Children who grew up playing Nintendo ended up being weak jawed

>>37602289
idort master race

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>I played both Nintendo and Sony when I was a child

What the heck does this make me?

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Let me tell you guys a story. I am recently retired from a ten year career in the video game industry.

Throughout the course of my career I have several cool accomplishments but my biggest was securing a contract with Nintendo.

It was a huge deal for everyone involved because my company was small and this meant a huge boost in revenue and for them it was the first time for them hiring an outside company for the purpose intended. (Which I will get to in a minute)

So, I was sent on a 3.5 month trip to Washington only with the knowledge that I was going to help on a game that was very far behind.

What my team and I found when we got there and our true reason for being there was astounding and can fully explain a vast amount of Nintendos problems..

(1/2)

Only alphas play PC

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>>37603602
Cont. the story?
>>37603507
I did the same when I was younger, anon

>>37603602
(2/2)
What we found when we got there was very literally the largest collection of degenerate faggots I have ever had the displeasure of witnessing in my life.

When you walk into the testing department the first thing you see is the veterans. Some of them have N64 posters up because they actually worked on the game and have been sitting at the same desk for that fucking long.

The department is huge, over 400 people and we were here to clean them out. The crusty old vets were the least of the problems. Queers, trannies, bronies, furries, betamales, and feminazis as far as your eyes could see.

There were people who cosplay to work everyday. Rainbow colored beards and dudes with tutus. Cross dressers and full on trannies of both sexes. Tons of weaboo niggers and the nerdiest ugliest bitches you've ever seen. It was like Reddit, tumblr, and Grindr thrown in a blender with meth.

Nothing got done. They fostered a culture of degenerates and their liberalism but them in the ass. Reason being these are the most lazy and entitled people on the planet. One kid would bring his bed blanket from home and snuggle with it on the job, someone's falling asleep only to be gently awoken and reminded to stay on task. Lol it was all totally fucked.

Anyway that department is gone now. Totally cleaned out, thanks to me and my team none of those people are there anymore. We secured the contract and took some workload while they restructured. They all had their hours cut gradually and then eventually axed.

Nintendos games should be getting better soon. More third party support would help.

As I final note, the higher ups are all out-of-touch boomers and hardheaded chinks and I'm really surprised this company hasn't bankrupted itself yet on employee perks alone

>>37603901
Thanks for your duties I guess, haven't played a Nintendo game in idk how long though.

Nintendo = manchild
Xbox = spoiled brat
PS4 = always bought with hard earned money

Idk why this is, it just is

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Rate my collection, anons

Not pictured is Guilty Gear XRD - Revelator, all the Blazblue Titles, and Persona 5.

>>37603602
can you give us a hint on what game you worked on?

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>>37603507
a cute trap hopefully

>>37602289
>video games influence genetics
hello, retard

>>37605119
Triforcee