

>get "the lovers" twice

Tarot confirmed fraud.

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>>37603182
No shit Sherlocks, got any other brilliant insights?

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H-how did they knoww ?

>>37602375
I HAVE THE EMPEROR IN EVERYTHING !!!
the only thing that changes is one card is this a glitch or what?
>Power
Emperor ,High priestess
>Desire
Emperor,High priestess
>Core
Emperor,The Fool
>Growth
Emperor,The Fool
>Lucky
>Death,Emperor

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asfasdfg3456

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>>37602375
>hermit almost EVERYWHERE

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>>37602375
lmao what a retard
the way they decribe why the cards were "chosen" is so wide, basically anyone can (with right amount of twist) fit it into their lifes

IE. your life isnt perfect right now, but in the near future something will make it better
you can twist it the way you want (kys, gf, selfimprovement)

stop trusting this shit

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It's pretty hard not to take any of this personally. Please note the Desire and Luck cards.

>>37604020
YOU FOOL! SDG

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>mfw ubermensch tier

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is this witchcraft or something?

I've gotten one before irl years ago and it seemed accurate but it's because you see how the card meanings fit into your life

different readers might explain things differently and the cards are interpreted differently in different positions.

for instance when I got mine read one of the categories was what I could do to mess up my life I thought

idk

I can somewhat make sense of it but it's not like "wow this is me"

>>37605352
does the program uses name and birth date to pull up cards?

You're not supposed to pick the cards for yourself.

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>3 are the same

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

you have been muted for 8 seconds because your comment was too low in content

>>37602375
You're doing it all wrong faggots. You're supposed to get your own deck, shuffle it physically, then do draws for yourselves. Find a nice comfy deck with interesting art and learn all about the mythology behind it so you can play fortune teller for people online and in person.

I like the Wild Unknown deck desu.

>>37602375
Its probablt imagination but this seemed surprisingly realistic. I am a dreamer with a lot of untapped potential, It said I'm also a chad too though i couple times so dont know what that means. The Tower card worries me though. I have some secrets that I dont want coming out.

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>>37605753
shit forgot to add card here you go


>>37605709
I neither have the time or money for that shit.

>only using major arcana

literally pleb-tier data mining

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>>37602375
what even is this shit? its garbage

>>37604020
Dude, are you the MC of a persona game?

what are the world, the star, and the moon?

What does the high priestess mean

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I am thou, thought art I

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>tfw you know that if GUTS had tarots card they would be most likely the same
who else is an Eternal struggler

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>>37602375
Blessed boi coming through

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>>37602375
This is a bunch of horoscope tier bullshit. All this shit could be true about anyone.