I am Sick of being a kissless VIRGIN!

1 thing i know:

they won't have sex with us, give up now.

Ew, why do you want to kiss a whore?

Don't you know how many dicks you'd be kissing through cross contamination?

>>37601400
I mean, isn't that the point?

>>37601590
If you wanted to kiss a dick why didn't you just say so anon?

:3

>>37601400
nies dubbs mate, that's how you get sex

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Just be yourself :^)

On a real note be friendly but flirty. Try to control the flow of the conversation and get her talking about herself.

>>37601678

>be friendly be flirty
You forget you are on /r9k/; we are all autistic:
1. How do you be flirty?
2. How do you control a conversation while letting her talk?
3. Where do you find girls to talk with? When I go to a Bar/Club, the music is really loud and I can't hear anything.

>>37601370
get an online gf and ask to meet in person after a while , if you're lucky it'll advance to an irl one and later on you will score (it worked for me)
Also lower standards to a realistic level (if you're a 6 then look for one in the 5-7 range)
dont sperg out and pretend to care about her but not too much otherwise you'll look like you're desperate to fuck her , and by the gods whatever you do DONT LET HER SEE HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE
best of luck

>>37601779

1. Compliments, touching, make her laugh. Gotta read body language.
2. Ask questions about her interests, find something in common and talk about.
3. Bar, parties, outings with friends. If it's too loud go outside the bar, most places have a place to sit outside.

>>37601370
>The 1 thing I know: If you are friendly, you get friend-zoned. Chads aren't friendly.
Wrong. Chads can be turbo-feminist beta males and still get laid, because appearance is all that matters to women.

That's why most males on here won't lose their virginity. Chads are determined at birth, not by self-improvement.

>>37601979
>2. Ask questions about her interests, find something in common and talk about.
The hard part is not making it sound like an interview or making your reply about yourself.
And because I'm not in the loop with music, movies, TV shows, current events, etc. I'm automatically that weird guy in conversations.
>"WHAT? You don't know this song anon?!"
This is why "bee yourself" never works for me. I can be enthusiastic about my hobbies and interests when talking to people but it does more harm than good. Plus, imagine how autistic it'd sound bringing up a video game I'm really fond of. I have other hobbies, but it's having to play hard mode and hide your power level.

>>37601678
>>37601824
>>37601979
Getting any young woman to talk to you without them being disgusted by your presence can only be unlocked after being at least 7/10 in terms of attractiveness.

wish i could give advice but my 1.5 year old tinder account is still yet to get a match

>>37602352
I don't see that as such a big issue, unless you have birth defects, or some total facial scarring most anyone can look presentable with the right type of daily grooming , and even then , I've seen literal troll faced fags with a woman , or for you acneefags , i knew a guy with a face that had more acnee than skin and still somewhat got laid , so it's not all looks , you WILL find a woman , be it a 1/10 that will be willing to fuck you , but I personally wouldn't go under 5/10 , I chose to stay a virgin untill I managed to fuck a decent looking girl at the ripe age of 24 than lose it at 17 with some disgusting hamplanet , and boy did I have plenty of chances

>>37601370
Go to a prostitute or save up and get a escort.
>"WAHH I want true love with connections and romance and shit"
There's always time if you are still in highschool. If you're not in highschool just get a pro or an escort

>>37602209
If you don't have a lot in common just listen more than talking. Be funny, talk about ideas.

All I do is play runescape and I manage, you can too.

>>37602352
I'm a 5 at best and girls aren't repulsed at the sight of me. My Tinder profile got over 100 matches this week.

>>37602619

>Save up
I have a job but I'm losing money. I am currently trying to look for another job, but I have a contract for 3/4 more months.

>>37601370
Anyone ever tried the well cultured anonymous? I followed it for a while and I eventually got a job, I lost motivation shortly after because my dog died and I stopped reading it. Might get back into it, it seemed like pretty sound stuff.