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BREAKING: ANON SOLVES VIRGIN WALK DISEASE 2017-06-09 10:02:57 Post No. 37598430
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I'VE JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CURE THE DREADED VIRGIN WALK YOU GUYS
I've read recently about Vladimir Putin's "Gunslinger Stride", ie he barely moves his right arm compared to his left when he walks, due to gun training
Well I tried it while going to buy groceries and it fucking works, just imagine your phone is a gun or some shit
If I focus the gunslinger stride then I get a massive confidence boost, and I don't autowalk when there's a bunch of hot slags laying around smoking and laughing
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Here's a video of Putin doing it
https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/dec/16/the-gunslinger-gait-of-vladimir-putin-walk-video
Guys it fucking works
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>>37598430
my left arm is a bit inactive so it barely move during walking.
does that mean I'm a natural chad :O
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This only works if you have a gun to shoot the people who will laugh at you
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It just looks autistic.
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>>37598780
I audibly laughed at this, gg anon
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The chad ascent
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>>37598839
literally me in high school XD
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Is it even possible to not do the virgin walk if you're too thin?
I try to imitate Chads I see in real life but I feel it doesen't work because I'm thin as fuck
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>>37599349
I have a solution to your problem:
Become thicc.
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>>37599355
I don't like food desu
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>>37599375
You're really weird senpai
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>>37599349
>>37598430
There's no such thing as the virgin walk. The meme is just a bunch of normies being bullies again.
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>>37599428
vigin walk, no. Loser beta walk, yes. That does exist.
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>>37599355
The stride is because you have an enlarged back. Your back muscles extend to your sides, which push your arms up. Your triceps are puffy as well, so they are further pushed out. If you're fit, you walk in a confident looking way but really it's the most comfortable way to walk.
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>>37598430
This is the only post relevant to /r9k/ in months. Thank you OP, brings me back to when there was an actual /r9k/ culture on here and not just gay interracial porn.
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>>37598440
I always dreamed about being Secret Service or some professional agency dude.
But I have the neet curse instead. Life is balls.
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>>37598430
>do this already due to injury
>got called a thug for it or a wannabe gangsta fag
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>>37598430
>https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/dec/16/the-gunslinger-gait-of-vladimir-putin-walk-video
that's quite common in people who concealed carry, go on /k/ and ask there
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